April: (Gasp gasp pant pant) Awriteythen! On to chapter 3! When-

N.gin: ( pounding on door) APRIL! WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THE CLOSET! COME OUT OF THERE!

April: ( o.o meep!)

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Day One: ( dum dum dum duuuuuuum)

"Are you kidding me?"

" Stop complaining!It's only the kitchen!" Tick Tock Tick Tock

"Are you SURE this is a KITCHEN?"

The "kitchen" Arisa was complaining about, was barely a kitchen, let alone a room at all. Let's just say it was a HUGE mess…like the normal peanut butter and jelly smeared on the wall, the egg yolk puddles on the floor, some grape juice stains here and there…the usual.

"Now," started N.gin, " We're going to give you about 30 minutes, then you have to clean the cooking room, BYE!" He slammed the door behind him, putting a big boulder in front of the door.

"What?" yelled Arisa, "What the hell is the difference between a kitchen and a cooking room?"

No answer, all she heard was the evil laughter of her captors.

"This sucks…."moaned Arisa, "But at least I have my…." She reached into her bag, " iPod Mini!" (A.N.: Just a little warning, Arisa tends to get carried away when she is listening to her iPod….like, singing at the TOP of her lungs. And did I mention she's a HORRIBLE singer?" She turned on "My Paper Heart" by All American Rejects at full blast,while she was washing the dishes,.

"Please just don't play with me! My heart will bleed, this way for destiny wont do, be with me please I beseech you! Simple things that-"

"HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHABABYMINGMING HEEEHEHEHHOHOH!"

Ripper Roo crashed through the kitchen window (creating another mess) and bounced around insanely.

"AAAAGHH!" Arisa yelled.

Pinstripe climbed through the window ( with his Tommy gun of course) " Hey hey hey! Ripper Roo! Get back here before I kill yas!"

"HAAAHAHAHAHAAHBANANAPHONE!"

Pinstripe tackled Ripper Roo, and knocked him out, leaving Ripper Roo's tounge hanging out.

"Er… sorry bout that." Said Pinstripe.

"Uh….'s okay." Said Arisa, cleaning the glass shattered everywhere.

"Well, c yas." Pinstripe climbed out the window, dragging Ripper Roo by his tounge.

"Okay then…." Arisa turned on Mr.Brightside (by the Killers of course!)

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Later, despite N.gin's threat, it took Arisa 3 hours to get the kitchen and the cooking room clean. And hey, she did a good job. She was quite proud of herself….until Komodo Joe came in, trying to teach Komodo Moe how to bake cookies…

"Ok," said Joe to his brother ( I'm just gonna call them Joe and Moe, k?) " you take thisssss bag of flour, and- WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?"

Moe was flinging the flour everywhere, "Look Joe, it's snowing!"

Joe cupped his hand to his face, clearly frusturated. " ARISSSSSA!"

Arisa had to clean the kitchen again. Poor her.

Her next chore was to dust pretty much the WHOLE castle. " Heh," she said to herself, "This should'nt be harder than cleaning the kitchen."

Did you know that Castle Cortex has booby traps?

Yeah. Enough said.

Another chore Arisa had to suffer was windex the windows…on the outside. She WAS going to get some help from Tiny, but apparently….

" Tiny's afraid of kitty cats!"

Cortex rolled his eyes, "But Tiny, YOU'RE a cat!"

Tiny's eyes grew wide with horror, "NOOOO!" he ran out the door, crashing into a few things or two.

So instead, Arisa now had two messes to clean up.

So instead, Arisa got the help of Koala Kong when she was windexing the windows. But while Koala Kong was holding the rope attached to Arisa, he "accidentally" got distracted, and let go of the rope. But at least Arisa got the job done, right?

Later that night, Arisa's sanity was spared when the villains ordered pizza instead of her having to cook.

Dingodile was kind enough to show her to her room, it wasn't the best…but she had a bed, a lock inside the room, AND her own bathroom. "Thank God" she thought.

"G'night Shelia." Said Dingodile, he shut the door behind her.

Arisa layed on the bed, and turned on her iPod on to Celine Dion.

"I don't think I can take another day of this…" said Arisa to herself. And then she fell asleep.

April: Yeah, that's it! Chapter 3 is coming soon!

N.tropy: GET BACK HERE! AND GIMME BACK MY ROLEX WATCH!

Dingodile: Oi! Gimme back my flamethrowa!

April: Er…cyas later!

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