Chapter 2 What the hell?

Taker's eyes adjusted, he found himself in a very strange place, looking about there were trees, grass and something really furry next to him. Taker touched it, realizing it was on his shoulder. "What the hell is this?" he tried to move his left arm… realizing he didn't have one. His hand bared sharp claws, and was seething with power and strength.

"ME LORD!" came a high pitch called. Taker's eyes slowly wondered down, seeing a rather large green toad by his feet, carrying a wooden stick with two faces on it. "Oh you awaken! I was so worried. And something is wrong with Rin"

Taker glared at the creature. "Who and what the hell are you?" Taker demanded.

The green toad laughed. "Oh you are so funny my lord. I'm Jaken remember? Your loyal servant!" it replied.

Taker looked about, and much to his surprise, saw Sara come from the forest! She wore a orange and white Kimono and was bare foot. "Sara!" Taker called. Sara's eyes beamed when she saw Taker.

"Oh thank God it's you!" She ran into Taker's arm and realized what had happened. "We're in Inuyasha!" she whispered.

Taker gave her a strange look. "Please tell me you're joking," He begged. Sara led him to the riverside where Taker could catch his reflection. He looked like himself, sort of, just much more different. He still had his eyes; his hair was longer and white. Taker felt his ear had become pointed. He felt taller too

Sara looked him in the eyes. "You're Sesshoumaru!" she whispered.

"Master, what is wrong with Rin?" Jaken asked of him.

Taker turned around. "Mind your own damn business!" Taker shot back. Jaken stumbled back in fear of him. Taker turned to Sara. "I wonder if the others are here too," he whispered . . .

Meanwhile….

Kane's head was rolling back and forth from side to side. "Kane… Kane wake up!" called out Matt. Kane's eyes slowly opened seeing Matt looking down at him in strange clothing. "Huh… What?" he muttered. Kane sat up the way he would in the ring. Looking at his hands, he notices how clawed they had become. He felt soft hair from the side of his face, realizing it was his own.

"I'm not bald?" he asked.

Trish, who was in a schoolgirl's outfit laughed, "You got white hair down to your ass!" she laughed. Kane got off the ground, looking at his clothing. He was in a red Kimono. "Ok, what the hell is going on?" he demanded.

Matt sighed. "I don't know, but I think we're in Inuyasha… and taken on as some of the characters" Matt explained.

Kane stared at him wondering if it was some sort of a joke. "Where's Taker, Sara and Edge?" he asked.

They laughter couldn't be contained. As Kane heard rustling by the bushes, "Edge?" he asked.

"I'M NOT COMING OUT!" He yelled back. Matt was bursting out laughing. "STOP LAUGHING!" Edge shot back.

Kane wasn't sure what was so funny. "Come on Edge, we got to get going! We have to find Sara and Taker" Kane called aloud. Kane paused for a moment, hearing something strange. "Any of you hear that?" he asked.

Trish and Matt shook their heads no. Kane ran into the woods just as Edge ran out screaming. Kane tried to hold back his laughter seeing Edge. He was abit smaller than usual, yet he looked like a fox. Kane's laughter was put on hold when a large insect creature came from the forest, ripping up the trees! Kane was wondering to him self 'why the hell am I going head on into this?'

He stared at his hand for a moment when he yelled out "IRON REAVER SOUL STEALER!" in no time, the insect was dust before Kane hit the ground. A proud smile came over his face. "This is cool!"

"Thank you Carlito. Now, we need to figure out how to get home" Matt stated, Kane kept staring at his strange outfit, it was purple and black. Matt held a stick with odd gold trinkets. "So we have all taken characters I see. I'm Miroku, Trish is Kagome, Kane is Inuyasha and Edge… is Shippo" Matt smirked.

"I can kick your shins from here wise ass!" Edge growled back. Admits the bickering they heard a large cat growl into the air. All eyes looked up and saw a woman on a fly two-tailed cat.

"Songo" Matt confirmed. She came down to the ground, much to everyone's shock. It was Lita.

She got off the cat and stared at Matt. "What the hell happened? I was peeking in to see what you were doing. Next thing I know I'm yelling HIRATSU! And throwing a big ass boomerang!" she stated.

Kane crossed his arms. "Welcome to the club there Lita. Make yourself at home, we are trapped in this Anime!" Kane's eyes slowly looked to Trish. "Oh God now… Please don't tell me . . ." Kane pleaded. He looked down around his neck seeing the necklace. Trish didn't know what was wrong. "Please, Trish do me a favour… and never ask me to sit" Kane begged.

Trish was confused. "Why? What happens if I say sit?" she asked. Kane fell face first into the ground with a force.

"Son of a bitch!" he growled as he tried to get up. But the necklace held him down. Trish jumped back in shock.

"KANE! I'm SO SORRY!" Kane rose off the ground and spat out some of the dirt in his mouth. As he was regaining himself, he felt his ears twitch as someone was rubbing their thumbs over them. Kane looked up to see Lita and Trish feeling his now fuzzy ears.

"They are SO CUTE!" Lita purred.

Trish giggled as they twitched and moved about on his head. "Uh, ladies, I think we ought to find Taker and Sara before we get found" Matt suggested.

Kane got off the ground. "What episode did you put in?"

Matt gulped his pride. "Uh, I kinda put in the episode that had a homosexual demon slayer coming after Inuyasha, he's part of the band of seven" matt replied.

Kane felt his stomach drop. "Oh God, no! Damn it, so how do we leave this place? Do we have to go by the DVD, or do we mess it up so that it will have to let us out of here?" Kane demanded.

Matt thought it over. "If we find Taker, no doubt Taker could kill that slayer guy no problem. Sesshoumaru is stronger than Inuyasha… no doubt that's what Taker has become."

"That or Koga" Suggested Kane. He let out a sigh. "Well, might as well get a move on and look for him. I don't want to run into that band of seven or anything," he explained.

"I don't blame you Kane" replied Trish. Lita carried a small cat with her; the one that was huge a moment ago was now down to the size of a house cat.

"What do we call that?" Kane asked.

"This is Kilala. In anime though they spell it K.I.R.A.R.A" Lita explained.

Kane sighed aloud as they went on their way.