CHANGE OF PLANS! NOT ROUGE! My favorite team… someone told me that Espio is a heliotrope color… thanx for that… I'll need to remember that… yes… I like the whole team equally. (Espio and Charmy a little more than Vector)
V.B.-read down there…
Joshua- Yes… I'll do it… ever went to the official Code Lyoko website? Look that up on google! After you get in, you should… then, click on the American flag because you're American… duh! YumixUlrich… OddxAelita… NOT JEREMY! Hate that smarty pants sonofabitc-
"Wait… so… I need to interview all of you?" Kai asked.
"Yup! You interview one of us… you have to interview all of us…" Charmy said.
"Sooo… I guess I have to switch POV's then…" Kai said.
"What's a P-O-V?" Charmy asked.
"POINT OF VIEW!" Kai yelled, already disgusted by his stupidity.
Espio's POV, normal day…Espio stood there in the office. Invisible. He was practicing his aiming… because, last time, he hit Vector's new CD player and they had to buy a new one. (Oh! The horror!)
Espio threw a shirukan (ninja star) at the wall behind Vector. He was supposed to hit the drawing of Sonic on the head… instead… it hit a much lower place… under the waist. Espio winced at what he had done and slowly walked to the door. He pushed the door open and knocked Charmy out cold.
Charmy's POV, normal day…Charmy was flying over to the door of the agency… but he couldn't see… 9 boxes of pizza hid his eyes. He flew over to the door. He couldn't open it. Suddenly, the door swung open and hit him on the head.
Vector's POV, normal day…"Hey, did Charmy bring the pizza yet?" he asked loudly.
Espio had a very suspicious smile on.
"Lemme guess… you were practicing with your aiming… hit the wrong place… and then, to prevent from getting embarrassed, you tried to get away, and hit Charmy on the head, causing him to be knocked out cold." Vector said.
"H-how'd you know?" Espio asked.
"It's all part of being a good detective…" Vector said.
"Whatever… let's eat, I'm starved!" Espio said.
"I'm turning this up… now that Charmy's not here to tell me it's too loud."
Charmy's POV, normal day…Charmy opened his eyes as he heard the word food.
"Food?" he asked. He got up and heard Vector's music blasting from inside the agency walls. He started pounding on the agency doors. "Dang! Espio and Vector can't hear me!" Charmy said.
Then, someone walked up behind him. Charmy turned to find… Cream.
(who I personally hate unless she's w/Tails… update that story,
V.B.!)
"Cream… what are you doing here?" Charmy asked.
She was gasping for breath. "I…need detectives…" she said.
Charmy gasped. "My friend's a detective… I'll call him!" Charmy said.
Charmy grabbed her cell phone and dialed someone… suddenly, his cell started ringing. He answered it.
"Hello?"
"Who is this?"
"This is Charmy…"
"I'm Charmy!"
Cream sighed and rolled her eyes. She suddenly grabbed the phone and called someone.
Espio's POV, normal day…"-hic- This is Team –hic- Dark… Rouge speak-hic-ing…" he said in a drunk way.
Vector grabbed the phone. "Team Chaoti-hic-x Agenc-hic-y… Vec-hic-tor speaking…" he said.
"OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!" Cream yelled through the phone.
Espio started kissing the picture on the wall. The aiming board, Sonic.
Vector's POV, normal day…"So… -hic-… what's wrong…-hic- Tails?" Vector asked.
"I'm NOT Tails! Do I look like Tails?" Cream asked angrily.
"What-hic-ever… whaddya need us for?" Vector asked.
"I have some creepy, blue, pedophile stalker!" Cream said.
"-hic- Okay, mister… we'll –hic- help you out…" Espio said.
"MISTER?" Cream asked angrily.
"Sorry –hic- ma'am…" Vector said.
"Whatever… I need you guys to hunt him down and kick his ass…"
"Aren't you –hic- too young to curse?" Espio asked.
"Aren't you –fake hiccup- too young to drink?" Cream asked.
"Point taken… -hic- don't worry, we'll bring –hic- his blue ass down!" Vector said.
Charmy's POV, normal day…"Yay! Yay! We're gonna solve another case!" Charmy cheered.
"This is the 5th pedophile case on Sonic…" Espio said.
"New record in one day!" Vector said.
They walked around Station Square. They talked to a policeman who was walking around.
"Excuse me… mister. Do you know where Sonic is?" Charmy asked politely.
"Sonic the blue retard? Sonic the pedophile? Sonic the hedgehog? He has many names…" Espio said, not feeling drunk anymore.
"Umm… yeah… we just threw his perverted blue ass in jail for molesting a small twin-tailed fox…" the guy said.
"Thanks!" Charmy said, as they left.
Espio's POV, normal day…They saw Tails and Sonic walking out of the police station. Tails left Sonic in front of the building and Espio approached him.
"Sonic the pedophile… is it true that you molest children?" Espio asked.
"Is it true that Michael Jackson is your idol?" Vector asked.
"You're not going to rape me, are you?" Charmy asked.
Sonic had wide eyes. "What?" Sonic asked, confused.
Charmy's POV, normal day…Charmy took out something from his pocket. He then put it on his stinger and stung Sonic. Sonic suddenly fell asleep.
"What was that?" Vector asked.
"Sleeping potion! Very effective!" Charmy said.
Later… 3rd POVSonic opened his eyes. "W-w-where am I?" Sonic asked.
He was tied up to a chair.
"Where were you about… 12 hours ago?" Vector asked.
"Umm… I was being paid to baby-sit Cream…" Sonic said.
"Right… so how about Tails? You molested him?" Espio asked.
"NO! He turned me into a girl so I had to threaten him!"
"Amy tells us that you verbally abused her…" Charmy said.
"Because she wanted her revenge on me…" Sonic said. "Can you untie me now? I have to go to the bathroom…"
"How'd we know that you won't escape?" Vector asked. "Espio… go with him."
Espio's eyes widened. "What?" he asked.
"I can't even piss by myself?" Sonic asked.
"Go invisible!" Charmy said.
"C'mon… I'll give you a small raise…" Vector said.
Espio sighed. "Fine… but I'm only doing it for money!"
A few seconds later…"Oh. My. God. I. Am. Appalled." Espio said.
"Jeez… I am not going to the bathroom again ever… without that image of Espio trying to seduce me…" Sonic said.
"Seduce you?" Espio asked angrily.
A few minutes later…"C'mon! I was joking! Please don't leave me! My Amy sense is tingling!"
Espio left… not before seeing Amy half-kill Sonic.
Later…
"Just check up on him, Espio…" Charmy said.
"What?" he sighed. "Fine… but I get a bigger raise…" Espio said.
Sonic…"Hello? I'm tied upside down above the fiery pits of hell… hello?" Sonic asked out.
Espio entered his house without being noticed. He then smiled when he saw Sonic tied up. It looked just like his aiming board.
"Okay, Espio… just throw your shirukan… above the fire… under his head… and then leave…" he whispered to himself.
Espio took out a shirukan (as I've told you… it means ninja star!) and aimed precisely. He threw it. It didn't go near the fire at all! Instead, it hit the rope that tied Sonic and Sonic started falling into the fiery pit of hell…
"Oh no… (a) I'll get fired for this… (b) I won't get my raise… (c) they'll be no one to torture without him!" Espio yelled.
He held onto Sonic's hand and threw him out the hole. Espio sighed as they were both safe. (A/N-NOO! It isn't an Espio/Sonic thing! EEW! I only write same gender romances!)
Right now…"And… that's it…" Charmy said.
"Where was I in there?" Mighty asked behind them.
"Sorry, my report's only on SONIC HEROES… so… buh bye! Next is Rouge… and no changing this time!" Kai said.