Sorry about the short chapter. It's all I can muster right now.

"Gone?" exclaimed Hobbes.

"Yup." said Calvin.

"Should we go tell The Baudelaires?" asked Hobbes.

"yep. better." said Calvin.

Calvin and Hobbes found the Baudelaires trying to coax Bill's insane bull into the pin without killing themselves.

Calvin told them of their findings.

"We have to find him!" said Klaus. "If we don't..."

"If ya don't, that bull's gonna bulldoze you." said Calvin, calmly.

Klaus spun around in time to see the bull charging.

Klaus quickly got out of the pin, and Violet closed the gate, as fast as she could.

Calvin, Hobbes, and the Baudelaires searched Bill's pathetic excuse for a piece of property.

Oola was nowhere to be found.

They searched Bill's shack of a barn.

Nope.

They searched Bill's broken down house.

Nope.

GAD!

He was nowhere to be found!

"where'd he go?" asked a frustrated Calvin.

Nobody could answer.

Calvin and Hobbes ran off to the barnyard, and searched there for a while, while the Baudelaires searched the rest of the house.

You can probably guess their results.

Calvin was looking in bathroom when he heard something.

A kind of thump.

Calvin spun around.

"Hobbes was that you?"

No answer.

"Couch?"

no response.

"Purple?"

(Calvin's bad at remembering names.)

Calvin ventured out of the bathroom.

Hobbes and Baudelaires were no where to be seen.

"HOBBES!" Calvin called.

No answer.

By this time, Calvin was getting a little worried.

He ran outside.

"MR STUPID... I MEAN... BILL?"

No answer.

Calvin ran to the back of the place.

He was shocked when he saw that Bill's animals were all gone!

Calvin started to panic.

Then he remembered.

"MY BOOK TRANSPORT!" he screamed.

He ran around to Bill's weed-infested yard.

There sat his Book Transport machine.

Totally unharmed.

Calvin looked around.

No one was around except... YIKES!

Calvin stared in horror... it was... IT WAS COUNT OLAF'S ENTIRE THEATER GROUP!

The hook handed man, The two powdered faced women, that weirdo who you can't tell is a man or a woman, and the bald guy with the long nose!

And yes! In the middle of the group was... COUNT OLAF HIMSELF!

They were all slouching for Calvin. Wide evil grins on their faces.

"AAAAAA!" screamed Calvin.

He hit the fly button, but... nothing happened.

Calvin hit the button constantly. But the Book Transport didn't move.

Calvin's eyes rolled upward.

Count Olaf stood right above him.

Holding the Series of Unfortunate Events book in his hands.

Calvin gasped.

"THE BOOK!" he yelled.

"Looking for this?" Cackled Olaf.

Then he burst out with a insane laugh.

Calvin gulped.

His goose appeared to cooked.

Swing123: It stinks, I know! stupid writer's block! The next chapter will be better, don't worry. Please review!