I don own any Sega characters. Nor do I own Sonia or Akira. I own everyone else though… Shadow's Dark Angel originally used some of the things in here. So yeah.

Shadow's Dark Angel: Didn't it kick ass?

Blackened-fire: NO! I MUSTN'T MAKE WALDO MAD!

ENJOY, OR SUFFER! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

"Anyways, what should we do at the party?" asked Amy

"Spin the Bottle!"

"Truth or Dare!"

"Sledding!"

"Kill Amy!"

Everyone looked in the direction that the 'Kill Amy' came from. Sonia, Akira, Rouge, Sonic, and Midnight stood there wondering why everybody was looking at them

"What?" asked Sonia

"LETS PLAY SPIN THE BOTTLE!" screamed Amy

"YAY!" yelled… Big? What the fuck was he doing there?

Suddenly something hit Sonia upside the head. Everyone looked and saw it was a box of Always Pads. They looked over at the door and saw Shadow standing there with a paper bag on his head. The only reason they knew it was Shadow was because the paper bag said 'Ultimate Lifeform' on it.

"0.o"

"AH!" screamed Akira suddenly "I AM BLINDED!"

"What?" said Knuckles, acting all worried and stuff

"BIG IS NAKED!"

"So?" said Knuckles "I'm naked. All the guys here are naked."

"Oh yeah…"

Everyone sweat dropped

They began to play Spin the bottle.

It was Sonia's turn. She spins the bottle. It landed on… Eggman? I thought he was dead. Anyways, they kissed, it was nasty, they threw up. Sonia brushed out her mouth with a toothbrush and used 5 tubes of toothpaste.

It was Akira's turn. She spinned the bottle. It landed on Knuckles. They had no problem kissing.

It was Big's turn. Everyone got up, so that if it pointed at them, they could move. It landed on… himself? Big started to make out with himself. It was nasty, everyone threw up.

"DIE FOUL THING!" screamed Shadow as he threw Big out the window

It was now Shadow's turn. He spinned it, and landed on Vector

"Oh HELL NO!" yelled Shadow

Suddenly a gust of wind came from nowhere and made the bottle land on Jennifer. She was confused for a minute before she realized what was going on.

"Uh… I left the oven on!' she said as she left the room

"MY TURN!" yelled Amy. She spinned it and it landed on Rouge. They kissed, they threw up, everyone laughed.

'Yes!' thought Midnight, Sonia, Akira, and Sonic at the same time

Midnight spun the bottle next. It landed on Tails. Midnight had no problem with this and kissed Tails on the cheek. Tails blushed.

It was Cream's turn to spin the bottle. She spinned it and it landed on Cheese. They kissed, then it turned nasty.

"GET A ROOM!" yelled Sonic, throwing Cream and Cheese in the basement

It was Knuckles turn. He spinned it, and it landed on Espio. Espio turned invisible, so Knuckles was safe, for now…

It was Sonic's turn. He spinned it, and it landed on Amy. Amy was about to kiss him when Sonic held up a Restraining Warrant.

"Crammit!" said Amy

Tails was next. He spun, and it landed on Sonic. Tails blushed so madly he had to hide behind his tails. Sonic came over and they kissed. It was funny

"Sonic's gay." Whispered Knuckles

"NNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooo…………" yelled Midnight and Amy.

Everyone looked at Amy

"What?"

Everyone looked at Midnight

"What?" she asked "If Sonic's gay, then I have to pay Shadow ten bucks!"

"Ohhhhhhhhhh…………"

Last, it was Eggman's turn. He spun it, and it landed on… Eggman's mom? They kissed, it was sick. There was blubber rubbing against blubber. Everyone threw up and died.

-Heaven-

Everyone appeared there.

"Where are we?" asked Sonia, who was standing under a sign that said: 'Welcome to Heaven!'

Suddenly a Hero Chao came up and took them to God's office. God was sitting behind his desk, still trying to fix his ass-groove

"You wished to see us God?" asked Tails

"Yes. You died, and you need to go back. The fact is, you're all retards, and I hate you. Now you can go back and party, or you can go to the realm of Britney Spears and hear her sing for all eternity." God said

"Um, I speak for all of us, and I think we all wanna go party." Said Sonic

"Ok" said God.

Then they all vanished.

-The party-

While everyone was gone, some punch, chips, and other stuff appeared. Jennifer and Katie stood there looking at everyone

"Where were you?" asked Jennifer

"We went and saw God."

"Oh…"

"You know, I always knew God hated me…" said Sonic

"Same" said Midnight

"Yep" said Shadow

So everyone partied and had fun. But behind the scenes was different. This what the cameras caught:

Sonia, Akira, Sonic, Rouge, and Midnight sat alone in the living room. They all were holding Amy plushies in one hand, and Voodoo pins in the other. They started to stick them in random places. In the background you hear Amy screaming in pain.

Jennifer and Katie spiking the punch

Big peeing in the punch

Rouge drinking the punch

Amy striping in the same room as Eggman for some money

Midnight, Jennifer, Amy, and Knuckles singing Kelly Clarkson's 'Breakaway'

Froggy, Cheese, and Chocola doing a three-some

God coming and jumping Eggman

Shadow and Sonic singing Kelly Clarkson's 'Since U been gone'

Tails shooting at Charmy

Charmy peeing in the punch

Everyone drinking the punch

Katie singing 'Behind these hazel eyes' by Kelly Clarkson

Sonia and Akira shooting at Amy, but missing

Amy sniffing the toilet seat

Someone throwing a pie and it hitting Midnight

Shadow putting a 'Kick Me' sign on Knuckles

Knuckles putting a 'Fuck Me' sign on Shadow

Vector drunk and fucking a tree

Sonic getting jumped by Omega

Everybody jumping Sonic

Everyone high and acting like morons

What looks like a Dark Chao humping the camera

Everybody singing 'Since U been gone'

Sonia high and pointing at a bush while laughing

Espio and Big pointing at random people and giggling like schoolgirls

Cream running around naked

Knuckles sticking Tampons up his nose

Akira hitting Rouge with her metal bat

Tails continuously tripping Eggman

Shadow throwing up in the salsa

Amy eating the salsa

Midnight, Jennifer, and Katie dressing up Cheese in an Eggman costume

Camera Dude and Shadow sneaking into the girls bathroom –Camera Dude owned by Shadow's Dark Angel-

Sonic in a dress

Everybody shooting at everyone else

Rouge stuffing her bra

Midnight, and Jennifer singing the Japanese song 'Mune ga Doki Doki' –Case Closed beginning song. Also sung in the first episode. Also known as 'My heart pounds'-

After the party, Camera Dude pulled the videotape out of the camera. He quickly edited the tape so all Amy's crap was first, and then put it in the VCR. Everyone saw what happened during the party.

"Ew! I ate throw up!" screamed Amy, before she went and died. Just kidding. She went and threw up in the bathroom and went to her room.

"Popcorn?" asked Midnight, who was handing some out

"Sure" they all said

It was lucky that Amy left. The part about the Voodoo thing started playing. Then all the shit that Amy did played. Everyone threw up when they saw Amy in the room with Eggman. Next came the people singing Kelly Clarkson music

"You guys like Kelly Clarkson?" asked Sonia, looking at Midnight, Jennifer, Katie, Amy, Sonic, Shadow, and Knuckles

"What's wrong with her music?" asked Shadow

Sonia shrugged

They all watched some more of the tape in silence. Then all the girls went up and hit Shadow and Camera guy, while calling them perverts. Then they watched the part where the Chao was humping the camera.

"What the fuck?" asked Akira

"IT'S EDGE!" screamed Midnight "I wondered were he went. He wasn't it the Chao Garden…

"That's your Chao?" asked Shadow "It's cute!"

Did you like it? It was fun to write. Edge is cute, I luv him. He's a Dark Chao that has Phoenix wings, claws, and head feathers with Tiger ears and tail. Next chappy the Hero Chao Dixie will be appearing. She has the blue Raccoon ears, and paws. I don know why the tail isn't raccoon as well… Review, cause you know you want to. The purple button speaks to you and commands you to review…

"Review…"

Didn't you hear it? REVIEW GODDAMNIT!