Chapter 7- A Rude awakening

It looked to be clear sailing from here, yet the pain in the deadman's stomach wasn't going away. "Damn, what was with that fish I ate?" he asked aloud. Everyone avoided eye contact with Taker, not wanting to tell him the truth. "What the hell? What's with all of you?"

Kane sighed; he couldn't lie to him any longer. "I admit it, it wasn't a fish you ate. It was one of the band of seven, you turned into Sesshoumaru's true demon form. Which I will admit was a kick ass transformation and very cool to watch. But yeah, you are one of them"

Taker stopped walking and stared at all of them. "You kept it from me why?" he asked.

Again there was silence. "My lord, I was going to tell you. But your dimwitted half brother Inuyasha prevented me!" Jaken stated proudly.

"Dimwitted?" Kane growled.

Jaken stood his ground. "You heard me half breed! You're a dimwitted mutt!"

"HEY! Shut up!" Taker growled. Jaken instantly hid behind Sara and turned to Kane. "Man, be straight up with me next time." With that said they continued on, there were odd-looking insects in the air. Hornets the size of small dogs was following them.

Without warning, Lita spun around and yelled out "HIRATSU!" Throwing her large boomerang right at them. She killed a fair amount of them, but some remained buzzing still. Ah and Un took care of the rest, breathing lighting on those who remained. The incinerated ashes fell to the ground. This worried Matt greatly.

"Naraku is watching us!" he told everyone.

"So?" Carlito shot back. "Big deal, what if he is?"

Matt glared at him. "Next time, don't mess with my DVD. Second, if Naraku is following us, no doubt he is setting a trap!"

Just as Matt was explaining what could happen. Trish smiled when she saw the well. "That's it! That's Kagome's well!" she cheered.

"Uh… you are Kagome," stated the wolves.

"No duh she is!" Jericho shot back. "Come on, my feet are killing me," Jericho leaped to the well and jumped in.

"CHRIS!" called out Matt. Everyone ran over, looking it, they found Jericho was still at the bottom of the well.

"Uh, we have a problem" Chris called out.

"Damn, I thought that would work!" growled Matt.

Taker was just as annoyed. "What the hell do we do now?"

"You all die!" came a deep voice from the woods. The most hideous thing came out of the woods; arms, legs and what appeared to be just bloated organs emerged. Naraku!

"You got to be Fing nuts!" Taker yelled out, first time swearing aloud.

Kane pulled out Tetsusaiga. "Ah Inuyasha. You look different since I last saw you" Naraku grinned.

"Taker, let's get this over with" Kane muttered.

"I agree" the Undertaker withdrew Tokigen once more, at the same time they started to strike Naraku, blowing chucks off of his body.

"Be careful you to! If Naraku gets too weak, he will try and absorb you!" Matt called out.

"Absorb us? What does he mean?" Taker asked, but his question was soon answered. Taker's foot stepped in a chuck of Naraku's flesh. It began to engulf his foot! "KANE! KANE! Help me!" Taker called out as it traveled up his leg. The purple flesh stretched and skewed across his body, nearly covering him. Everything went black for Taker until he heard Sara.

"Mark? Mark?" she called gently to him. His eyes slowly opened, he nearly jumped from the couch.

"NARAKU!" he called out, feeling his foot was in something cold and wet.

Sara glared at him. "You fell asleep through the whole thing, and look… Your foot fell in the onion dip!"

Taker raised his foot and saw she was right. His foot was in the onion dip.

"Way to go Deadman, you're snoring muffled everything!" Edge shot back.

"Shut up Shippo boy" Taker growled.

Edge was confused. "Shippo boy?" he asked. Taker took off his sock and went to rinse his foot, Kane check up on him.

"Strange, how could you know the name of two of the characters if you didn't watch it? And why did you call Edge Shippo?" Kane asked.

Taker didn't answer him right away. "I had a crazy ass dream," he explained.

Kane nodded. "Must have been the fish" Taker paused as he slowly looked up to stare at Kane. "What did you just say?"

There was a shrugged look on Kane's face as he walked away. Taker rolled his eyes. "Never again" he whispered to himself. When his foot was clean, he walked back in. Matt was stretching out and Edge got up to walk about for a bit. "Way to go Matt, I think my ass fell asleep" he said. As Edge turned around, Taker did a double take. He swore for a moment. Edge had a fluffy foxtail! He rubbed his eyes clear.

"Mark are you sure you're ok?" Sara asked.

"Yeah, I'm fine…" Slowly, Taker looked to the left of him. He sighed aloud, glade to see he had a left arm. He walked out of the room, just as he did. Everyone turned to one another.

"To be honest, I fell asleep too… but I had the strangest dream that I was Rin!" Sara confessed.

Trish nodded too. "I was Kagome, and I swear Taker was Sesshoumaru!"

Kane scratched his head realizing there was no hair, he began to feel along his scalp and sighed. "And I had fuzzy ears"

Edge was quiet. "You have strange dreams, all of you! Too much anime" he smirked.

"Well let's call it a night then" stated Matt.

Everyone agreed.

At the hotel

Edge was alone in his room; he locked his door to make sure no one was looking as he ventured to the bathroom. He locked that door too, just to be on the safe side. Closing his eyes, he slowly pulled down the rim of his pants. His back was facing against the Mirror, when he turned around. He let out a deep sigh of relief. "Oh thank God," he said to himself, seeing that he had nothing sticking out behind him. "I'm not a fox, and I don't have a tail"

He walked out and unlocked his hotel room door. Looking down the hall, he saw Carlito carrying a cup of ice to his room. Edge stormed down after him.

"Hey Edge!" Carlito grinned. Edge took his cup of ice and dumped it down Carlito's pants. Making him dance around shivering.

"That's for calling me a chipmunk!" Edge stated as he went back to his room for the night.

The End!