Office Work, a fullmetal alchemist fanfic

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Not back completely guys. Just a little something I thought up at like… 3 in the morning. I was near a computer so I typed it out. Oh and it shouldn't be much longer. Two or three days maybe. Well, I'll see you all then and I hope you enjoy this oneshot. Oh and please don't forget to review for me pretty please? Thanks.

Disclaimer: I do not own Full Metal Alchemist and if I did, Roy and Ed would have done it every chance they got. Thank you.

"Wow." Roy sighed out as he let himself drift off into sleep.

"I haven't done this in a while."

His head dropped onto his desk like a paper weight and he was out like a light.

"Colonel!" A familiar voice nagged from outside.

Roy moaned in his sleep and whimpered as an injured dog would.

There was then a knock at his door and he groaned.

"Go away!" He yelled out sleepily.

The door then opened with a creak and Riza's head popped in.

Of course, she couldn't see him from behind the mountain of paperwork she had recently left him with.

"Ahem." She then said. "There's someone here to see you."

Roy lazily picked up his head and blinked his eyes.

"Send him in." He groaned, knowing who it was.

He could hear the familiar stomping. The two different sounds. One metallic, one not.

Roy sighed.

"What is it today, squirt?"

Ed growled. "DONT CALL ME THAT!"

Roy couldn't help but giggle a bit as his child-like companion made his way around the desk to look Roy in the eye.

Roy leaned his head to the side like a goose would and grinned.

"What do you want, Edward?"

Ed snickered. "You know what I want."

Roy sighed and rubbed his temples.

He looked through a hole in the paper piles toward the door.

Riza was long gone. She didn't want to be caught in this particular scenario again.

The image of last time was already well engraved into her memory.

He then thought of his situation. He could easily jump over the papers and make his way toward the door.

But then he thought against it. After all, it's not every day your crush comes in and takes advantage of you.

He grinned.

The papers could wait. Riza knew why he was so tired now.

And after all, he could dodge a few bullets...

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Hehe. The original name for this was "Dodging Bullets" and I was thinking of adding more to it. I don't know. I might in the future. Okay, in case you didn't read the first note, it shouldn't be more than a few days until I come back.And yes, I have a chapter written and ready at home for you so don't fret. I'm in the process of writing other stories and chapters as well so don't worry. Oh, and don't forget to review. I know most of you don't like to, but I ask, please. Just say hi or something. Just so I know you're there and that you read. Thanks so much and I'll be seein you. Bye guys.