LefthandedFreak:Ok, so this one is probably not written to the best of my abiltity.

Kaiba: You don't have a best ability.

LefthandedFreak: According to Dagger, she thinks it's very good. Thank you Dagger. (gives you a sledgehammer) It helps me with my computer trouble, maybe it'll help yours

Joey: Your uploading pretty quick aren't you?

LefthandedFreak: I couldn't wait. I decided to write earlier than anticipated. I'll probably be Uber bored Wednesday and write like two extra chapters. I have a really neat story plot were...mmph(Joey covers her mouth)

Joey: Your terrible at keeping secrets

LefthandedFreak: I know (sighs) anyways,I hope you all enjoy. (hugs Dagger) Thanks again.

Kaiba: What kind of word is Uber?

Oh and I don't own ANYTHING

CRASH!

uh-oh Kaiba was gonna be mad at someone, Fate thought as she stirred a cup of coffee absentmindedly. It was her first day on the job and already she had manuvered into the hectic hustle and bustle of the place. The crash echoed throught the building, having come from the testing room near her. Hmmm, that knowledge could come in handy.

And here came the almighty one himself. Seto Kaiba strode down the hall, looking like he needed a good aspirin and maybe some alcohol to wash it down with, which, of course, the bottle perscribed was not a good idea. Of course, Seto Kaiba was, well, Seto Kaiba, and he'd be damned if he let something as insignifigant as a bottle of pills tell him what to do.

He really needs a vaction. A very long vacation. Which, is why I'm here. Fate couldn't help but smile at her thoughts, ignoring the yells echoing out of the door next to hers and the many heads of workers curiously gazing out. It was only natural that Kaiba was louder than the Crash and by the time he had left, three people were removed from ever working there again.

Fate sighed as Kaiba walked past her and back up the stairs, since the elevators were broken. Honestly, this guy runs a billion dollar corperation and he can't even have operating elevators? Work just wasn't what it used to be. Fate strolled down the hall and to the front of the building. It was her time to leave.

Yami, Yugi, and Joey were all waiting for her in the main lobby,though Yami probably hadn't told Yugi or Joey her name.Three different voices called out a very simple name, which seemed to confuse all of them.

"I had no idea your friends were Yugi and Joey, Yami", she giggled into her hands. She never really knew why but every time she stayed on Earth, she started acting more and more like a little kid. But that never stopped her from doing her job.

"You've met them?"

"Yeah, she's the one who broke my arm", Joey smiled smuggly. He was only kidding of course.

"If I remember correctly,you were the one climbing the tree", Fate smiled, winking at the three

"Yeah, but it was your cat"

"Can we just get out of here?", Yugi pipped up from between Joey and Yami.,"I'd rather not have Kaiba know we were here"

Hmmm, know they were there.

If Fate had been that girl, Samantha, from Bewitched (AN: Warning, I don't own. I know shocker), she would have been able to wiggle her nose. But not having the right skill, not to mention whatever else it took to do that simple task, she just glanced back at the reciopsionist, who at that moment was trying to poor coffee, type on a computer, and answer the phone at once.

"Argh, I'm gonna need help...Fate?", the lady at the desk suddenly looked up at the brown haired teen, a glazed look in her eyes.

"Yes Ann?"

"Could you take this coffee to Kaiba? I'm not going to be able to and still answer the phones"

Fate smiled,"Of course, I wanted to show my freinds my office anyways"

"You have an office?", Joey peered up at her as Fate only smiled.

"That room was your cubicle! That could have housed all of my furniture, including my string collection"

"Umm, FYI Joey, I didn't need to know that bit about the string", Fate glanced back at her freinds as she led them down a testing lab, coffee in hand.

Hmm, that sign didn't look dangerous enough

That one looked too dangerous

What does two elephant signs have to do with video games?

OHHHH,that sign looked perfect!

In case your wondering, Fate was busy glancing at all the lab doors, catching every weird bio signed pictures nailed onto the heavy oak.

"Umm, guys could you guys wait for a minute. I forgot something in here",Fate frowned innocently at her freind,"and only personal is allowed inside"

"Alright", Yami shrugged

"Ok, oh and since you don't want Kaiba to see you I suggest you go wait in the room down the hall by the bathrooms. It's a miniture cafe'". Joey took off and down the hall with this information planted in his head. Yami only sighed as he followed and Yugi shook his head.

"We'll see you there eh?"

"Yeap, bye Yugi". Now, to get to work.

BOOM!

Kaiba flinched. Great, that explosion was a lot closer than the last one. What was it this time?He quickly shoved himself up and hurried down the hall. Hopefully, not too much damage had been dealt. He still had to deal with the elevators. I mean, honestly, who's ever heard of a billion dollar corperation not having opperating elevators?

He approached the first set of smoking doors that he saw and hurried inside, spotting his new hiree.

Oh, did she know how to piss him off.

"Kaiba don't..!"

"Shut uuuuuuppppp!".

Fate flinched as she heard Kaiba land with a thud into a huge hole in the floor, which prevented her exit and everyone else's entrance. Well, if they didn't want to fall of course. Next thing she knew, the doors flew open again and in came Joey.

"Joey.."

"AHHHH!"

"...stop?"

Oh goodies. Two elgible bachlorelettes...ahem...bachleors in a hole in the ground, together. Perfect! In came Yugi and Yami

"GUYS DON'T MOVE!"

oh goodies. She stopped them in time. Yugi and Yami looked curiously at her and then down at he gaping hole mere inches from them.

"Ohhhh"

"How did that happen?", Yami was extremly curious. It had to be another everyday appliance, right? He made mini explosions at home once using an easy bake oven, which is an entirely different story so lets continue with the one at hand.

"Don't worry about how it happened, just get us out!"

Oh, Yami knew that voice. Apparently, Seto had fallen into the darkened pit.So, what did he mean by us?

"You can stop standing on me now"

Oh, and there's Joey voice. That explained the us. Yami didn't have time to gather his thoughts as Fate barked orders.

"Yugi, Yami, go and try and find anything that can pull these two out please?"

"Why aren't you coming?"

Fate pointed at the gapping hole making it rather noticable that unless she wanted to join Seto and Joey, she wasn't going to be going anywhere soon. Yugi took action and grabbed Yami, dragging him out the doors so they could start thier search.

Now, time to set forth another phase.

If it wasn't so quite.

"So...um, I take it you two have met before?"

She could here Kaiba huff and Joey growl. Oh, this was going to be difficult.

"Hmmm, hey I have an idea, lets exchange information about ourselves to each other"

"Little informatal facts about myself shall not be exchanged with troublesome employess and pesky mutts"

"Well your no little saint, Kaiba"

"Watch it mutt"

Fate sighed. These two were impossible. but then again, ideas always formulate.

"Oh come on...spill"

"Joey didn't know how, but he suddenly felt himself talking out of control and against his will. Here he was just spilling out everything. His hopes,his dreams, even what he had for dinner last night(which consisted of a lightly roasted steak beside a gently fluffed pile of potatoes) in front of an aggrivated CEO and a nosy freind.

Why him?

"Oh, I'll keep the breifs in my head from now on, Joey", Fate winked playfully as she turned to look at Kaiba.

"Your turn"

Now if Kaiba thought that what Joey had down was funny, he should have seen himself. Why in the hell was he talking? Argh!He didn't mean to say that...or that...or...NOO!

"Your gay?"

Fate held back a giggle. Oh goodies. So Kaiba knew he was homosexual somewhere in that deep abyss of his head but had probably either...

A) denied it

B) Didn't think of it often or...

C) Didn't even know himself.

Personally, Fate was rooting for B. It would make more sense that he had said it out loud if he knew. Fate couldn't put words in thier mouth, she could just help the ones in them to, say, jump out.

"No", Kaiba sounded like he was trying to hide the truth

Which is really hard, Fate knew from experience. Truth doesn't like to be ignored. Hey, come to think of it, Truth owed her a few dollars from that pocker game...

"Than why would you say something like that...well...I'm waiting", Joey was having a feild day.

"Fine, so I am, ok! Doesn't matter anyways"

"Doesn't matter? Oh come on Kaiba, all this time you were picking on me and you were only probably trying to get a peak of my ass"

Fate blushed, as she knew Kaiba was doing. Oh, was he really peaking at Joey's arse? Well it was kind of...bad Fate, bad.

"Look, I might be gay but that doesn't make me a perv"

Good combact.

"I didn't say being gay made you a perv"

ok, maybe not good enough

"You inquired it though"

"Well I didn't mean to. I'm sorry"

There was silence.

"Anyways, I can't date anyone even if I wanted to"

"Why not", Joey cocked his head at the faint outline of the young CEO.

"Because, the press would have a field day and, well, I don't really know anyone else who's that way, you know?"

Fate smiled,"I might be able to help with that. I can tell with certain people."

"Really, did you know I was gay?"

"Yeap"

"Even when I hired you?"

"Uhhuh!". Yeah, like how was she not suppose to know? She was suppose to get him together with three other guys. One who was too caught up in his dream world about girls, the other totally glum and the third, clueless.

"It doesn't bother you?", Kaiba seemed a bit bothered by this. Weren't straight people as they put it, homophobic?

"Nope"

"What are you gay too?"

Fate started laughing. Was she gay! She wasn't even permitted strong feeling like love, so maybe she was, maybe she wasn't. Hey she was Fate, one day she'd probably turn on herslelf. Who knew.

"Nope, not gay to my knowledge. I've just never had trouble with people that are. In fact, I don't find them any different than before"

"Yeah, if it makes you fel better, I still think your a cold hearted bastard"

"Shutup Joey", Kaiba growled.

"Oh Kaiba, I didn't know you felt that way", Fate laughed from her perch knowing that she had gotten the brown haired boy to blush even more."Who knows, maybe Joeys gay too"

"I am not"

"Have you ever thought about it?"

There was silence. Obviously Joey never had. Fate smiled. Oh this was perfect, she was really close to getting these two. Just a few more minutes.

"Well you know there is a way to tell", Fate jumped down and into the hole next to Joey, causing the blonde to jump.

"And what would that be?"

"Kiss Kaiba"

If Kaiba was capable of tinging pink, he was defiantly five shades of red by now. Joey looked a bit mortified in the dark. It still looked well lit to Fate but maybe that was because she was some sort of entity from above.

"No"

"Oh come on, It wouldn't hurt", Fate knocked Joeys hip with her own, inching him towards Kaiba.

"I agre with Joey,Fate. If he doesn't want to..."

"WAIT,YOUR ACTUALLY AGREEING WITH ME!"

The darkness was paved in silence again.

"I'd rather you not do something against your will."

"Since when did you care?"

"Does it matter?"

"Maybe"

And the two were at it again, neck and neck, trying to best the other one. Neither noticed Fate inching closer and closer until it was too late.

"Hey what are you...mmph!". Fate had taken the oppurtunity to grab both boys heads and push them together, getting their lips to meet,a faint innocent smile on her face as she looked at the sky. That was a very neat color of beige. Aphrodite better be using her magic now too. It would make this whole situation better.

Joey fell back as did Kaiba when Fate let their heads go. Now Joey was blushing. Hmmm, Goodies.

"Why did you do that"

"I was curious"

"About what pray tell?"

"I was just wondering if you two would look cute together"

Kaiba was hiding a blush. It's not everyday you forcefully pushed against the lips of a boy you think is uber hot. Did he just think 'Uber'?

At that moment, Yugi and Yami decided it was the best time in the world to make a reapearance.

"Hey guys...we're did Fate go?", Yugi was pearing across the hole from the top.

"Oh, I'm down here. I had to break Kaiba and Joey apart," The two boys wide eyes met her calm ones,"from a fight. I swaer, warn me next time you guys leave me alone with these two. They were literally at each others throats". She winked. There secret was safe.

Until she put Yugi and Yami into play but first she had to get that dinner together and...

oh yeah, phase three complete.

LefthandedFreak: Just so I can say this again, I don't own anything! Nada. If I did, would I be here?

Joey: Why did you make Fate do that to us?

Kaiba: I would never allow that to happen to me!

LefthandedFreak: Oh really (holds up pictures)

Kaiba: Where did you get those?

LefthandedFreak: Little brothers are a bitch, ain't they?

Kaiba:Mokuba!

LefthandedFreak: Read and Review please!