LefthandedFreak: Hello again. Sorry bout the long wait, I've been doing some stuff.

Kaiba: napping?

LefthandedFreak: No! Getting ready to leave my comfy house and go to some apartment in some city.

Kaiba: Oh right, well, se ya later. (Lefthand gives him a look) What?

LefthandedFreak: I hope you know I'm taking you with me.

Kaiba: NOOOOO!

LefthandedFreak: Now to my reviewers…

Dagger

(Chases after bus) COME BACK! (stops gasping for air) I would catch you bus for you but I seem a bit too slow. (notices she hasn't moved at all) oh, hehehe. Oh and Yami loves you. Isn't that right Yami?

Yami: Yeah, I'll give you some Yami love, as long as I can still love Yugi...hey you got me to say that bit about Yugi didn't you?

LefthandedFreak:hehehehe anyways...

T.Lei

Hello? (knocks on comp screen.Screen breaks) oops...(tosses Bakura plushie through) I hope you get that. It's my fave. It's takes awhile to make them so, I'll have at least one for everyone next time.

DragonLady222

Oh thank you DragonLady, your so nice. Oh, and about that computer problem, I have plenty of them too. Don't worry though, I won't be leaving this story hanging. I'll finish this even if it takes me all my Yugioh Comics (hugs comics) and I would never get rid of them. Keep reading please!

LefthandedFreak: I am also sorry to say that this chapter didn't come out the way I had planned. See, this was going to be the dinner chapter but then I realized that they couldn't have a dinner knowing who their talking to. So I had to dress them up. The only thing I like is how mean Jerald is to…(Kaiba covers her mouth)

Kaiba: Let them Read and Review.

LefthandedFreak: Mmph.

"NO.NO. NO!"

"Please?"

"NO!"

"Ah come on Jerald, it won't hurt at all", Fate waved her hands again at the flying calculator only to have the blast from her hands hit the lamp and knock it over. :Stay still will you"

"No! I refuse to become human. Even if it is for a so called few hours", Jerald flew around the room, dodging Fate's magic.

"Please Jerald. I need someone to pick up Yami, dress him up, and then escort him to the magic making sight and I can't do it because I'll be busy working on Yugi!"

Jerald was still confused on how Fate got this to all work. After Yugi was crushed by what he saw, he immediately called Fate (maybe due to her divine intervention) and talked to her about it. Spending quite a while, try a week, talking to Yugi, Fate convinced Yugi that maybe Joey wasn't meant for him. Maybe Yugi was spending so much time on him, he didn't notice all the eligible men around.

That's when Fate suggested a blind date, set up by her, with a guy she knew was precisely Yugi's type. A guy who just happened to show up at Fate's minutes later. After setting up a day with Yugi, Fate contacted Yami suggesting that he take a day away from Yugi and come have dinner with her. Yami was at first reluctant, of course Jerald couldn't blame him, but he finally bent to her will when Yugi started to make a lot more appearances around the house.

Fate had everything set for tonight. A place, the food, the strangely made costumes so they wouldn't tell who they where dining with until the end. There was only one person missing: A waiter. And also someone to pick up Yami to get him ready for tonight. Jerald didn't want any part of it.

"Remember last time when…"

"Oh hush Jerald, no more last times. The pirate escapade, the murderer's guild, and that one time with the cannibalistic clown that hadn't eaten for three days is all in the past. Besides, these guys are perfectly sane"

"Sane now, but after your done with them they'll go loco!"

"Please help me?"

"Only if you can catch me, my dear"

Fate sighed. She'd pick up Yami herself if that wouldn't blow her cover. Besides, she was going to get Yugi and dress him up for the dinner. She couldn't make them both up at the same time. Oh Jerald could be so selfish.

Closing her eyes, Fate engulfed the air around her as she breathed, listening to the quite of the room. Suddenly she spun around and grabbed Jerald from the air, a smile sliding up her lips.

"Got you"

"Dammit!"

Yami walked down an ok neighborhood block, address in hand. Fate had mailed him a letter, directing him on how to meet her for this dinner thing. Yami seemed to be able to get lost even with the paper, though, and it didn't take long for him to get turned around.

Ok, don't panick. What did Yugi say you do when you can't figure out how to get somewhere? Oh, right, ask directions. The problem was, there was noone aro….oops, spoke too soon.

A young man, around Yami's age (AN: Theoretically speaking) had just walked from around a corner, his hair sticking up in an undeniable fro. He looked ok. Approaching a bit nervous, Yami tapped the pan on the shoulder lightly.

"Um, excuse me sir, I'm looking for…202 Elm Street. Do you know where that is?". Ok, this man was defiantly giving him the weird look.

"Your Yami, aren't you?"

Ok, how did he know his name?

"Um, yes, have we met before?".

The other man bent down to Yami's eye level, looking him up and down before sighing.

"This will never do. Gloria, get the shampoo and rinse please, we have a lot of work to do"

"Excuse me?"

"You're a complete mess. Fate said I'd have a lot of work to do but she never said that I'd have to work on such…low class art!". The man sniffed rather rudely at Yami.

Ok, first he's lost, then he finds strange man that just happens to know Fate, and now is calling him low art? Yami was now completely dumbfounded. He couldn't think about that for long though, someone was shoving him into what looked to be a washing room. It had a lot of chairs to sit and wait in, more chairs with sharp object next to them (and if he remembered correctly, that one was a scissor) and more chairs with little bowl like sinks near the head rest.

"Um, who are you and why am I here?"

"Fate has instructed me to turn you into a master piece for tonights dinner. I'm not to cut your hair though but I am suppose to change your look. Too bad she won't let me touch whack the bush off. She wants me to cover it with a wig."

"What? She doesn't like my hair?"

"I think she likes it, but that's not the point. You are a disgrace to all beautiful people"

"Uh…"

"Yes, and that leather, oh, so last millennium. Vita, take it off"

Yami literally jumped as someone ripped his shirt off (AN: drools) and scrabbled to cover his bare chest (AN: like he has something to hide pft) .

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"

"Cleaning you up, you ugly but sniffer. I have never seen such low class work in all my life"

"Who are you?"

The man spun around, a bottle of shampoo in one hand and a strange glossy white shirt in the other. The froed one spoke.

"Me, my name is Jerald, and I am your Savior"

"OW!"

"Oops, sorry Yugi, I just have to make sure it doesn't stick out at all or else this whole blind date thing will go out the window.", Fate apologized as she pushed hair pins into the purplish blue wig ontop of Yugi's head. Fate had really scrambled at her work as soon as she arrived at Yugi's place and had immediately started to work on his hair and face.

Now, he had strange, short colored hair (which wasn't too un natural), extremely pale make up on him that made him sort of look like snow, and some sort of purplish blue make up around his eyes, sort of like a mask. He could hardly recognize himself.

"Um, Fate, isn't a blind date more of like, meet the person, looking like yourself, and get to know each other?"

"Well, usually but you sort of do already know each other in one way. So I want you two to get to know each other in another way.". Fate pulled away from Yugi's hair, a smile of triumph on her face before turning around and opening her suitcase. Yugi looked inside.

"Whoa"

"I know"

Yami was perfectly scared. Jerald the weird, which Yami nicknamed after only three minutes with him, was doing all sorts of strange things to him. He had forced his hair into some type of tight elastic band and had placed a red short wig on top. A white mask had been set over his eyes and a white shirt clung to his chest just a little too tight.

"Now that your almost finished, I'd like to tell you something"

"What is it?"

"Fate has had to cancel on the fact that she's become sick"

"WHAT!". All this for nothing!

"Ah, but you see, she didn't want you to go through all this for nothing so she pulled a few strings and got someone to take her place. She hopes you like this…friend of hers"

Well at least he hadn't gone through all the redicule for nothing. "Thank God", Yami muttered.

"Yes, thank God that we hadn't run out of black suede pants. Along with this neat drapping cloth….um…thingy. Now hold still, I'm going to remove your pants"

"AHHHHH!"

Yugi cloud barely breath as he looked at himself in the mirror. He was wearing a lovely white suit (AN: or dress if you prefer :p) with a dark purple floor touching coat draped along his shoulders. Along with the weird hairpiece that couldn't be described but Fate said it showed off his eyes more.

"Oh my…"

"It's great, isn't it?"

"I barely recognize myself!"

"That was the idea", Fate sat back in her chair, her hair in a frizzled mess from running her hands through it so much. "Anyways, I hope this dinner goes alright tonight."

Yugi turned and smiled at her before sitting next to her. "Even if it doesn't, you tried your best to help me out. I'd never be able to repay you"

Fate smiled before frowning.

"What's wrong"

"It's nothing. Come on, I have to get you to the backyard restaurant, my own personal place to cook.". With that, Fate grabbed her keys and strolled Yugi out to her car.

LefthandedFreak: I can design girl outfits but when it comes to guy stuff, I haven't a clue. (Kaiba walks out from behind a curtain, a strange green dress on)

Kaiba: How did this happen!

LefthandedFreak: (holding back laughter) What happen?

Kaiba: How did you get this dress on me? You wrote it, didn't you.

LefthandedFreak: Welll….

Kaiba: I knew it!

LefthandedFreak: Alright, I confess. But ya got to admit, gren looks pretty good on you. (the outfit suddenly turns blue) but blue looks way better!

Kaiba: Lefthand!

LefthandedFreak: I'll be back next time. If Kaiba doesn't kill me.(runs off as Kaiba follows)