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"Oh shit! Come on Hermione wake up! Fuck! We haven't even had our first class yet and I'm going to get expelled. Damn it Granger! Wake-up! What would get her up...Hermione...you're going to be late for class!" I opened my eyes and sat up quickly but the room swam before me, I laid back down and found I was on the couch.

Groggily I started putting things together, "Who the fuck threw a book at my head?" A face appeared above my head and I blinked it into focus. "Malfoy! What the hell? Were you just calling me Hermione? Why the hell did you throw a goddamn fucking book at my head you piece of shit son of bitch?" Malfoy looked startled for a moment then laughed.

"My God Granger is your father a sailor because you sure do swear like one. And yes I did throw the book, but I was aiming for your door, not you. You just happened to open the door while the book was in midflight. Why the hell did you open the door? Especially dressed like that?"

'Dressed like what?' I thought to myself, I looked down at myself to find my body covered in a soft blanket from the couch. 'Oh shit! The black lace underwear!' "Nice undergarments, where did someone like you get them?"

I glared up at him, "Someone like me? What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

"Well before I would have said that you are too much of a Ms. Goody-too Shoes to wear anything like that but then again I would never expect her to have such a smart ass mouth on her either so maybe I underestimated you."

Malfoy, praising me? What the hell is going on here? "Okay listen, I'm not a morning person and I really I'm not like this most of the time, you just bring out the worst in me. I'm just a real bitch in the morning so why don't we just leave it at that." I sat up and the blanket fell forward revealing my cleavage and the flat line of my belly. Malfoy looked down at me and swallowed, his adam's apple bobbing up and down. "Shit! Damn! Cover yourself!"

He's affected huh? I stood up slowly and the blanket fell to the floor around my ankles. Malfoy who had been squatting beside me looked up at me from the floor. I turned toward my room again giving Malfoy a full view of my ass in the boy shorts which I knew made my ass look great. I thanked my parents silently for the membership to that new gym by my house as I made my way across the common room. I heard heavy footsteps follow behind me and I quickened my pace wanting to reach my room before he reached me.

I was three feet from my door when he caught my arm. He jerked me around to look at him. There was something in his eyes that scared me and I took a step back. He stepped toward me again and I backed away until he had me backed up against the wall. 'OH SHIT! This is bad! Very bad!' He brought his hands up to lay them on my shoulders. I squirmed trying to break free of his grip but he tightened his hands on my shoulders, "So who would have know that perfect, virtuous little Granger is a tease? Just thought you should know Granger, I don't like to be teased and in the end I get what I want."

He grabbed me and pulled me roughly up against him and arched his hips a little pressing his growing erection almost painfully into my hip. "I don't know if I can freeze hell but if you want I can make a pig fly." He put me back down and walked to his room leaving me leaning against the doorway to my room. 'WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?'