Naruto Gone Doggie
Icy Mew Kris: This sucks (flipping though Naruto manga) how does Kakashi have like almost nine different dogs but doesn't have names for them that's like me for a whole day without coffee gosh dammit!
Fire Mew C.: But remember your Naruto DVD (Which is in Japanese) it has one of Kakashi's dogs I think it was that mental looking pug…it had a name…
Icy Mew Kris: Great Idea but oh wait………that's right you threw it out the window when you were mad at me and now it don't work…WAAHHHH! (I paid fifty bucks for that shit!)
Fire Mew C.: Oh plz you were suppose to pay seventy but the guy working in the store had a crush on you and only charged you fifty!
Icy Mew Kris: I can't help it if I'm so damn sexy!
Fire Mew C.: Your not sexy your cute and nothing more…
Icy Mew Kris: You're only saying that because I'm your sister and you're not a guy!
Fire Mew C.: Whatever we do not own Naruto but I'm going to send my sister to her grave very, very soon…
Meet the Gang Sprinkles
Iruka was doing some paper work in his office again you know grading test and all when Kakashi popped in. Iruka was surprised by Kakashi's entrance and tripped over his desk.
Iruka: Gee Kakashi have you ever thought about using the door…
Kakashi: Gee? Gosh dammit Iruka you just fell over a desk we don't say gee when that happens (Kakashi put down the dog and grabbed his foot and acted like he was in pain) we say things like fuck, shit, dammit and so on.
Naruto was going to make a get away but couldn't help watch his sensei who would always act serious in front of him, Sakura, and Sasuke act like an idiot. When Kakashi finished acting Naruto tried to make a get away when Kakashi picked him up again, and he was so close to freedom…
Naruto: Whimper…Why in hells name am I here? Did I died early and was sent to hell?
Kakashi: Awww…Look at what you did Iruka at your lack of cursing Sprinkles is now sad…Fuck you Iruka!
Iruka: When was not cursing being bad?
Kakashi: Come on Sprinkles let's get out of here I know when we're not wanted!
Naruto: Are you sure it's we're or just you?
Iruka: Wait…Kakashi…sigh and they say he shouldn't sign up for medication…
After that being said Kakashi jumped off and headed home. Where he was going to show Sprinkles off to all of his doggie friends and to make things worse Kakashi was singing on the way over there…
Kakashi: (singing) Doggies like cin..cin..cinnamon with a nice 12 inch bottle of whisky then we'll wake up in the morning after being completely drunk but some of us got so high that night that we died and was sent to H E L L that spells hell!
Naruto: When you think about it in a completely idiotic way it's kind of a catchy tune.
Kakashi had finally reached home and showed Sprinkles to all of his new doggies friends……Yay! (Note: I do not know any of their names so don't flame me if you don't like them)
Kakashi: (burst in) HI EVERYBODY I GOT YOU A NEW BROTHETR SO LET'S BE NICE OK!
Ok now here are their names if you don't know which dog I'm talking about just look in issue 29 of the Naruto graphic novel! Or look in issue 15 of Shonen Jump!
Mental looking Pug: Floppie
Big Bull Dog: Pancake
Sleepy looking mutt: Cookie
Dog with Sun Glasses: Sunny
Dog with wired looking Mohawk: Sushi
Dog that strangely looks like Zabuza: Cracker
Dog with Bandana: Coco
Dog that looks like a fox but with a mental looking smile: Cricket
Naruto: I thought I had a weird name…
Pancake: Don't push it Sprinkles.
Sprinkles I mean Naruto: Hey stop calling me that it's not my name my name is Naruto!
Cricket: Haha (twitch) your funny (twitch) haha Naruto that's funny (twitch)
Sushi: Youuuu are suchhh aaa foooolll hahahhhaaaa!
Naruto: I'm surrounded by freaks…anyway do any of you guys know a way out of here?
Cracker: Don't talk to me shrimp or I'll chew your leg off…
Sunny: Yo little mutt you can't go against the master orders or he'll cuts your cherries off if you know what I mean ok's?
Naruto: I'm not a mutt or even a dog ok I'm human and was turned into a dog by…by…by…
Floppie: Human ha! Don't make me laugh.
Cricket: Hahaha (twitch) human he says (twitch) human! Hahahahaha!
Naruto: Oh it was that bitch I mean witch!
Cookie: How dare you talk about my mama!
Naruto: No I don't mean bitch by that way…sigh…why don't I just die and go to hell…
To Be Continued…
Icy Mew Kris: Heh Doggies are so funny and so is a mental Kakashi!
Fire Mew C.: Idiot well anyway thanks for at least trying to find the names readers but I don't think Kris is going to change the names she chose for the dogs…
Icy Mew Kris: Damn right I'm not! Oh and Please Review!