"Uh…" Kagome sweat-dropped. Inuyasha burst out laughing, and Sesshoumaru looked as if he were about to die. "I'm sorry, Rin, I may have to say no to your having brothers and sisters," she said kindly.
Rin's big eyes filled with tears, "B—but, Sesshoumaru-sama loves you, Kagome-chan, and Rin loves you, too."
"RIN!" Sesshoumaru's hand snaked out and pulled the child back by the neck of her kimono.
"Ah!" shrieked Rin, reaching desperately for Kagome.
"Rin!" Sesshoumaru's eyes lurked dangerously near going red, "what did I tell you?"
"T—that Kagome-chan could be Rin's mommy," said Rin, fixing Sesshoumaru with her ultimate puppy-dog-eyes look.
"Right," said Sesshoumaru, his eyes returning to normal as he stared off into space like a zombie, "of course. The miko can be your mother."
Sango felt it was time to intervene. "Kagome, you can't leave us. We're so close to finding Naraku, and we still need you to help locate the jewel shards. Besides, Inuyasha would die if you left."
"You…" Inuyasha made a strangling motion with his hands at Sango, who smirked.
"Sango…" Kagome looked sadly at her friend. "I… let's keep playing, okay? I'll decide later."
"Okay!" said Rin, "Rin wants to start!"
"Sure, Rin," said Miroku.
"Yippee! Sesshoumaru-sama, truth or dare?"
Sesshoumaru looked surprised that Rin had asked him. "Dare."
"Get Rin brothers and sisters," Rin said imperiously, tiny hands on hips. Kagome paled, ducking back into her sleeping bag, and Sango took out her boomerang. Miroku smiled at Rin, who was still watching her lord. Inuyasha yawned, bored now that the threat of Sesshoumaru taking Kagome away was gone.
"How am I going to do that?" asked Sesshoumaru.
Rin whispered something into her lord's pointed ear, and a slight flush spread cross his cheeks.
"WHAT!" yelled Inuyasha, his hearing picking up with the little girl had said.
"What?" asked Kagome, sticking her head out and looking at Inuyasha.
Sesshoumaru stood up slowly, approaching Kagome, who tried to scramble away, but only succeeded in squishing Kirara as she fell back.
"Mrrrreeew…" said Kirara, who was now flat as a pancake. Kagome didn't hear the little kitty, and continued to lie on her.
"Why don't you say you'll adopt some kids, hm?" suggested Kagome, smiling hopefully as Sesshoumaru continued to walk toward her. He stopped abruptly.
"Okay," he said, blinking, "that is an acceptable idea, miko."
"HEY!" yelled Kagome, sitting up. Kirara dragged herself away from the scary teen and rubbed her now 2D head against Sango, who thought she was a dangerous demon and whacked her with the boomerang.
"I have a name, you know!" Kagome screeched at Sesshoumaru, who backed away, holding his hands out.
"Wench! Shut up!" shouted Inuyasha, adding to the commotion. Rin hid behind Sesshoumaru, scared by Inuyasha. Sesshoumaru took another step back and landed on Rin's foot. She promptly began to scream, clutching her injured foot.
"Rin!" exclaimed Sesshoumaru, turning around and crouching down, "Are you alright?"
"NO!" shrieked Rin. She let go of her foot and slapped Sesshoumaru as hard as she could, leaving a little red hand mark on his face.
"HENTAI!" yelled Sango, slapping Miroku as he pulled his hand away from her butt. Sesshoumaru looked at Miroku and walked dejectedly over to him.
"She slapped me," he muttered to the monk.
"Join the club," said Miroku.
"WAHHHHH!" Rin continued to wail.
"SHUT UP!" screamed the most unlikely person/demon possible: Kirara.