Sorry to announce this peoples, but this is gonna be the last chappy. As a bonus, there will be a sequel. Another bonus is that this chappy will completely be random shit. I dedicate this chappy to all my friends!
Sasha and Sonia were shooting shit everywhere. There were tampons, bras, Omochao clones, and other shit all over the room. Knuckles, Vector, and Tails were sitting at a table wearing tons of bling and playing cards. Midnight, Jennifer, and Akira were making fun of Eggman cause he was fat, and everyone else was asleep because this author is too lazy to write otherwise.
"Man my homie, whaddup in da hood?" Vector asked, wearing a million dollar orange Pimp jacket, and twirling a pimp cane.
"Nothin my main man" Knuckles replied, pushing his purple pimp hat outta his eyes
"You sir, are a prick. Where are my monkeys and my pimp mobile?" Tails asked no one in particular, fumbling with his golden chain and his pimp pants
"Nowhere Tails, Fatman over there sat on it and it died" Knuckles said with an air of stupidity around him
"HEY!" Eggman yelled, "I ain't fat, I just big boned all up in hurr." Eggman then proceeded with doing a stupid ass hand gesture, making all the rings on his fingers glint in the light.
"Word up!" Vector said. But no one understood them because they can't talk black worth shit, and they were drunk.
Sonia on the other hand, was shooting random shit at Rouge. Nothing hit Rouge either because Rouge was stupidly avoiding the shit, or she was just a lucky ass person. My bet is on the first, but… Why didn't Sonia get heat seeker missiles?
"I did!" Sonia shouted to the disembodied voice of the author, even though it's disembodied
Shut up! I was never here!
"My ass…" Sonia mumbled
Anyways, then Shadow woke up.
"So, if two plus two equals chicken pot pie plus five, that means that the answer is fish!" Shadow said to Sonic, who was sleeping still and holding a plushie of Big. Shadow then turned to the wall, fell through the floor somehow, and landed in the Chao garden.
"Oh YEAH!" Shadow said while pulling out a handgun. He turned towards the nearest hero Chao, and started shooting away.
Cream's HouseSuddenly Cheese started to go crazy and started attacking Cream
"OW! WHAT THE HELL?" Cream yelled before running out the door, and falling into a bottomless pit that came outta nowhere. Suddenly president Bush came up to the pit, and a sign appeared next to it. This is what the sign said, "Weapons of mass destruction down there."
"Oh goodie!" Bush said, then he jumped into the bottomless pit
Midnight's HouseSuddenly the TV turned on for no apparent reason.
"…And that is why Chris Thorndyke is gay. Back to you Trisha."
"Ok…" Trisha said, "Anyways, we have just gotten word that President Bush just fell into a bottomless pit. It seems he was looking for weapons of mass destruction in it. Now it looks like Bob Barker will become president. Back to you Tom."
Then the TV shut off by itself. Creepy, huh?
"Sonia!" Midnight yelled
"What!" Sonia yelled
"I dunno…" Midnight said
"GASP!" Jennifer… Er… gasped.
"GASP!" Link gasped. No one knew where the hell he came from.
Suddenly Midnight ran outside, and began freaking out. Sonia, Akira, Sasha, Rei, and Jennifer went out to see what was going on. There were two teams coming towards the house. Midnight then pulled a microphone outta nowhere
"Members of Team Dumbass, and Team Fatty McFatty, go the other way! NO GUYS ALLOWED!" Midnight yelled into the microphone
"What the hell?" Shadow asked
"Except the guys that are already here" Midnight added
"DAMNIT MIDNIGHT! OUR TEAM NAME IS NOT FATTY MCFATTY!" a purple and red fox yelled.
"Fatty McFatty?" Rei asked Midnight, but Midnight was too busy laughing her ass off
"Isn't Fatty McFatty a nickname for Eggman?" Sasha asked Rei
Rei shrugged.
Suddenly for no apparent reason, everyone started shrugging at once. Even a nearby Goron started shrugging, but no one knew what he had to do with it.
"Ok, on the group shrug, run for it!" Akira said. Midnight, Jennifer, Sonia, Sasha, and Rei all nodded at once.
Group Shrug
"RUN FOR IT!" Akira yelled. They all ran towards the mountain pass, but they all got tripped by the two teams.
"Damnit Fabian!" Midnight yelled. Fabian was a brown bear with silver streaks on his back, arms, and legs. He had brown eyes, and frizzy hair. He also had shoes like Shadow's, but silver and blue. He also could teleport, and he had Shaman powers
"Why the hell did you do that Dillan!" Jennifer screamed
"What the hell?" Sonia and Sasha yelled
"Ow…" Was all that Rei said
"OW!" Akira screamed
"Well, we wouldn't have been able to stop you girls any other way" Dillan said. Dillan was basically Tails, except the yellow fur was purple, and the white fur was red. He had green eyes and black shoes.
Suddenly Knuckles, Shadow, Tails, and Sonic ran over to see if the girls were OK. Then they saw the guys, and started giving the new teams the stink-eye
"What the hell is your problem?" Blade asked Knuckles. Blade was basically a Shadow echidna, except Blade didn't have rocket shoes, and his quills weren't all sticky-uppy
"Yeah!" Blake yelled. Blake was a reddish-tan echidna with green eyes, green tips on his quills and tail, and green streaks on his arm and legs. He had purple rimming the green, and green, brown, and yellow shoes.
"Who the fuck are you guys?" Sonic asked
"We are members of Team Dumbass and Team Insanity" a hedgehog answered, "My name is Matt"
Midnight's eye started twitching. It started twitching so much that Sonia thought that she had something in her eye. So what did Sonia do? She stuck her finger in Midnight's eye, but it didn't really help.
"Yeah, and my name is Drew" a dragon said
Matt was a hedgehog that is golden-wheat in color, with gold eyes. He has blood red tips on his quills and tail. His shoes were like Sonic's, but they were blue and black
Drew was a dragon that looked a lot like Vector. The spikes on his back were purple, and he had yellow horns. His wings were dark green with purple webbing. His eyes were red, and his shoes were white, red, and black
"Yeah, but who the fuck are you?" Sonic asked again
"Um… Blade is Michiko's cousin, Drew is Vector's cousin, and I am Midnight's brother" Matt said
Everyone looked at Midnight
"What?" Midnight asked
"You have a brother?" Sonia asked
"So?"
"You have a brother." Sonia said
"Yeah, but I don't like him." Midnight said
"We're in the same boat then!" Sonia exclaimed
"HEY!" Sonic yelled
Suddenly Blade began flirting with Akira. Akira just stood there like a dumbass before Knuckles came over and punched Blade. Then they started fighting.
"O.o"
"Popcorn?" Michiko asked, passing some around
"HOLY SHIT!" Sasha screamed, "Where did you go? Better yet, where did you come from?"
Michiko's eye started twitching "Don't give me that shit. You guys left me somewhere over the Rainbow"
Suddenly Dillan started hitting on Jennifer. Jennifer looked at him, kicked him, and hid behind Tails.
"KILL HIM BIG BROTHER!" Jennifer yelled
"But…" Tails started, "Your older…"
"…So?"
Suddenly Rei ran into a nearby restraunt and ran back out with handfuls of food. She then proceeded to throw it at Blake, who ducked and the food hit Fabian.
"FOOD FIGHT!" Sasha yelled, right before she got hit in the face by a taco
"People, throw food!" Shadow yelled at everyone because they were throwing water and other drinks for some reason.
"DAMNIT SHADOW!" Akira yelled, "YOU TAKE ALL THE FUN OUTTA LIFE!"
"That's my job" Shadow said, narrowly avoiding some smoothie that was thrown by Tails.
"Shadow does not take the fun outta life damnit!" Midnight screamed, throwing some roast beef at Akira. Midnight then ran up behind Shadow, and gave him a fur wedgie
"OW! WHAT THE FUCK?" Shadow yelled, right before he got hit in the face with some pudding. He looked around and saw Sonia standing there smiling and waving at him
Tails and Dillan were using their tails as catapults. They were sending food everywhere.
Spongebob Narrator: 10 minutes later…
All the furries were covered with food. Amy had tons of chewed gum in her hair, Sonic looked like a walking turkey dinner, Jennifer was drenched in gravy, and the rest were covered with tacos, pudding, roast beef, and smoothie. Matt was the only one who didn't have anything on him
"How did you do that?" Sonia asked
"It's magic!" Matt exclaimed
"Really?" Sonia asked, all excited, "Can I see more magic tricks?"
"It's not magic…" Midnight explained, "Here, watch this" Midnight then pulled a VCR, and a TV outta nowhere, took a tape out of a video camera, and popped it in. She then hit the really, really slow play
TV
It showed food going everywhere, and there was a gold and red blur where Matt was
End TV
"OH!" Sonia said
"Damnit Midnight!" Matt yelled
Then there was a big awkward silence…
"Hey!" Akira exclaimed, "We can got to the arcade!"
"Yeah!" Knuckles yelled
"Wait…" Rei said, "We aren't in Station Square!"
"Then let's have a flashback then!" Jennifer screamed
"What do you mean?" Sonic asked
"Sonia, you guys remember when you got that thing from Eggman?" Jennifer asked
/Flashback/
All of the sudden a piece of paper flew in from the window.
Tiffany walked over and picked it up.
"So you thought you could get rid of me? Think again! I have another plan up my sleeve! And there's no way you can stop me! MUHAHAHAHAHA!"
All of them just stared at the letter until someone broke the silence.
"Holy shit that piece of paper just talked!" yelled Sonia.
/End Flashback/
"Wait, how do you remember that if you weren't even there?" Akira asked
Jennifer shrugged
"Hey! We're in Station Square!" Dillan exclaimed
"I LOVE YOU STATION SQUARE!" Midnight yelled for some reason. Then she pointed to both Sonic and Matt. "You guys don't count, I don't love you"
"That's not nice…" Fabian said
"…So?"
"So… last one to the arcade is a… uh…" Akira started
"LAST ONE THERE IS A GUY!" Sasha yelled
"AH!" Everyone screamed. Then they started running. But sadly, Sonia, Akira, Jennifer, Midnight, and Sasha were last because they found a shop that sold Invader Zim stuff on the way.
"Damnit!" Sonia screamed when she saw that everyone was already there
Amy then pulled out a wand and began to yell some random crap. Suddenly a bright flash of light came out of the wand, and Sonic turned a lighter shade of blue
"Oh Sonic! I LOVE YOU!" Amy screamed while running towards him. Then she hugged him
"Get off me you whore!" Sonic yelled
"Yeah you whore!" Knuckles screamed
"The girl who likes you is a slut!" Amy yelled
Suddenly Tiffany the Fox walked in outta no freaking where and just stood there
"Yeah, well at least she isn't a WHORE!" Shadow yelled
Everyone looked at Shadow
"What?"
"You can't talk Shadow. You have tons of fan girls who are whores!" Amy screamed back
"HEY!" Midnight, Sasha, and Sonia screamed at the same time
The girls then started throwing stuff at Amy. Then they stopped after 5 minutes.
"Hey…" Blade started to say
"I KNOW! WE CAN SING!" Jennifer yelled
Everyone looked at her
"Yeah!" Sonia screamed
Midnight started grinning. "I'm gonna sing Sasha's version of City Escape!"
"No!" Sasha yelled
Midnight started running around. Then she started singing with Sasha tailing her ass.
Rolling around at the speed of Big
Got places to go, Shadow followed my rainbow!
Can't stick around, have to stalk his sexy ass
Guess what lies ahead, only one way to find out!
Sasha gave up running after Midnight, and started singing along with Rei, Jennifer, Sonia, and, for some reason, Amy
I want to sleep in his bed
No time for guessing, he'll probably kick my ass...again
Trusting in what you can't see
Damn, I gotta pee
Then Sonic joined in
Sleep with me, set me free
Trust me Shadow and we'll have sex in the city!
I'll make it through, sleep with me!
They all stopped when they realized that Sonic was also singing. They looked at him, and then took a step back. Sadly, Akira wasn't looking where she was going, and she fell into an open manhole. Tiffany just kinda stood there, and the guys were looking at the girls
"What?" Sasha asked
"Uh…"
"STALKERS!" Blake yelled. They all looked at him. Even Akira, who just got out of the sewer. Ew.
"So?" Midnight said, "Everyone knows that I stalk Shadow"
"You do?" Sonia asked.
"Yeah." Sasha said, "Shadow even said she did" –refer to 'Shadow Undercover' by 'WhenSoulsListen' for details-
"Oh…"
"ANYWAYS" Dillan said. Everyone looked at him funny
"What!"
"YOU'VE GOT A PIMPLE!" GIR screamed. No one knew where the fuck he came from
"O.o"
Suddenly Midnight got a thoughtful look on her face. It was scary. It looked like she was going to kill someone or something.
"Sonia!" Midnight screamed
"What?" Sonia asked, sad for some odd reason
"You saw a spider carrying a fruitcake with a banana on top!" Midnight yelled
"HOLY SHIT! I SAW A SPIDER? WITH A FRUITCAKE AND BANANA? WHERE!" Sonia screamed, waving around one of Akira's steal bats that came out of nowhere
"Over there!" Midnight yelled, pointing behind Sonic. Everyone looked that way, and Midnight ran off
"Hey, I don't see… Where did Midnight go?" Fabian asked
"I dunno, I dunno" Matt said while reading a newspaper
Yay! This ficcy is done. Sasha, I just had to use that. I was listening to City Escape when typing this, and I thought of your lyrics. –At least I think it was yours… it might have been Rei's- Anyways, See you soon with my new ficcy! Thanks to all my friends!