Chapter 3 Sexy beast.

Kane and the others had come across village after village, not seeing any sign of Taker or Sara. They politely asked the villagers if they have seen them, yet gave them the same response. "You must be mad to go look for a demon!"

They came to the forest when Trish felt something strange; it was like a gut feeling and the back of her mind tingling. "I think I'm sensing something," she explained, as she pointed northeast. "Yeah, it's up ahead"

Kane nodded. "Ok then, let's go!" he said as he started to briskly walk forwards.

"Uh Kane, Inuyasha runs ahead to see what it is. Not wait for everyone else" Matt explained.

Kane stopped and turned to glare at him. "Do you think I would be that stupid enough to run off ahead on you guys? I don't know what the hell is up there! You want me to go up and get myself killed!" he demanded of Matt.

"Uh… No. But that's how Inuyasha does it"

"I'M NOT INUYASHA!" Kane yelled back.

With that settled, they all took their time walking to where Trish pointed. Kane could smell the stench of old dirt and perhaps flesh, but he wasn't too sure. Edge's nose wrinkled to. "Ew, that's that smell?" Edge questioned.

Trish giggled. "You're so cute when you're small like that!"

Edge didn't respond to her. They came to a clearing, where a person wearing a strange outfit stood, he turned around and smiled to Kane!

"It's my sexy hero!" he grinned.

"Oh God…" Kane stated.

"Kane don't just stand there, pull out your sword!" Matt yelled. Kane looked at his side and pulled out his sword, he was stunned as it grew into a powerful blade. Bigger than that of a car!

"Matt… How the hell do I use this thing?" Kane demanded. But there was no time to answer; Kane saw something fast coming his way. He dodged it just in time.

The ground in which he stood was brought up from the earth, leaving a huge hole! "Oh Inuyasha! Come down and play!" called the man attacking him.

"Uh… I'LL PASS!" Kane called back wondering what the hell was he going to do next? He didn't have time to think when he felt something sharp stabbing him from behind!

"KANE!" cried out Trish and the others.

He crashed to the ground, feeling weak. "Damn, why didn't Matt say we will feel pain here?" he muttered.

The man who was attacking Kane stated to walk towards him. "Oh come on Inuyasha! Jakotsu wants to play some more! Please don't be dead already. My sexy beast!" he cooed.

Kane had the strength to get up, yet he wasn't sure how. "Look, I'm flattered. But I don't swing that way!" Kane shot back. He got back on his own two feet when Trish looked to the forest. She spotted the Undertaker. He looked poised to strike!

Trish turned to Kane. "KANE SIT!" she yelled out. Kane fell face first into the dirt, just as Jakotsu raised his blade to him. Yet a burst of purple light came from the woods, turning Jakotsu to dust! Kane got up and saw the skeleton remains.

Matt scratched his head. "Uh, that was suppose to happen" he stated.

"Shut up Matt!" Kane yelled back.

Taker and Sara came from the woods. "Oh than God everyone is ok!" Sara stated; she stopped dead in her tracks when she saw Edge sitting not too comfortably in the bike basket. She lost it, Sara fell to her knees laughing and Taker wasn't too far off.

"What in God's name are you?" Taker laughed.

Edge snarled at him. "I'M A DAMN FOX!"

Everyone was soon laughing it up, until they realized what was wrong. "Ok, since we have totally ruined this episode, I have no idea how we are going to get out of here!" Matt stated.

There was a deep sigh of frustration. "Well… Let's go mess this episode up!" Taker concluded. Just as the sound of someone panting was heard. Everyone turned to see the small frog creature.

"My Lord… please… wait… for … me!" it pleaded.

Taker rolled his eyes. "I swear that thing is worst than a rash!"

Sara smiled. "Go easy on Jaken" she said with a smirk. Jaken wasn't pleased to see Taker with Kane and the others.

"My lord! Why are you with your half breed brother!" he demanded.

"Shut up!" Taker shot back.

Matt sat on the ground in thought for a moment on what to do. "Hmm, I suppose we could go see Koga?" he asked.

Lita suddenly remembered something. "Oh crap! I just remembered! Jericho was with me when I went to check up on you!" she stated.

"NOW you tell us!" Kane sighed. "Ok, let's go look for Chris…" Kane paused, as he smelt the air. "Anyone smell that?" he asked.

Edge and Taker nodded. "Is that Swiss Army? The body spray?" Edge questioned.

"Jericho's!" Taker confirmed.

Kane nodded. "I'll get Chris, you wait here" Kane ordered, and with a simple leap, he was off like a rocket into the air.

"That is so cool… so, what are my powers?" Edge asked Matt.

Matt had this smirk on his face. "You throw weeping mushrooms, have a small fire called Foxfire and you turn into a pink balloon!" he laughed.

Edge crossed his arm. "We better be getting the hell out of here soon, there is no way I am staying as a half fox thing!" he stated.

Matt smirked. "Might not have a choice, let's face it, you rather be Shippo? Or Jakotsu?" Matt question.

"You're better off with Shippo," grinned Trish.