It's Tails! Next chappie after this is Amy Rose! I probably think that Sonic's last...
"So, what am I to say? My day is pretty boring at times..." the young kitsune told Kai.
"Well... just tell me the exciting, funny parts of your life..." Kai said.
Tails sighed. "Fine..."
Tails's normal day...
Tails woke up at 5:30 am to work in his laboratory.
Right now...
"Wait! What the hell? 5:30?" Kai asked.
Tails nodded. Kai's mouth was wide open.
Tails's normal day...
Tails traveled down to his laboratory, in his basement. "Let's see... I think with this invention, I can make Eggman less fat and Sonic less gay." Tails said, working on his invention.
Tails had an Eggman doll and a Sonic doll. "I can test it out on this..." he said, pointing to the dolls.
He pointed his new invention at the two dolls. He fired the laser. Sure enough, it made the Eggman doll less fat... it completely destroyed the Sonic doll... but since when did he care about the blue bastard?
A few minutes later, Tails was holding the huge laser. He went over to Eggman's secret base.
"Tails? How did you find me? This is a secret base!" Eggman told him.
"It said so on the EvilEggman website." Tails said.
"Oh... yeah..." Eggman said.
"I have a preposition for you..." Tails said. "I can help you out..." Tails said, pointing to his laser.
Tails gripped onto his laser and shot Eggman. Eggman suddenly became a bit taller, and thinner.
"What happened to my manly muscles?" Eggman asked angrily.
Tails had a huge smile. He started cracking up. Tails pointed the laser at Eggman again and reversed it.
"Yes! I'm back! Look and compliment my manliness!" Eggman said.
"M-m-manliness?" Tails asked crazily.
Tails fell down on the floor. He was cracking up. He suddenly sat back up with a few tears in his eyes. They were tears from laughing too much. He stood up and started for the door.
"Where do you think you're going?" Eggman asked.
Tails raised an eyebrow and pointed his laser at Eggman again. Eggman jumped from horror and shook his head quickly. Tails smiled and walked out the door.
He saw Sonic a few minutes later... he was held upside down with a gun at his head... by Shadow. After Shadow left, Tails ran over to Sonic.
"Oh... hey little bro..." he said weakly.
Tails looked at him on the floor. Tails grabbed his hand and helped him up.
"Sonic... I need to test something on you... is it okay?" Tails asked.
"S-sure..." Sonic mumbled weakly.
Tails put on a wicked smile and took his laser out. He pointed at Sonic and waited for a result.
Sonic gasped when he saw what happened.
"TAILS! I'M IN A CHICK'S BODY!" Sonic said.
Sonic was a blue hedgehog with a ponytail. He/she wore a sky blue dress.
"Change me back!" Sonic said angrily.
"NO WAY IN HELL!" Tails said.
Sonic grabbed Tails by the collar.
"You change me back... now..." Sonic threatened.
Tails smiled. "You know what I like about being a small kid?" Sonic shook his head.
"HELP! CHILD ENDANGERMENT! RAPE! PEDOPHILE!" Tails yelled.
Sonic the temporary girl was cuffed. Police dragged Sonic away from Tails. Tails smiled. He watched Sonic getting pulled away by police.
Tails returned home. The phone rang. He answered it.
"I got one phone call... just one... can you give the police the thing to reverse... the girl-ifier?... And a few bucks to bail me out?" Sonic asked.
Tails was laughing loudly. A few minutes later, he talked to some of the policemen and they reversed Sonic's... gender. Tails then sighed and bailed Sonic out.
"Why'd you do that?" Sonic asked.
"Because you might miss your appointment with your psychologist..." Tails said.
"That's it? I can't believe that..." Sonic said.
"Wait... are you? I don't know actually... maybe you are... maybe you aren't..." Tails said.
"Well, thanks anyway..." Sonic said.
Tails shrugged. "Still think that you're pedophile..." he said.
Tails returned home. He jumped onto his bed and went to sleep.
Right now...
"And that's it?" Kai asked.
"Well... yeah..."
"Just tell me... why does almost everyone torture Sonic?" Kai asked.
"Who won't?" Tails asked.
"Okay... next, I'm interviewing Amy Rose..." Kai said.