Lalala! Ok, how are ya? I am shitty, but this weekend is gonna be gooood! You know who I own and who I don't own, so lay off. And Rei, I still gots your dollar.

The guys ran for their lives. They ran faster than the cops on Eggman's ass. They ran faster than Sonic and Shadow on steroids. They ran faster than blood when a waffle house had been closed down. Then the retards ran into a brick wall that was there for no particular reason. They were knocked into next Friday

Next Friday

Sonic was the first to recover. He looked around and saw the girls dancing on some graves.

"The fuck?" Sonic asked Cream

"HOLY SHIT! DA HORROR!" Cream took a Frito out of her pocket, ate it, then looked at Sonic in horror some more "HE UGLIER THAN MY MOMMA!" Then Cream ran and fell off a cliff.

"Ok…"

Sonic looked over and saw the girls giving Eggman some gifts and shit. Well, Sonic THOUGHT it was Eggman. This guy was skinny and cute. The girls were practically worshipping him.

"Holy shit!" said Shadow walking up. "We weren't knocked into next Friday like the subtitle says, WE WERE KNOCKED INTO AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!"

Real World

The girls were looking at the guys while the guys screamed about some shit about Eggman being hot.

"I don't want to know what they are dreaming…" Rei said

"Maybe they're dreaming about pudding!" said Sonia

"I doubt it…" Sasha said

"Maybe they are taking a shit in their dream." Said Midnight. Everyone looked at her. "What? When I passed by the bathroom the other day, Sonic was talking about taking over the world and killing Tails!"

"Damnit! Sonic stole my plan to take over the world!" yelled Sonia

Suddenly Chris Thorndyke walked in and looked at Sonic. The girls looked at him and screamed their asses off.

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" they screamed in unison

"What?" Chris asked

"IT'S THE BASTARD!" yelled Cream

Everyone looked at Cream in horror, then looked at Chris in more horror

"LETS SHOOT HIS ASS!" Screamed Tails, holding an AK-47, and some Snipers

"Where were you?" Akira asked

"Over the rainbow…"

"Hey, let's go there and let the guys deal with Chris when they wake up." Sasha said

"Yeah!" they all agreed

So the girls went and stole one of Tails planes, and flew it over the Rainbow. There they found trees that grew Skittles, Raspberry ice cream, and WALDO. Nah, they found Sly Cooper.

"Who the hell are you?" asked Michiko

"Wait, where were you?" asked Midnight

"Oh, I was here the whole time."

"Ah…"

"Dude, Sly Cooper is the Thievius Racoonus." Said Sonia

"Oh! He's THAT Sly. Dude, his games kick ass." Midnight said

"Who did you think I was referring to?"

"Sly Cooper"

"Whatever…"

"So, er… why did you come over the rainbow?" Sly asked

"Because that ass, Chris, came." Said Akira and Rei at once

"CHRIS? WHERE!" screamed Sly. Everyone looked at him. "What, Chris is worse than Mz. Ruby…'

"Mz. Ruby was cool… The Contessa was an ass…" Jennifer said

"Wait, where's Katie?" Sasha asked

"She stayed behind with Yoda."

"Oh…"

Ok, I know this was short, but I typed this in 40 minutes, so too bad. R&R and I'll give you my everlasting… chocolate! Yeah! Review!