Hinata

Disclaimer: Sadly, I don't own Naruto. I do own me, S.E., Riyo...and uhhh...other junk

I can't believe this is over! Well, not entirely, but still! I had lots of fun doing this. Yes, I know I didn't do some people, but I wanted to make Hinata last. Maybe you can suggest a new character for the sequel, Know Your Stars: Naruto Style Strikes Back! It has more humor, more random chickens AND your favorite announcer, S.E.! The afterword will be here shortly, and it includes a special surprise! So don't cry my friends, instead...BE HAPPY!

Last chapter. No one's after Hinata.

Warning: Uhhh...OOCness? Oh and I don't care if you don't agree with me, but I think Hinata only stutters around Naruto-kun (heehee I couldn't resist!) Remember, no flames and PLEASE don't take this seriously. Oh, and for all you NaruHina fans (I'm one!), don't be mad at me after this chapter. Just a heads up.

Now...on with the show! Er...fic?

They say life is short. That's true. They say what comes around, goes around. That's karma. They also say that putting a finger through an electrical socket is very, very bad. Well, heck with them. When has quotes ever done for us?

S.E. sat in her chair, pondering these very questions. But it didn't last very long, either because she had a short attention span or she had better things to do.

She crossed off Yondaime. She smiled at the party the audience had surprised her with for her last show.

"Aww…you guys really shouldn't have," then S.E. noticed a bag of donuts, "Oh wow! Thanks!"

After five minutes, the party stopped and S.E. began to set up for her last guest, her favorite, Hyuuga Hinata.

"WHEEEEE! CONFETTI!" Okay, she wasn't.

"S.E., Hinata will be here in five," Riyo warned her.

She stopped. "Okay doke!"

She went up to that hard to pronounce place and flipped on her microphone.

"HELLO! Welcome to the party-er-I mean- Welcome to Know Your Stars: Naruto Style! I'm none other than your favorite announcer, S.E.! Today's guest is the girl that we have all waited for! Hyuuga Hinata!" S.E. grinned.

The door cracked open as the shy, quiet Hyuuga heir walked in.

"Hello?"

S.E. could not hold in her excitedness.

"HI HINATA! Yay!" S.E. shouted.

"Er…h-hi…"

"Show me your invitation! Then sit down!"

Hinata showed S.E. the black and green invite and sat down.

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…"

"Uhm…is…N-Naruto-kun here?"

S.E. shook her head.

"A long time ago."

Silence.

"Hinata-san…is actually a punk rocker who has THREE nose piercings!"

Hinata looked shocked.

"I'm not, I really don't like punk rock. And I-I really d-d-on't have nose piercings…"

"Hey, what's your band name?"

"Red Lake- erm- I am not in a band," Hinata blushed.

"Oooh! Did it hurt when you got your nose pierced?"

Hinata was surprised.

"I haven't had my nose pierced."

"Riiight….Hinata…thinks Naruto is a jerk and is going out with Kiba…"

The entire world gasped. NaruHina fans gasped. S.E. did too. This could not be happening! It's the end of the world! Run!

S.E. couldn't even believe she said those words.

All of a sudden, Kiba popped up.

"Turkey sandwich!" S.E. cried out.

"I knew one day you would stop admiring that jerk and-,"

"Kiba-kun, you're a g-g-ood f-friend, but I don't l-like you…like that."

Kiba frowned.

"I see. I-,"

S.E. kicked him out.

"NO ROMANCE!"

Hinata could have died. Then she felt blood running through her veins and started to steam and get furious

"I DON'T THINK NARUTO-KUN'S A JERK!" Hinata's voice boomed through the studio as S.E. clinged on to her chair for dear life. Who knew the shy, quiet Hyuuga could be so scary and loud.

S.E. was afraid now.

"Eeee…Hinata is so scary! Waaaaah!" S.E. cried. Hinata, not being an evil person, consoled S.E.

"Hinata…is a great masseur…hey, can you give me a back massage? Or feet? FEET!" S.E. waved her arms around.

"Um…no?"

"Oooh…" the audience echoed.

"Shaddup! PLEASE! I'm a good person!"

"I'm not a masseur!" Hinata said.

"Sheesh…what a mean person…"

Silence.

"Uhm….can I go now?" Hinata asked.

"Hinata…wants to bring down the Main House…"

Neji poofed out of nowhere and declared,

"THAT'S ME!"

"Oh. By the way, not gay but is gay guy, what did Tenten make you wear?" S.E. asked.

"I'm not telling!"

"Loser."

"Freak!"

Hinata stood helplessly as she watched her cousin and S.E. fight. And ate popcorn.

"LEAVE!" S.E. shoved Neji out the door.

"I still can't believe you want to bring down your own family."

"But I'm not!" Hinata said, humiliated.

"Now you know the punk rocker with three nose earrings, the person who thinks Naruto is a jerk and is going out with Kiba, the masseur and the girl who wants to bring down the Main House Hyuuga heir!" S.E. announced.

"That's not true…" Hinata said.

"Yup. It is. Oh my god! You're my last guest! That means…" S.E. said aloud.

"What is i-it?"

"FAREWELL PARTY! Woohoo! Riyo! Get out the cake and confetti and chickens! Hinata-san, you can celebrate!"

Hinata didn't want to be around this idiot so she shook her head politely and left.

"Aww man….I even bought her two tons of iron to whack people in the head with…" S.E. pouted.

"It's part-tay time!" the audience cheered.

She perked up.

"Yeah! It's been so long, I came all this way! Yeah!" S.E. danced and ate at the SAME TIME! Yeah! Multitasking!

"Uhhh…S.E.?" Riyo asked.

"Yeah?"

"Confetti!"

"Yeah!"

And they all lived happily ever after. Except for the chickens. They turned into barbeque. And were eaten by Chouji.

S.E.: I'm so sad this is over...oh well! Want cake?

Chi: No.

Natasha: Remember last time you baked?

-remembrance-

S.E.: -nervous laugh- Ehehehe...no?