Another chappy, another disclaimer. I do not own Sonic and co. Nor do I own Sonia and Akira. I only own Midnight, Michiko, Ryu, and all the other characters in my bio.-
Tails and the girls finally managed to get away from Big. How you wonder? By throwing a fake frog on the floor, and then running into a nearby elevator.
"That was close." Said Sonia. "I swear that he was going to sit on me"
Suddenly the elevator shook and dust settled from the ceiling. Then a huge hole was ripped in the roof and Big hopped in. Big was at least twice his normal size, and a puke green in color. His eyes were cat yellow, and his teeth were all sharp and stuff. His fishing pole was a bit shorter, and had a spiked ball on the end.
"FROGGY!" Big roared
A soft pattering sound was heard coming from the back of the elevator. Everyone turned around and saw Cream pissing herself. It was quite hilarious, even though the situation they had been put in. Big kinda looked at her for a minute before looking at the others.
"WHERE IS FROGGY! I'M GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU IF YOU DON'T TELL ME!"
"Uh… Froggy is… er… Eggman has him!" said Akira rather fast
"Oh, ok." Said Big as he walked off
Everyone looked at each other. Then they started to giggle. That turned into full-fledged laughter. It was so loud God heard it.
-Heaven-
God was sitting in his chair drinking some kool-aid and eating a double cheeseburger when Heaven shook something mighty and a sound from Earth was heard. God got up out of his chair and opened his window. The noise was so great that he flew back 5 feet. Then he closed the window using is powers. He turned to assistant who was sitting in his chair
"What the Hell was that?" said God
"I don know" said his assistant.
"Oh…" said God "Get outta my chair while you're at it"
So the assistant got up and God sat down. After a while of wriggling around, he turned to his assistant.
"Damnit woman! You screwed up my ass-groove! It took me since the dawn of time to get it right!" screamed God. He threw Invader Skoodge at her, and he started to hump her leg –Skoodge, not God-
-Back to Earth-
Everyone had entered the pool area and began to swim. Even though Sonic was in the 3 foot deep part, he somehow managed to drown. Jeez, what a retard.
Midnight was swimming underwater when outta nowhere the Drowning remix started to play. She looked around and saw no one drowning, so she kept on swimming. Then she noticed Froggy sitting at the bottom of the pool. She surfaced and saw Shadow swimming while eating a waffle.
"Sonia!" called Midnight
"What?" Sonia screamed form the other side of the pool, where she was attempting to drown who looked like Rouge
"How come Sonic can't swim, but Shadow can?" Midnight screamed back
Sonia just shrugged.
Akira was sitting next to the edge wondering what to do. Suddenly Knuckles ran in screaming and wouldn't stop screaming until Tails shoved him into the pool. When he surfaced he looked as if he would cry
"What happened Knuckles?" asked Akira
"It was horrible. Rouge gagged me with a ball and kicked me in the nuts over and over!" screamed Knuckles before he started to cry
Akira looked at Rouge who was gasping for breath, just now getting away from Sonia. Akira's look could kill. And it did. Froggy, who leapt outta the pool between Akira and Rouge, suddenly died.
Rouge noticed Akira looking at her, so she decided to make her escape. She flew up in the air and flew out of a random window.
"I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL ROUGE!" screamed Akira
-Hell-
Rouge suddenly appears there.
"What the hell?" said Rouge
"You're with me now" said the Devil, walking up
"Nnnnnnnnnoooooooooo!"
-Back to the others-
The others finally got out of the pool. Once again Sonic drowned, but this time it was in the baby pool. Sonia looked over at Espio and got excited. She walked up to him.
"Where's my pizza?" Sonia asked while holding out her hand
"What?"
"Where's my pizza?" she asked again
"What are you talking about?" said Espio, backing away
"WHERE'S MY GODDAMN PIZZA?" screamed Sonia
"I DON'T HAVE ONE!"
"Oh…"
Everyone was quite. That is, until Tails asked the most common question
"Did you notice we always wear gloves?"
Everyone looked at him, then they looked at their gloves. After tugging at them for 5 minutes, they decided to leave that question unanswered.
"Pizza delivery!"
Everyone turned around to see Vector wearing a Pizza Hut uniform, carrying 7 extra large pizzas.
"Yeah!" screamed Charmy
Everyone stared at Charmy. Suddenly everyone started fighting. Sonia spin dashed Tails and Tails was biting Akira. Akira was kicking Shadow and Shadow was pulling Knuckles's tail. Knuckles was head butting Midnight and Midnight was pulling Sonic's ears. Sonic was trying to Homing attack Sonia, but since Midnight held his ears, he fell flat on his face. Espio, Charmy, Amy and Vector just watched them. After about 10 minutes, everyone had gotten their pizza, and they hurt really badly.
Shadow was chewing his pepperoni and sausage pizza when he thought of something. He reached into his non-existent pocket and pulled out his Chaos Emerald.
'This is going to be fun' He thought
He looked around and his eyes rested on Sonia, who was chowing down on some nice cheese pizza
"OMG, THE FRUITCAKES ARE COMING!" screamed Shadow and he pointed in the opposite direction of himself.
The second that Sonia turned to look the other way, Shadow used Chaos control and stole her pizza
"There's no fruitcakes…" said Sonia as she turned back around to see Shadow stuffing his face with Cheese pizza.
Shadow did this to every other person till Midnight took Amy's hammer and hit him upside the head. This mad Sonia kinda mad, but Shadow had stole her pizza
Then there was silence. Until…
"WHO WANTS SOME ICE CREAM?"
That's it for this chappy. I don feel good today, so yeah. Please review and remember, I am open to suggestions. Also, Michiko will not be in a few of the upcoming chapters. Ja Ne-