Hey, I'm back. And now its time to tell you that I DON'T OWN SONIC OR ANYBODY ELSE EXCEPT MIDNIGHT AND MICHIKO. Thank you
So after Sonic spin dashed the wrinkly plant, the group continued down the path. After a while they entered a clearing a little smaller than the one they had just left, but the only thing in this clearing was a tree. And this was a huge ass tree. I mean, it's the tallest fucking thing you have ever seen in your life.
"Dude, that is one big tree. Maybe it's a redwood…" said Tails
"Hey! Who the hell are you? And why are you in MY clearing?"
"Holy shit! The tree talks!" screamed Michiko
"Damn woman! Quit yelling. And I ain't no tree. I'm a marijuana plant. I mean, come on. What kind of tree talks?" asked the tree
"A Deku tree you dumb ass." Said Midnight, looking at a book
"Oh yeah… I guess I am a tree…"
Everybody just stared at the tree. Then Sonic spoke up.
"Hey Midnight?"
"What?"
"Where did you get that book? And what's it about?"
"I got it from the store, and it's about this whole land."
"Ah"
So everyone just continued to stare at the tree. All of a sudden the tree opened its mouth, and then Shadow tripped on something and landed on Sonic.
"Dude! Get off of me!" yelled Sonic
"God, what did I trip on?" asked Shadow
"A blade of grass"
"Oh…"
Then there was silence, until Knuckles said something, which was really, really stupid.
"Hey, did you every realize that us guys never wear clothes?"
Midnight all of a sudden stood up and walked over to the tree. And you know what she did? She poked it. She poked it with a one of Tail's tails. And everyone stared at her, until Tails took his other tail and started to poke the tree also. This caused everyone to get up and poke the tree. And then the tree caught on fire and died, just because they poked it.
"O.o"
"Can I ask you guys something?" asked Rouge
"What?"
"Where did THAT come from?" said Rouge, pointing to another path that appeared out of nowhere.
So everyone decided to go down the path because there was nothing better to do. And once again a wrinkly plant popped up and scared the crap out of Rouge.
"You know what? I think this land is psycho." Said Shadow walking ahead. " I mean- Shit!"
Everyone ran ahead to see what happened to Shadow, and saw that he had walked of the side of a cliff like thing. They looked down and saw nothing except some fog. So Sonic threw a rock down, and it hit Shadow, causing him to curse loudly. So they decided to jump off the cliff, and they landed in a pool of water
"Shit! I can't swim!" screamed Sonic, thrashing around
"Dude, the water is only knee deep," said Espio walking up
"I knew that. I was just… uh… testing you!" said Sonic standing up
"Right…"
So with Espio leading them, the group walked into a large tree trunk that was forming a tunnel. Then they came into a room with platforms in the middle and the way out on the other side of the room.
"Oh, so how are supposed to get across here?" asked Rouge
"We could take that," said Michiko pointing to a chairlift thingy that went to the other side.
"Oh"
So the group took the chairlift thing and went into the door on the other side, and began to walk into a tunnel. Suddenly the tunnel began to twist around and soon they were walking on the ceiling.
"Hey! This is awesome!" yelled Midnight as she began to jump up and down still on the ceiling. Then she began to sing. "Up-side down, bouncin' off the ceiling. Inside out, stranger to this feeling. Got no clue what I should do-" Then Midnight jumped so high she hit the floor and stayed on it. So she started walking and came out inside the basement of a building with the others following her. Then the door closed behind them.
"Where are we?" asked Tails
"I don know, but lets go upstairs." Said Knuckles
So they went upstairs and found themselves facing a huge door. And when they were about to walk out the door, a voice spoke out from behind them
"I have been following you."
Everyone turned around to see the Happy Mask shop owner behind them. Except only Midnight knew who it was because she had looted his store. So she ran and hid behind Shadow.
"Why have you been following us?" asked Sonic
"I don't know. You guys looked so cool and stuff, so I decided to follow you." Said the Happy mask guy
Shadow then realized that Midnight was hiding behind him. Jeez, what a retard
"Why are you hiding behind me?" whispered Shadow
"Because I looted his store," said Midnight
"So?"
"He scares me. I mean, look at him"
So Shadow looked at the guy and saw that his face changed emotions like every second. Then he looked over and saw everyone freaked out. So you know what Shadow did? He punched the guy in the face, then ran out with Midnight. It took everyone else 2 seconds to figure out what happened, and when they did, they ran out also, and into a messed up town. Everywhere they looked they saw hookers, and Long John Silvers. No sign of a Taco Bell anywhere.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo………" screamed Midnight and Michiko at the same time
"What?" asked Sonic
"There's no Taco Bell…" said Midnight looking as if she was about to cry
"Cheer up" said Tails
"Hey!" said Midnight all excited "There's a gas station. They have giant slushies for 99 cents!" Then she ran to the gas station
"Should we go after her?" asked Shadow
"Yes" said Michiko
"Why?"
"Because she'll get lost in there"
"How?" asked Rouge
"I don't know"
Then Michiko started to hear voices in her head. The voice sounded like Midnight
I knew it! It's the Barney underwear! We should have fed her to the plant when we had the chance!
Michiko kept a mental note to ask Midnight how she did that.
So everyone walked into the gas station and found Midnight drinking a large blueberry/cherry slushie while sitting in the middle of the floor. Then Michiko and Knuckles walked up with some KFC and Pepsi Slushies, while the others went and got blue raspberry slushies.
"Hey, where's Rouge?" asked Midnight looking up
"I don't know," said Sonic sitting by her. "She was just here a second ago"
They both looked over and saw Rouge flirting with a black bat with his ear pierced. He was holding a skateboard with a red dragon on it, and silver wheels. His name was Ryu.
"Hey" said Michiko as she also sat down next to Midnight also. "How did you do that Midnight?" she asked
Midnight shrugged
Suddenly Mighty ran up wearing a shirt that read 'Clock town' and wearing a mask that looked like a frog. He was also wearing some boots that had little metal wings on the side of them. But what he was holding caught everyone's attention. He was holding a taco.
"What are you doing here, and where did you get that taco?" asked everybody in unison
"I don know why I'm here, and I got the taco from there." He said while pointing north to the mountains.
Suddenly Escape from the city started playing out of nowhere. Everyone then began to run from the gas station to the Northern gate while avoiding robots that shot lasers, cars, and hobos. When they got to the Northern gate however, there was a guard that wouldn't let them pass. Well, until Espio walked up
"I'm with them, and I'm 19" said Espio
"That's super!" said the guard in a Big Gay Al like voice.
"Are you really 19?" asked Sonic when they got away from the gate
"No. I'm 16"
"Ah"
So the group started up the mountain, and it got really cold. Then they realized something.
"Where's Rouge?" asked Tails
Back at the gas station…"Dude, where are those friends that were with you?" asked Ryu
"I dunno. So…hey, how was that pie?" answered Rouge
So yeah, how was that pie?