LATMC: Yes, I have read Erogon. It's quite the book, isn't it? Hope to see more of your story soon!

Swing123: This is the ending to this story, where Calvin and Hobbes save the day. So enjoy!

Calvin reached into his pocket.

"Ok, here, Mr Inventor" Calvin said. "Invent something."

Calvin handed Klaus three rubber bands, a chewed piece of gum, and a dime.

"That wasn't me." Klaus said. "That was Violet."

"Figures." Calvin said.

Calvin faded back into Stupendous Man mode.

Stupendous man must now save his bumbling sidekicks from their unwitting doom.

Calvin held a rubber band over Man-woman's back.

SNAP!

The whatsit grunted in pain, and put the bag down.

"STUPENDOUS MAN SPRINGS INTO ACTION!"

Calvin jumped from the net.

"Fear me!" Calvin ordered. "FEAR MY MIGHTY FIST!"

Man/woman/whatever stared at Calvin.

Then approached him.

Calvin's grin faded a little.

"Ask yourself this one question." He said. "Do you feel lucky?"

Calvin yanked two machine guns from his pocket!

"I DO!"

The whatever yelled in alarm, and shot off.

Calvin pulled the triggers.

Little messages saying "bang" Popped out.

Calvin threw the toys away.

"How did you fit those in your pocket?" Hobbes asked.

"SILENCE FOOL!" Calvin screamed. "NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWERS OF STUPENDOUS MAN!"

Hobbes rolled his eyes.

As it had turned out, Bill had stuffed all his animals into the barn, then buried himself to commune with nature, as he called it.

When Calvin had given Bill a tongue lashing on it, Bill had told Calvin how cute baby bottle-asaurus was.

"Well, ok." Calvin said, a little later. "Time to save Big, tall, and unlucky."

Hobbes started up the Book Transport.

"Ah." Hobbes said. "They're heading for an airport. We have about 15 minutes to get there, before all of you doomed."

"GET IN!" Calvin screamed.

Klaus, Sunny, Duncan, and Isadora got into the box.

"Ok!" Calvin said, slipping on his vortex goggles. "We're about to depart for airport. approximate speed: 100 miles per second!"

Klaus, Sunny, Hobbes, Isadora and Duncan slipped on vortex goggles too.

"I will now push several of these colorful blinking lights and switches. Please hold on to something sturdy. the first one to reach the airport wins the grand prize of a 15 year old girl... And some professional help."

Calvin hit several of the buttons on the Book Transport.

BOOM!

They vanished in a blast of fire and smoke.

Over the roaring wind, Calvin screamed.

"IF YOU'LL LOOK TO YOUR RIGHT, YOU'LL SEE A BUNCH OF STUFF ZOOMING BY AT LARGE AMOUNTS OF SPEED. HOW CAN SOMETHING MOVE SO FAST? WHO CAN TELL?"

Calvin zoomed across the state for couple of minutes, then finally reach the...

"This is the wrong airport, Calvin." Hobbes said.

"I knew that." Calvin said, matter-of-factly.

Calvin hit the GO button, and they bolted off again.

This time they got to the right place.

"if you'll look to you left, you'll see a plane about to take off for New Jersey." Calvin said. "And if you look to your right, you'll see a black car zooming towards it at a high rate of speed. Please jump out of the box, and dramatically defeat him."

The car roared to a stop, and Olaf jumped out.

"Halt, Fiend!" Calvin screamed jumping out of the box. "Relinquish the unlucky person to her equally unlucky siblings."

Olaf looked shocked that Calvin and Hobbes had escaped the whatever, but the shock wore off quickly.

"Get him!" Olaf screamed. The hook handed man dove for Calvin.

"You've go to be kidding me." Hobbes said, grabbing the two hooks, and flinging him to the ground.

The bald man attacked Calvin.

"Hey look at that!" Calvin said.

"I'm not falling for that." The bald man said.

"No I'm not kidding, something's actually going to attack you."

"Nice tr..."

At that moment the hook handed man collapsed on the bald man.

"See? Told ya."

Next the two powered white faced women attacked Calvin and Hobbes, at the same time.

"hey look." Calvin said.

In a moment of confusion on whither Calvin was telling the truth or not, the two women looked behind their shoulders.

When there was nobody there, Hobbes tackled them to the ground.

"Ok, enough with that junk." Calvin turned to Olaf. "Time for the Big cheese!"

Hobbes hit the switch blade in his paws, and his claws shot out.

Calvin narrowed his eyes to slits, and clenched his fists.

Olaf backed up, a bit.

"Get back!" He shouted.

"If we did that, we'd wipe out an action scene." Hobbes pointed out.

"Good point." Olaf considered.

Hobbes pounced on Olaf, and Calvin opened the door to Olaf's car.

"Let me point out now, that I'm only doing this because I don't have anything better to do right now."

Violet glared at Calvin, and tried to say something, but she was tied up and gagged.

"Yeah, that's how I feel." Calvin said, ripping the gag out of her mouth.

"GET AWAY!" Olaf screamed fighting Hobbes off.

Calvin took his sweet time untiing Violet, which really irritated her.

"Would you hurry up?" She asked, desperately.

"56 bowls of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs on the wall." Calvin sang. "56 bowls of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs!"

"CALVIN HURRY UP!" Hobbes screamed, as Olaf started to overpower him.

"Oh, alright!" Calvin yelled.

He untied Violet.

By this time, Olaf had completely overpowered Hobbes, and was slouching for the car.

"Get away from her!" He screamed.

Calvin ignored her.

"Now get into the stupid machine!" He clashed at her.

Everybody got into the box.

But just as the box was about to take off, Calvin realized that somebody was missing.

"HEAD COUNT!" Calvin screamed.

Calvin counted the people in the box.

"We're two short." Calvin said.

"ISADORA AND DUNCAN" Everyone yelled.

It was then that they saw Olaf wave farewell, then enter the airplane... with Isadora and Duncan by his side.

"Mr Toe called me." Bill said, later that day. "He wants ya ta go ta another place."

"Bill your talking to the furnace." Hobbes said. "we're over her."

Bill patted the furnace, and told of how cute baby Gloob-alair was.

"well," Hobbes said. "It's been a blast.

"Thank you for saving me from Olaf." Violet said.

Calvin grunted.

"soapa" Sunny said. Translation: "I hope to see you soon."

Calvin grunted again.

Hobbes shook Klaus' hand.

"goodbye. I wish you luck with Olaf."

Klaus nodded, and smiled weakly...

Calvin grunted again.

"Goodbye." Violet said.

"Can we go now?" Calvin asked.

"Mr in charge requires that we leave now."

The Baudelaires nodded.

"Goodbye." They all said.

Calvin hit the shining GO button, and they vanished.

ZAP!

Calvin and Hobbes reappeared in Calvin's backyard.

"Well, that was certainly fun." Calvin said. "I've never been so bored in my life! How on Earth do people who sell stuff like that make money?"

Hobbes rolled his eyes and sighed.

"CALVIN! THERE YOU ARE!" Calvin rolled his eyes around, and saw Mom approaching him, in a long trot.

"where have you been!"

Calvin gave Mom a blank stare.

"Reading." He said, finally. "I finished the book."

Mom raised her eyebrows.

"really?" She said. "Then I'd like to see a book report on it."

Calvin grinned.

"Sure thing! I'll have it done by tonight.

That night, Calvin handed Mom a report.

My report

By Calvin

September 5, 2005

Some guy named Bill adopted The Bottle-layers, and SPACEMAN SPIFF ESCAPES THE ALIENS! then Oalf steals them, and the we save them twice in a row, and he gets the Quack-mires again. YOU CAN NOT DEFEAT STUPENDOUS MAN! And so ends my TRACER BULLET TACKLES THE MORON TO THE GROUND! report of the Series of blah blah blah.

The End

Calvin lost a week of TV.

And yet, that night at bedtime, Calvin felt glad he had gone into the book called "A Series of Unfortunate Events".

The End

"What kind of heatless mother calls her kid Lemony Snicket? I mean really! 'oh Lemony? Could you take out the trash?' This ranks right up there with the bounty hunter on TV called Dog!"