I did say no changing… didn't I? It's Rouge!
"I know this is irrelevant to my report, Rouge… but why do you love Knuckles?" Kai asked.
"Oh! I just love his de-… wait… he's not here, is he?" she asked.
Kai simply shook her head.
"Okay… oh! I just love his determination skills, and when he acts like a knucklehead… it's sooo cute!" Rouge said.
Kai shrugged. "Gotcha… now… a normal day, please…"
Rouge's normal day…Rouge woke up at 6:00 am… she usually wakes up earlier… but today, was another day… another chance to get that emerald and get that echidna!
She changed and started with her makeup.
"A good treasure hunter has to have good looks…" she always told herself.
And that's exactly why I just adore that little echidna… but… I have to give him the impression of a regular thief who just wants the emerald… and then, of course… I torture Sonic after watching him get tortured… maybe grab a slushie…
After a half hour in front of the mirror, Rouge left. "Let's see… I'll go over to Amy's at… I'll try 9:00… unless I get preoccupied…" she said quietly.
She flew over to Angel Island. "Good… the guardian's still asleep…" she whispered.
She slowly climbed up the steps and grabbed the M.E. She then started flying up. The altar started shaking and fell down to the water. Knuckles was still asleep.
"How is he still asleep? Whatever…" she landed on her two feet under the steps of the altar.
"THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!" she heard him yell from above.
"KNUCKLEHEAD! You're just gonna let mea steal it and get away?" she asked him.
He started running down the steps and tripped in-
Right now…"Sorry I stopped writing but… he tripped? He never told me that…" Kai said.
"He didn't tell you a lot of things… that's why his interview was boring…"
Rouge's normal day…He started running down the steps and tripped in the progress. He stumbled down the steps and landed face down on the floor in front of Rouge. She sighed and rolled her eyes. She then helped him up.
"Thanks… now… gimme that emerald!" Knuckles said.
Rouge shook her head. Knuckles attempted a right hook but failed miserably. He then went crashing down to the floor.
I have an idea! Let's see if he falls for the dissolving emerald again! It's purely made of rock candy… how many times has he fallen for that this month? 23? And today is the 24th… I got it…
"Look guardian... I won't push you in the water for no reason... so..." Rouge held the Master Emerald in her hands. She walked over to the edge of Angel Island and dropped the Master Emerald in the water. Knuckles's eyes widened and he jumped into the water. Rouge sighed.
"Jeez… how many times is he gonna fall for this? Now, 24? On the 24th?" she sighed and took out the real emerald.
"He'll be up in a few seconds or so…" she said.
She was right, a few seconds later, Knuckles resurfaced with the fakie.
"Idiot…" she mumbled.
"Something's wrong with the emerald... it was dissolving!" Knuckles said.
"Something's wrong with you... that's a fake!"
"Wha-?"
"I got the real one and you aren't taking it from me!" she said.
Rouge smiled and flew off of the island. She watched Knuckles sit down and think about what she just said… but she didn't care.
In the city, she found Sonic…
"Hey… Sonic… you look so… not hyper…" Rouge said.
"I don't know… It's near 11:00… that's when Shadow wakes up…"
(A/N- Remember Shadow's chappie? What time does he start torturing Sonic?)
"I know what'll get you hyper… but… you have to annoy Knuckles for me… okay?" she asked.
He nodded quickly. Rouge took out something. It was a huge… orange… pixy stix! Sonic quickly jumped up for joy as he grabbed it from her. He gulped it down and was jumping around like crazy. Rouge backed up a bit and watched her minion do all the work.
Knuckles bumped into Sonic.
"HI KNUCKLES!" Sonic yelled.
"Why the hell are you yelling?" Knuckles demanded.
"BECAUSE I'M HIGH OFF OF SUGAR! SUGAR! SUGAR!" Sonic said loudly.
Suddenly, Sonic was pulled up in mid-air. He started yelling.
"Ow! Ow! Ouch! Make it... ow! Stop!" he said.
Rouge sighed and shook her head. "That's probably Shadow with his morning torture… jeez… he goes a bit overboard… us, Sonic Heroes only said that we torture him twice a day… but no… he gets extra torture… lucky bastard…" Rouge whispered.
Rouge ran away from the huge crowd of admirers of Sonic's… pain. She ran over to Amy's first to wake her up. She left after a few seconds and ran to where she last saw Sonic. He was still getting hurt by Shadow's morning torture. After that, she ran and Knuckles quickly followed… a few minutes later, he got her cornered in a dark alley.
"Knuckles… there's only one way you can take this emerald alive…"
Right now…"WHAT! He told me that you wanted him on a date! Not like this kinda involvement! This is like 'mature' rated dates… what the hell? I'm here to give a report with other juniors… like me? Not some perverted pedophiles like Sonic!" Kai said.
"Well, he skipped that part because I kicked his ass a second time…" Rouge smiled.
Kai shook her head and kept writing. "Just so you know, Rouge… I'm not writing that in my report… you and Knuckles? Dark alley? No one sees you guys? THAT'S FUCKING WRONG!" she yelled.
Rouge's normal day…Knuckles blinked a bit.
"W-w-where am I?" he asked.
Rouge was laughing. "Knuckles… I actually got you drunk? Now I know your weakness… if I ever want that emerald… I should just get you drunk!"
Knuckles jerked up. It was nighttime… and he was in the city.
"Wha-? What happened after I left sugar-high Sonic?" Knuckles asked.
"I got you drunk… and we were both in an alley alone… what do you think you did?"
"I… almost had sex with you?" Knuckles asked.
"Almost?" Rouge asked back.
"WHAT? I did?" he asked, hyperventilating a bit.
Right now…"Rouge… be happy that I can change this into an 'M' rating anytime… and I thought that Sonic was a perv…" Kai said.
"So? I just want to say it to the world! Knuckles is really good at-" she was stopped by two hands on her mouth. One was Kai's and the other was Knuckles. He was hyperventilating a bit.
"Rouge! I told you! No drinking before something special!" Kai yelled.
Rouge's normal day…Rouge winked at Knuckles and left him dazed. "Hey… I gave him the emerald back…" Rouge said.
She then traveled to Sonic's house to ask him how it felt like to fly in mid-air… getting hurt. She found him at the corner of his house, shaking in fear. There was a pit of fire in the middle of the room and a rope hanging over it. Rouge shrugged and returned home.
Right now…"Wow… I wonder how much pain and suffering Sonic'll talk about once I get to him…" Kai said.
She looked at Rouge who currently had her mouth taped shut. She ripped of the duct tape.
"I just want to say that Knuckles… even though he's only 16… is really good at-"
"STOP POISINING THE YOUTH OF AMERICA! EVEN THE WORLD!" Kai said.
"We can just go with plan B and stuff Sonic's sock in her mouth…" Knuckles said.
"NOOOO!" Rouge yelled. She quickly covered her mouth.
Kai sighed. "Yayness! Join us next time for… Cream!" Kai said.
"Cream? That bitch! She's before the last member of Team Dark?" Rouge asked.
Kai rolled her eyes. Knuckles sighed.
Sorry, not doing Big… he's
too nice and won't hurt/abuse Sonic… Omega… I'll write him
the chappie before Sonic… Wait... unless you guys can suggest how Big can be a nuisance to Sonic... and review... pwease?