Here's what happened.
Calvin had turned his head to the Quadmires to tell them to sit down, and shut up, but when they got in, Calvin had hit the wrong button.
Dust surrounded the box, as Calvin complained about how much he hated tomato soup, and Hobbes daydreamed about tuna.
But then, an unexpected ZAP! Sounded, and Calvin, Hobbes, Isadora, and Duncan found themselves flying through the dimension between books and the real world.
"WHAT'S HAPPENING!" Screamed Duncan.
"I have no idea!" Spat Calvin, grumpily. "Why don't you jump out of the machine, and check?"
The Book Transport then crash landed in Calvin's back yard.
"That's not good." Said Hobbes.
"Great." Calvin muttered. "Just what we need."
Calvin spun around to the Quagmires... Whatever they were called.
"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" Calvin accused.
Just then, Mom burst out the front door.
"CALVIN!" She called. She hadn't seen him yet.
Calvin turned the machine back on, and ZAP, they were gone.
Calvin, Hobbes and the Guadmires then landed in a huge mountain range with a blue scaled dragon, a tall man, and another man staring at him.
"We landed in Erogon." Said Hobbes.
"Let's try again." Said Calvin hitting another button.
ZAP!
They were gone.
This time, they landed in a huge battle field with monsters, and humans killing each other.
"This is Lord of the Rings." Hobbes said, ducking.
Calvin hit another button.
ZAP!
Now they were in a prehistoric forest with a Velociraptor about to jump onto them.
"YIKES!" Hobbes shrieked. "This is Jurassic Park!"
ZAP!
Now they were in a swamp with two teenage boys staring at them.
"Hardy Boys." Sighed Hobbes.
ZAP!
"Nancy Drew."
ZAP!
"Matilda."
ZAP!
"Harry Potter."
ZAP!
"How do you know of all these books?" Ducan asked, still slightly shocked that he was in a flying box.
"I do a lot of book reports for him." Said Hobbes. "This is Hank the Cowdog, Calvin."
ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP!
But just as Calvin was about to enter the Treasure Island book, DUNCAN FELL OUT OF THE BOOK TRANSPORT!
Calvin screeched to a halt. Duncan fell deeper into the book portal.
"Whoops." Said Calvin.
Calvin aimed downward, and zoomed after Duncan.
Just then, he disappeared into a book.
Isadora screamed.
"Oh, be quiet!" Calvin spat.
Calvin stuck his head into Oliver Twist.
"Have you seen a stupid looking kid with black hair going into his eye?" Calvin asked a character.
The character shook his head, and continued to stare at Calvin's head that seemed suspended in mid air.
Calvin pulled his head back into the tunnel, and then stuck it into 2,000 leagues Under the Sea.
After about a second, he ripped his sopping wet head out the book, spit water into the tunnel, and said, "Dumb book."
Calvin spent the next few minutes sticking his head into books and asking them if they'd seen Duncan.
At last, they found him in Frankenstein, and finally found their way back to Series of Unfortunate Events book.
"Ok." Said Calvin. "We are now back in Lemony Snicket's blah blah blah blah!"
Calvin and Hobbes then flew around the area looking for The Baudelaires and their idiot uncle.
They landed at Aunt Josiphine's house at the lake.
They saw the Baudelaires huddled in a corner.
Klaus rushed up, "Olaf grabbed us in a net and dropped us..."
"Blah, blah, blah! That's all I ever hear out of you! Get in the box!"
Klaus, looking slightly repulsed got into the box along with Violet and Sunny.
Just then, Olaf jumped in front of the box, and threw a gigantic net at the box.
Calvin screamed, and attempted to get away, but the amazing man-lady jumped up, and took hold of the net.
The box engine screamed against the hold of the net.
Calvin pushed the button marked big explosion and cloud of smoke.
The engines kicked in, and started pushing the box at full speed.
However, it was already weighed down with seven people in it, (that was a big box.) And it couldn't take it.
The engine burned out, and collapsed to the ground.
"That's not good." Hobbes said.
Olaf laughed, as his other troops came into view.
"Make sure they're never found!" Olaf said to Man-lady. "Except for Violet. The key to my new fortune."
Man-lady grabbed Violet's arm, and pushed her over to Olaf, who laughed.
Man-lady then threw the net over his shoulders, and drug the box off.
"Calvin, now would be a good time for a plan." Hobbes said.
Calvin didn't answer. He was staring off into space.
"What's he doing?" Klaus asked.
"I have a hunch." Hobbes said. "I just hoped I'm wrong."
Just then Calvin muttered, "The amazing STUPENDOUS MAN is being carried off by the evil man/woman crossover! Our hero hatches a brilliant plan!"
"See?" Hobbes said. "We're all doomed."