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"Cream died?"
"Yeah!"
"Why?"
"Because she sucked!" Sonia yelled
"Be quiet Sonia!" Jennifer whispered
"Why?"
"Because we're playing Hide and Seek, remember?"
"Oh yeah…"
The gang was playing Hide and Seek for no reason. They just felt like it. Knuckles was It. People were hiding everywhere, but I won't say where because Knuckles might be reading this.
"Damnit!" Knuckles yelled
Anyways, they were hiding everywhere. Some of the group even got into the Mario Universe somehow… People even found themselves in a toilet
"WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" screamed Akira as she ran around with GIR
"Meow" Sally said as she hid behind a bush. Wait, why the fuck is she here?
"Fatass" Midnight and Rei whispered as they saw Mario
"Fatass" Shadow mumbled as he saw Fatass
"Chocolate…" Sonic said
Suddenly Shadow ran up
"Where is the chocolate, faker?"
"Kiss my blue ass" Sonic said before he ate a Snickers all slow and shit in Shadow's face
Spongebob Narrator: 2 minutes later…
Let's just say, Sonic is black and blue.
"Oh yeah, Snickers kick some major ass" Shadow said as he ate another Snickers bar.
Akira was tired of hiding under Ms. Bitter's desk. Why she was hiding there, I don't know. All I know was she was freaked out at the looks she was getting from the "olds" Akira got outta there when she saw the green kid point a laser gun at the big-headed boy
"Who the hell was that?" Dib asked
Amy, Cream, and Chris were sick of hiding at the bottom of the pond, but they were dead. What the fuck could they do about it?
Knuckles was having a hell of a time trying to find everyone. He found Shadow easily because Shadow had been raiding a 7-11 of its chocolate. He also found Sonic easily, because Sonic was screaming at the top of his lungs about how gay Shadow was. He found Rouge after a hella lot of searching. Rouge was hiding in the girls' bathroom, but she came out when Knuckles acted like he was a Pizza Dude.
"Now, where the hell are the girls?" Knuckles asked himself
Suddenly Mario ran by with Midnight and Rei chasing him. The moment they saw Knuckles though, Midnight Chaos controlled them the hell outta there.
"Damnit!"
Omega was hiding in a toilet, but he wasn't doing a good job of it. He BROKE the toilet. Knuckles only found him because he had to go pee, and he walked in the stall that Omega was in
"WHAT THE FUCK? Why the hell are you in here Omega?" Knuckles asked, in the middle of pulling down his pants. Wait… he doesn't wear pants
"Damnit, I can't hide better than Gamma…" Omega said
"Where is Gamma?"
"Next stall, I think."
So Knuckles got two outta three robots. He would get Metal last. It wouldn't be hard to find his drunken ass
Sonia, Akira, Midnight, Rei, and Jennifer got tired of hiding their Asses, so they went to Tails house, found him hiding in the 'Fridge, and they all went to Taco Bell, where the other people were hidin' for some reason. Then, Knuckles walked in.
"If we stand really still, I bet he will think we are statues!" Tails said, so Tails and the Girls stood all extra still and shit.
"Hm… those statues look like Tails and the girls." Knuckles said. Sonia was resisting the urge to change her face every time Knuckles looked away. Fortunately, Knuckles spotted Big, who was hiding behind the soda machine, and he walked away.
"HOLY SHIT!" Sonia yelled all extra loud when Knuckles walked away. Knuckles looked around and saw her reflection on the glass, ran after it, and smacked into the glass. He knocked himself unconscious. The furries ran the hell outta there.
"I have an idea!" Midnight said as they walked through White Jungle
"What? If it involves dressing up like Yoshi to get away, then No" Rei said
"AW…Damn!"
Soon it was night, and they all got tired and crap. So they went home. On the way there, they found Metal, Vector, Charmy, Espio, Eggman, –How did Knuckles miss his fat ass?- and Sally. They all walked into the Kitchen, which was Home, and began to cook whatever, Soon, Knuckles walked in
"Yo! Where the hell were you!" Knuckles yelled
"Um…" Metal said, looking at Eggman
"We hid at Kings Island!" Jennifer shouted
"Yeah!" Akira yelled
"Whatever…" Knuckles said as he walked out of the room. What he didn't see was the girls grinning evilly, and pulling bags of Tampons outta nowhere.
"Wait for it…" Rei whispered
Knuckles was halfway to the door
"Wait for it…" Akira whispered
Knuckles was at the door
"Wait for it…" Sally whispered
Sonia turned around and shot Sally in the head with a real gun
Sonic walked in with a chocolate milkshake with sprinkles
"SHOOT!" Sasha yelled. That started World War Three all up in that bitch. There were flying Tampons everywhere! One even went up Maria's nose! Wait, How and why the fuck was she there? Who cares! Then Sasha pulled a soda nozzle outta nowhere, and sprayed the shit outta Omega. This caused him to malfunction, and he started to do the moonwalk.
Yo! Did ya like this? I liked writing it.
Dib: I DO NOT HAVE A BIG HEAD!
Ja Ne!