Damn, this is my 3rd chappy with only Blackened-fire reviewing. You know what that tells me? It tells me that I need some pie and to listen to 'Believe in yourself' a little more, and less to 'E.G.G.M.A.N'. I do NOT own Sonic the hedgehog. I only own Midnight, Michiko, and Ryu.

Sonic could not believe how cold it was in the mountains. It felt like, 20 below. He looked over to the others and saw them wearing jackets and Santa hats.

"Where did you get those!" Sonic screamed

"Midnight" answered Shadow, wearing a shirt with the Sega logo on it

Sonic looked over and saw the others more clearly. Tails was wearing a shirt with an 8-bit picture of Link, Knuckles was wearing a shirt that said 'How to pick up chicks', and Espio was wearing a shirt with a picture of G.I.R. on it that said 'I still got a hug in me'. They all wore un-zipped jackets, and Santa hats with little antlers on them.

"Damnit! I'm cold!" said Sonic.

"Sorry" said Midnight as she handed him a shirt that said 'Got Ring?' on it.

"Thanks"

They continued walking without Rouge. They had all agreed that she was a bitch and needed to die. They even had voted on it.

Back to Rouge

Rouge was trudging up the mountain after the others. It took her what felt like 80 million years to get past the guard, and now she was freezing her ass off.

Back to everyone else

They were about halfway up the mountain when these freaky snowballs fell out of the trees. When they saw the snowballs sporting red eyes, they knew that they should capture some and dump them on Rouge when they saw her again. Then they heard a scream, and looked toward where it came from.

"Holy crappit!" yelled Tails, flying "One of those things bit me!"

Knuckles looked beneath Tails and saw a few twigs tied to some string. He followed the string until it went behind a rock. Behind the rock was a hobo eating a banana and Shadow.

"Shadow?" asked Knuckles

"ZZZZZZzzzz…"

"Shadow! Wake your sorry ass up and get over here!" screamed Sonic, like 6 inches away from Shadow's ear.

"Wha…?" asked Shadow

"So, I totally kicked Cody's butt. He was so annoying…"

Everyone looked over to see Midnight and Michiko cooking a hotdog over a fire, talking. Then Midnight poked Michiko in the arm and Michiko poked Midnight in the arm.

"Who's Cody?" asked Espio

"A nuclear green bee that is so annoying that it makes Eggman look like a visit from your weekly random hobo that happens to be a cat," replied Michiko

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" screamed Charmy as he rode past them on a scooter. Then he vanished behind a rock, and a crash was heard. It sounded as if he had broken something by the moaning they heard. Then Charmy walked out from behind the rock and flew away.

A second later a piece of paper floated down, and this is what it said:

Everyone,

Don't tell Vector I wrecked his scooter. It was new.

Love, Charmy

"Well, why would we tell Vector?" asked Midnight

Everyone shrugged

Midnight had started to hum the theme song to Sonic X. She was doing this because it was her favorite song, and she was getting back at Michiko for playing 'The best day ever' from the Spongebob Squarepants movie over and over.

The group continued up, and then they saw a sign. It read:

Taco bell- straight ahead

Goron village- straight, then take a right

Bathroom- in the Taco Bell

Hobo-left

Bar-next to Taco bell

Hotel- straight ahead

Place to trap a slu-bat- janitor's closet, hotel

If you cannot find the Hobo, then you are a retard

Everyone looked left. There was a hobo.

"Well hell. If you can't find the hobo then you are a retard!" said Shadow, bending over the sign. When Shadow walked away, they saw that he had written 'Shadow was here' on the sign

Finally after 5 minutes, the group reached the village. Then all of a sudden Mighty ran up with a picture of Sonic in a dress.

"What the hell" asked everyone at once

Mighty shrugged.

"Then the hell with this!" yelled Midnight as she ran into the Taco bell. 5 minutes later she came out with 3 soft tacos, some nachos with cheese, and pink lemonade "Yum!"

Sonic leaned over to Tails

"I thought that she got lost in restaurants"

Tails shrugged

Michiko was staring at Knuckles. She had stared at him for like 10 minutes until he noticed.

"Stop looking at me! You're freaking me out!" screamed Knuckles

"Too bad!" yelled Michiko "And besides, I know where you pee!" –AkiraKnuckles-

"No you don't!"

"Yes huh! Midnight told me!"

Knuckles looked over at Midnight, who had started to whistle as soon as he looked over

Everyone just stared at the 3 of them. Then a phone started to ring out of nowhere. They all looked toward the sound and found themselves looking at a payphone.

"Hello?" said Tails, answering it

"Hi!" came a voice that sounded a lot like Amy

Tails looked over and saw Amy on the payphone right next to him. She was holding Eggman's goggles, and a bloody knife. He then looked behind Amy and saw everyone decapitated.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!" laughed Amy manically

Tails screamed and passed out

"Tails? TAILS!"

Tails opened his eyes to find bright green eyes looking into his. He sat up so fast that he almost kissed Sonic full on the lips. Then he said:

"Omg,AmycameupandshedecapitatedallofyouanditwastofreakingscarybecauseshehadkilledEggmanalso!"

"Damn Tails! Slow down!" said Sonic "Amy isn't here."

"Or am I?"

Sonic looked behind him and screamed. Then he heard giggling from the closet, and from "Amy"

"What the hell?" asked Sonic as he walked up to Amy

Amy took a wet washcloth from nowhere and wiped her face. Her face was now light blue. Then she proceeded to take off the fake ears and take out the contacts. That's when Sonic realized who it was.

"Damn you Michiko. Damn you for scaring me." Said Sonic

"Heeheeheehee"

Sonic then heard the giggling again, and went to the closet. When he opened the door though, he found himself under an avalanche of bodies. The body over him was red, he knew it was Knuckles.

'Damn Knuckles. He weighs about 200 pounds.' Thought Sonic

When everyone untangled themselves, they looked over and saw Tails in a sombrero. He was also eating a burrito.

"Jeez Knuckles, go lose some weigh fat ass" said Sonic

"Yeah" said Rouge

"Where did you come from?" asked Shadow

"The door."

"Ah, and how do you know Knuckles is heavy?" asked Michiko

"When I fought him"

"Right…" said Tails

"Its true!" said Rouge

Flashback-

Rouge and Knuckles were fighting over a chaos emerald. They were all kicking and punching and biting each other. Suddenly Knuckles pinned Rouge on her back.

End Flashback-

"Like I said, right…"

How was that? I wrote this whole chappy while listening to sonic music. So… Will Amy ever come back? Is this funny? Do I need to stop listening to the Sonic X theme song? Click the button and review. You know you want to…