School… in… 2 days! It's worse than death or the apocalypse! Well… here's Amy!
"Amy Rose is here…" Kai said, writing something on the notebook she brought.
"That's my line!" Amy said loudly.
"So?" Kai asked. "Go on… tell me about a normal day…"
"Umm… most of the time, I'm with Rouge or Cream…"
"Okay… just tell me something I can write…" Kai said.
Amy's normal day…Amy woke up to find Rouge in her house.
"R-Rouge?" she asked groggily.
"Wake up! I woke you up because… on my calendar, it's 'Steal M.E. and Kick Knuckles's Ass' day." Rouge said. Amy looked at her clock. She had slept till noon!
"Isn't it that day every day?" Amy asked her.
"Yup!" Rouge said with a smile.
Amy took a photo out from underneath her pillow.
"I wuv my wittwe hedgie…" Amy said, clutching onto the picture for dear life.
"Ooh… new pic, stalker?" Rouge asked.
Amy nodded happily. After a few seconds, she finally noticed that Rouge called her a stalker.
"Lemme see it…" Rouge said.
Amy showed her a picture. On it, Shadow the hedgehog was standing confused… as if Amy popped out of nowhere and took a picture of him.
Right now…"Shadow is mine! Not yours!" Kai yelled.
"I heard that, Kai! He's mine!" Jayln yelled from… somewhere.
Kai sighed. "It's not my fault he's hot… just continue…"
Amy's normal day…"So, anyway, I gotta go!" Rouge said, running out of her door.
Amy sighed. "Now, I run around and chase Sonic so I can torture his blue ass… then, stalk Shadow and if I find Sonic, kick his ass… and then I stalk Shadow some more… trying my best not to be seen… and then… before returning home, I kick Sonic's gay, blue ass yet again…" she mumbled to herself.
Amy ran out of her door. She went into Station Square. There, she saw Sonic, near a Seven-Eleven. She ran towards him. He gasped and started running away. Then, she saw Shadow come out of the Seven-Eleven and she jumped into a bush. She watched him intimidate Sonic… Shadow held him upside down with a gun to his head. Amy found this rather amusing.
After Shadow left, Sonic was arrested because of Tails. Amy decided to follow his blue ass. A few minutes later, she was speaking to the policemen.
"Sir… is it okay to talk to Sonic?… He's my best friend…" Amy said.
A few minutes later, Amy was sitting down with a phone connecting to Sonic's phone.
"What do you want, Amy?" he asked.
"Heh, heh… you're a fucking girl! Ever notice that?" Amy asked.
"Shut up…" Sonic said.
Amy pouted and then got an idea. "Help! He's verbally threatening me!" she yelled.
Several policemen jumped onto Sonic with guns and stuff. They put him back in his cell… but not before yelling: "I'll get you, Amy! I'll kill you!"
Then, many more policemen jumped onto him and started beating him up with their flashlights, pepper spray and other stuff…
A few minutes later, she walked out of the police station and saw Tails walking in with money and a huge invention.
"What's that?" Amy asked.
Tails sighed. "Money to bail Sonic… and an invention that… not only reverses his gender… but… it also makes him more gay…"
"How much more gay can he get?" Amy asked.
She ran away from Tails. Later, she spied on Shadow ringing the doorbells of houses. She saw him write something on a boy's forehead. She ran up to that boy.
The little boy was crying. "Oh… it's okay… now… can you surgically remove your skin so I can have that thing on your forehead?" Amy asked.
The boy ran away from her and into the arms of his mother.
A few minutes later, she found Sonic in his house with his arms tied up.
"Err… Amy…" he gasped. "Can you help me?"
"Hell no! I like it with you like that!"
"What?" Sonic asked.
Amy left… but not before hanging Sonic upside down above a huge fiery pit that seemed like hell. She left laughing.
Right now…"Mine… okay? Mine…" Kai said.
Amy nodded.
"Next is Rouge!" Kai said.
It kinda lacked… but it was okay…