I'm back to kick some butt at Wild Canyon. Nah, I'm not. But here's the fic!

"What do you mean you don't know?" Shadow yelled "CHRIS'S FUCKING BODY WAS HERE AND YOU LOST IT!"

"Man, we were just chillin' at the Holiday Inn." Tails said. Everyone just looked at him. "What?"

"Whatever," Midnight said while yawning. "I'm tired…"

"Me too…" Sasha said while rubbing her eyes

"Same…" Rei said sleepily.

"What the hell did you guys do somewhere over the Rainbow?" Sonic asked

"We played DDR, ate skittles, and met Sly Cooper…" Sonia said

"Who the fuck is Sly Cooper?" Knuckles asked

"Dang, you don't know who Sly Cooper is?" Akira asked

"No…"

"He's the Thievius Racoonus!"

"Oh…"

"GUYS!" Midnight yelled, "SHUT THE FUCK UP SO WE CAN GO TO SLEEP!"

"YEAH!" all the other girls yelled

"Fine, lets go to sleep…" Shadow said. As soon as he said that, everyone fell asleep where they sat, well lay.

Shadow's Dream

Shadow was walking down a hallway in Ark. He turned a corner and saw two humans trying to take something from a young hedgehog.

"Gimme that!" guy number 1 said

"No!" shouted the hedgehog

"Give me that damned Chaos Emerald bitch!" guy number 2 said

"Stay away from me! I can Chaos Control both of you to the sun!" The hedgehog shouted

"Ha! Dr. Gerald Robotnik may have given that to you, but you don't know how to use it!" number one said before he lunged at the hedgehog

"Chaos Control!" the hedgehog shouted while screwing up its eyes

Shadow had to squint as a bright white light filled the hallway. When the light went away he saw that one of the guys was gone, but the other one was advancing upon the hedgehog with a knife. Shadow may not have seemed the type, but Shadow immediately jumped to the rescue and kicked the guy in the back of the head. The guy fell down unconscious.

"Thank you." Came a small voice

Shadow looked up and saw the young hedgehog was a female. But that's all he saw because the figure was shrouded in a mist. –Don't you hate that in dreams?-

"What's your name?" the voice came again

"Shadow"

"That's a good name."

"What year is it?" Shadow asked

"It is year 1990" came a voice behind Shadow

Shadow turned around and saw a fat old guy that had to be Dr. Gerald Robotnik.

"What the hell?" Shadow yelled

"I should be asking that as well Shadow." Gerald said

"How do you know my name? And how are you and Ark still here? This place was shut down 37 years ago!"

"That's what the government wanted the people to think. But you Shadow, why are you here. You are supposed to be in a stasis capsule on Earth."

"Your fucking fatass of a grandson released me."

"Ivo released you? That's not possible." Gerald said "But enough of this. I thank you for saving her." General then bent over and picked up the young hedgehog. "Say thank you."

"But I did!" the little voice piped up

"Is this…another Ultimate?" Shadow asked

"No! Her parents were here on Ark. Her father died from trying to protect us from another onslaught by the G.U.N., and her mother died shortly after birth."

"Mr. Robotnik!" came another small voice.

Shadow looked behind General and saw a small black and red two-tailed fox running toward them. Her eyes were that of a sky blue, and her hair reached her shoulders.

"What about her?"

"Same"

Shadow's dream end

Sonic's dream start

In front of Sonic stood two Amy's. One wore a red dress and held a Piko Piko Hammer. She had little angel wings. The other one wore a black dress and held twin guns. She had little devil wings.

"Sonic…" They both said in unison

"HOLY SHIT MAN! TWO AMY'S!" Sonic screamed

"We've come for you…" They continued

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"

"So we can…"

"Screw this! I'm leaving!" Sonic said as he walked out the door

CRASH

Sonic turned around and saw that the two Amy's had grown to tremendous size. They stood as tall 5x Tails house. Anime fire surrounded them

"Take you to HELL!" They finished in demonic voices

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sonic yelled before he began running at top speed for his life. Only, the Amy's were as fast as he was.

"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK!" Sonic screamed

Sonic continued to run until he found Shadow.

"You have to help me Shadow!" Sonic screamed "There's two Amy's after me!"

"Why would I help YOU faker?" Shadow asked. Then Shadow began to morph. He turned into a black and red Amy clone!

"SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!"

Sonic began to run again. He ran into the rest of the Sonic team except for the girls. It was the same for the Sonic team. They all turned into Amy clones. Soon he was surrounded with nowhere to run.

"Shit on a stick…"

"HEY, BITCH-WHORES!"

All the Amy clones turned around and looked. There stood all the girls. They were all holding various weapons. Rouge was holding a whip, Cream was holding some bombs, Sonia was holding some guns, Akira was holding a steel bat, Tikal was holding a battle axe, Sasha and Michiko both were holding bazookas, Midnight was holding her modified Piko Piko Hammer, Jennifer was holding bow and arrows, and Amy –yes, Amy- was holding not one Piko Piko, but TWO Piko Piko Hammers.

"IT'S ABOUT TO BE WORLD WAR THREE UP IN THIS BITCH!" Amy screamed

"Yeah!" the rest of the girls screamed. They were also yelling stuff like, "Amy clones suck!" and, "Lets kick us some clone ass!" There was also stuff like, " Amy clones are dickheads" and, "I'm gonna bust a cap!" Those came from Sonia, Sasha, and Midnight

"BITCH!" screamed the Devil Amy clone

"FUCK HEAD!" yelled the Shadow Amy clone

"CRACK-WHORE!" Midnight yelled

"SLUTS!" Sonic screamed

"Fuck you!" screamed the Tails Amy clone

"KISS MY ASS!" Sasha yelled

This continued for a couple of hours.

"BRING IT!"

"YEAH!"

"FINE!" yelled the Angel Amy clone

So they fought. It was one of those cheesy cartoon fights where there's a huge dust cloud with an arm or leg sticking out sometimes. There was a lot of explosions and mallet hits and stuff that could be heard. Suddenly Cream stumbled out. Sonic looked in horror. Cream had a huge chunk of her head missing, and she was missing an arm. The rest of the girls stumbled out like that, and they all died.

"SHIT!"

Sonic's dream end

"Ah… that was a good sleep!" The girls yawned

"I had a dream that there was all these Amy clones and we totally beat their asses!" Sasha said

"Me too!"

"Same!"

"We all had the same dream?" Midnight asked

"Yeah!"

"DA HORROR!" Sonic screamed as he ran around. He ran around the couch like 50 times before Sonia tripped him.

"What the hell Sonic?" Knuckles asked

"Dude, I had a nightmare that involved a LOT of Amy clones." Sonic said

"I had a dream." Knuckles said

"What was it?"

"It was…" the rest Knuckles whispered in Sonic's ear

I'm done, and I have also destroyed the Master Emerald! Review, or I'll sic the slutty Rouge clones on you!