Hola! Como estas?
The girls were still dancing at 2:00 in the morning. But they looked somewhat tired. Midnight and Sasha weren't making 'Eggman's Momma' jokes anymore, Akira and Michiko were just kinda snoozing, Sonia and Rei were playing 'Go fish', and Sly and Bentley were talking about their next heist.
"Hey…"
"What?" asked Sasha
"I got one more momma joke…" Midnight replied
"Ok… so what is it?"
"Eggman's momma so fat, that when she ran away, they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton!"
"Haha!" Amy laughed
"Wait, how the hell did you get up here?" Rei asked
Everyone stared at Rei.
"What?"
"Aw! Rei-sama said hell!" Michiko said. Everyone started at Michiko in horror, then at Rei in horror.
"AW!" They all said. Then there was a big awkward silence bigger than Eggman's ass.
"So… I wonder if Chris is dead yet?"
Da HouseAll the guys were cowering in the corner while Chris came nearer. Knuckles had attempted to punch Chris, but missed and fell over.
"Oh shit!" Sonic said
"Man, fuck this. I'm outta here!" Shadow said as he used Chaos Control
"DAMN CHAOS CONTROL!" Knuckles screamed
Tails, Espio, Vector, Charmy, Omega, Metal, and for some reason Cream, sat a little ways away eating popcorn. –How Omega and Metal can eat popcorn, I dunno…-
"Sprite?" Tails asked Cream
"Sure!"
"Dude, this is the most kick ass popcorn I have ever had!" Vector said to Espio
"That it is."
"TAILS!"
"God! Can he fend for himself?"
"No…"
"Fine…" Tails mumbled as he walked over to a huge cage. Tails opened the door and a rabid Big jumped out. He looked at Chris then bit Chris's head off.
"Yay!" Sonic yelled
"Is it over?" Shadow asked as he Chaos Controlled back
"Yeah…"
Suddenly Chris's body started to move around on its own. The arms were waving around like a zombie's.
"ZOMBIE!"
"SHIT! IT LIVES!"
"OH NO! CHRIS IS DEAD AND I DIDN'T KILL HIM?" Ella yelled. Everyone looked at Ella
"What, he's a bastard…"
"Puppy power!" Jennifer yelled for no particular reason as she busted through the wall.
"0.o"
"Spiderman, Spiderman, look out guys, it's Spiderman!" Midnight sang
"Scooby dooby doo, where are you?" Akira sand
"We're off to see the wizard, the wonder Wizard of Oz! Because because because because the wonderful wiz he was!" sang Sonia. Everyone looked at her
"What?"
"He is the Fatman, that's what he is. He is the Fatman, he's got the fatter plan. He is the Fatman, that's what he is. He is the Fatman, he took over McDonalds." Sasha sang to the tune of E.G.G.M.A.N.
"Sweet."
"Dudes!" Midnight said
"What?"
Midnight looked at Rei who was humming a sweet melody that everyone was really getting into.
"Ptttt!"
Everyone looked over and saw Charmy blowing a raspberry. Saying Rei was mad is like saying that Sonic runs fast. The look she was giving would of killed, if Knuckles hadn't brought out a turntable out of nowhere and put the Drowning music on. Sonic looked around in horror when it started to play. Then Knuckles started to mix it up. It was sweet!
"Hella yeah!" Sasha, Rei, Midnight, Jennifer, and Sonia screamed at the same time
"GOODNIGHT!" Sonia screamed suddenly
"It's 1:00!" Akira yelled
"THEN GOOD MORNING!" Sonia screamed as she laid down on the floor with a pillow
"GOOD AFTERNOON!"
"YOU TAKE ALL THE FUN OUT OF LIFE DAMNIT!" Sonia screamed
"0.o"
"Are you high Sonia?" Sonic asked
"No…"
"Ok then!" Shadow said
"What, where is Chris's corpse?" Midnight asked, looking around
"I dunno…"
Ha! I did it! If you want the Water Warning –Drowning remix- then e-mail me or tell me in the review with your e-mail. You need Realplayer for it though, but it's tight! Review, cause the Ottsel demands it!
