I don own any Sega peoples, nor do I own Sonia and Akira. But I do know where the creator of Shadow lives. –wicked smile- I WILL OWN YOU ONE DAY SHADOW!
Suddenly Edge came out from under the couch. It scared the shit out of Shadow who was sitting right there. Then another Chao came out from under the couch. This was however, a Hero Chao. She had blue Raccoon ears, front paws, and rear paws. Its tail was light blue fading into light purple at the tip. At the end, the tail split into 3 different tips. Her wings were mainly light blue, with light purple at the tips
Dixie the Chao went up to Rouge and started sticking her tongue at Rouge. Then Edge the Chao went up and peed on Rouge. It was funny. Everyone laughed
"I HATE YOU ALL!" screamed Rouge as she left the room
"How many Chao do you have?" asked Sonia
"6" replied Midnight
"0.o"
"What? Chao are cute!"
Suddenly the doorbell rang. Everyone looked at the door, then at Akira. She sat there confused for a minute until she realized what was going on.
"Fine…" Akira grumbled
Akira opened the door, and there stood Michiko.
"Where were you?" asked Midnight
"Somewhere over the rainbow…"
"AND YOU DIDN'T TAKE ME!" screamed Shadow
Everyone stared at him in a weird sort of way
"What?"
Suddenly the door rang again. This time Jennifer answered it. There stood a black female hedgehog with lavender and red streaks on her quills, which were styled like Amy's. She wore a hot pink long sleeve shirt, a black skirt that stopped before her knees and some kick ass maroon colored combat boots that came up to her knees.
"Who are you?" asked Knuckles
"My name is Sashay the Hedgehog. Sasha for short." She said
"Sasha… where have I heard that before?" asked Midnight as she pulled a computer out of her pocket
Everyone looked at her
Two minutes later Midnight started to laugh her ass off. Everyone crowded around her and saw a picture of Knuckles wearing make-up and a dress.
"What the FUCK?" screamed Knuckles
Everyone shrugged.
"OOH!" screamed Jennifer, pointing out the window
Everyone turned toward the window expecting to see a shit load of snow and ice and dead stuff, but instead they saw lots of green, flowers, bees, and water.
"BITCH!" yelled Knuckles as he threw the computer out the window
"Ass…" said Midnight
"You want to learn how to fly?" Knuckles asked in a threatening tone
Suddenly both Midnight and Sonia were looking at Knuckles with huge anime styled eyes
"Oh no…" mumbled Akira
"You can teach us how to fly?" asked Sonia and Midnight in unison
"Yeah… fly like a rock" said Knuckles under his breath
"Rocks fly far…" said Midnight, turning toward Sonia
"YEAH!" Sonia screamed
Knuckles slapped himself in the face. Suddenly a whole bunch of random people walked in the door. There was: MC Hammer, Sonia –Sonic Underground- Manic, Tikal, Rei the Hedgehog, Metal, and for some unknown reason, Jak and Daxtar.
"Can't touch this. Oh oh oh ohhh oh ohhh!" sang MC Hammer
"What the fuck are you guys doing here?" screamed Sonic, pointing to Sonia –SU- and Manic
"Can't we see our brother?" asked Manic
"No" said Tails "To many bad memories…"
"Where the hell did you go?" asked Amy
"…To the bathroom?" said Tails all shifty-eyed and stuff
"Oh…"
Everyone looked at Amy like she was a retard, which she is.
"What?"
"Hey Tikal, have you destroyed the Master Emerald yet?" asked Knuckles
"No…"
"Why?"
"Because… Chaos will get loose…"
"But I thought that we had already set his ass to rest!" yelled Knuckles
Somehow no one heard that
Suddenly Sonia noticed Rei
"HI REI!"
"Hi Sonia…" said Rei
Suddenly Sonia from Sonic Underground just fell and died.
"YES!" yelled Sonic
Everyone looked at Sonic, then went back to what they were doing
"Want some booze?" came Omega's robotic voice
"HELLA YEAH!" screamed Metal
Cream was overwhelmed with all the new people she hadn't met before. Suddenly she saw an Ottsel wearing some goggles staring at Rouge's huge, nasty melons.
"God! I just bought these melons yesterday and they are already nasty!" exclaimed Rouge
Ok, so not those melons.
"Hello Mr.…?" said Cream
"Daxtar"
"Wazzup Daxtar." Cream said
"Yo bunny girl" said Daxtar as he walked over to Jak
"Wait, why the hell are you guys here?" Shadow asked
"Um…" said Jak looking around "I dunno…"
Then there was a big awkward silence for no apparent reason. Like the reason we have to go to school. Yeah, that reason… Anywho…
"LETS PLAY SOME VOLLEYBALL!" Michiko screamed suddenly
Midnight and Jennifer looked at her
"I thought you didn't like volleyball…" Midnight said
"Yeah!" said Jennifer
"…So?"
Shadow stood there still mad that Michiko didn't take him somewhere over the rainbow
"WHO WANTS SKITTLES!" came an unknown voice
Everyone looked over and saw Yoda just standing there holding, like, ten bags of sour skittles.
"OMG, ITS YODA!" screamed Tails, who was wearing tons of Star Wars crap
"YEAH!" yelled Knuckles, who was dressed up as Darth Vader
"SKITTLES!" screamed Sonia and Akira at the same time
Midnight got an idea. Like, a lit candle appeared over her head suddenly and some of the wax fell on her
"OUCH! Hey, Knux! Give me that outfit a minute!"
"O…k…"
Midnight took the outfit and put it on. Then she walked over to Manic and said something
"Manic… I am your father!" said Midnight, but it sounded like Darth Vader
"NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Manic takes a breath "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Dude…" said Midnight, taking off the mask "I was joking…"
Manic ran out of the house crying, fell into a nearby pond, and died.
"0.o"
Suddenly all the Sonic peoples who weren't really mentioned in this chapter walked in the door
"Where were you, fuckers?" said Yoda
"Uh…"
"SPEAK UP DAMNIT!" Yoda screamed
"We got captured by Eggman?" said Sonic, quickly hiding a pair of girls underwear behind is back
"Yeah!" said Charmy, not bothering to take the underwear off his head
"You have much to learn, that you do." Said Yoda "Like taking me to your raids, you do"
"Wait…" said Sonic looking around "Where did my crappy sister and brother run off to?"
"They died," said Sonia, dragging about five tons of Skittles behind her
"But you didn't?"
"No, wait…HEY!" screamed Sonia
"Wait…" said Rei and Sasha at the same time
"What?" asked Vector
"THOSE ARE OUR UNDERWEAR!"
"SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!" screamed most the guys as they ran away
LOL kk, that's it. I'm bored and not feeling good. I'm sorry this is so late, but my dad –from now on called 'olds'- grounded me from the comp for no reason! Review!