I'm finally in 8th grade! Yes! Yes! Yes! I took some of the suggestions… like ShadowIsCool, The Kitsune Warrior and Gahlik-I keep calling you Gahlik even though you changed… huh…
Whatever! One of my friends e-mailed me, asking me if Kai can hurt Sonic in any way… so… additional pain for Sonic! Yay!
ShadowIsCool- Rated 'T' can have those things in it? I mean… just the… talk… not writing about it or anything… (I already read some of his stories
"Oh. My. God. Never… ever get Rouge to drink before an interview… she's like… a sexophile…" Knuckles said.
Kai looked at him… and then at the little girl sitting in front of her.
"You're the one that got her started on it… if you didn't do that… don't you think that she wouldn't talk about it?" Kai asked him.
"Umm…" Cream mumbled.
"What the hell are you talking about?" Knuckles asked angrily.
Knuckles attempted to punch Kai but she backed away in time… causing him to fall down on her.
"Well, since you two are busy… I'll interview her!"
Kai pushed Knuckles off to find Sonic on her chair.
"Grr…. Sonic…"
"What?"
Kai kicked him off of the chair and he landed outside of the room.
"Okay, Cream… I know that it was a bit… long… but please start…" Kai said.
Cream's normal day…Cream opened her eyes to find that she was in the park. She sat up to find Sonic the blue retard next to her. He had a smile that creeped her out.
"Okay, look Cream, your mom told me to-"
Cream got up and tried to run from him. He picked her up and Cream struggled to break free. She then remembered something that Rouge taught her… for self-defense.
She looked angry and kicked him in… the groin area. He yelled loudly and dropped her. Cream landed on her toes. She woke up her sleeping chao and ran away from the blue pervert.
She kept running and running.
"Cheese… what should… we do?" Cream asked, gasping for breath.
The two stopped.
"Chow, chow!" Cheese said, pointing to someone.
Cream directed her head over to Cheese's finger. Charmy was holding nine boxes of pizza and was climbing up the stairs to get to the front door for… the Team Chaotix Agency!
Cream and Cheese ran after Charmy. Sonic was still following them, got hit by 3 cars, and almost died. (why didn't he?)
"Watch it, jerk!" someone yelled as he crossed the street.
"ASSHOLE!" another person yelled.
Cream suddenly slammed the door into Sonic's face. Cheese locked it and started flying up… when they got up, Cream started gasping for breath. She witnessed Charmy getting hit on the head by the door. She ran up to Charmy. He suddenly awoke when he heard the word 'food'.
Charmy turned around to find Cream.
"Cream, what are you doing here?" he asked.
"I… need detectives…" she said, still trying to catch her breath.
Charmy gasped. "My friend's a detective… I'll call him!" Charmy said.
Charmy grabbed her cell phone and dialed someone… suddenly, his cell started ringing. He answered it.
"Hello?"
"Who is this?"
"This is Charmy…"
"I'm Charmy!"
Cream rolled her eyes to Charmy's stupidity. She grabbed her cell phone back and started calling Espio. She was surprised when Espio actually picked up.
"-hic- This is Team –hic- Dark… Rouge speak-hic-ing…" he said in a drunk way.
Vector grabbed the phone. "Team Chaoti-hic-x Agenc-hic-y… Vec-hic-tor speaking…" he said.
"OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!" Cream yelled through the phone.
Vector walked over to the door and opened it. Cream pulled Charmy inside… who was still talking to himself on the phone.
"So –hic- …what's wrong… -hic- Tails?" Vector asked in a drunk way…
"I'm NOT Tails! Do I look like Tails?" Cream asked angrily.
"What-hic-ever… whaddya need us for?" Vector asked.
"I have some creepy, blue, pedophile stalker!" Cream said.
"-hic- Okay, mister… we'll –hic- help you out…" Espio said.
"MISTER?" Cream asked angrily.
"Sorry –hic- ma'am…" Vector said.
"Whatever… I need you guys to hunt him down and kick his ass…"
"Aren't you –hic- too young to curse?" Espio asked.
"Aren't you –fake hiccup- too young to drink?" Cream asked. She glared at them all with an evil stare. She eyed them, one to one.
"Point taken… -hic- don't worry, we'll bring –hic- his blue ass down!" Vector said.
"So, what do I do?" Cream asked.
"You know… just hang around… make sure you don't bump into Sonic… he's our suspect!" Charmy said.
Cream shrugged.
She walked out of the agency and found that stupid, fat, purple, cat.
"Hello, Mr. Big… I have a job for you…" Cream said with an evil smile.
Later…
"And that'll come to $200… will that be cash or credit?" he asked stupidly.
Cream laughed evilly. (hard to see her like that…)
After that evilness, she pranced around town… and filmed every single second of Sonic's horror…
"Big! Shut up and get the fuck away from me!" Sonic said.
"But… I'm just asking…." Big said.
"Ask some other fucking bastard!" Sonic said.
Big looked hurt. Sonic sighed. Big followed him around everywhere… and when Sonic started running, Big would always grab onto his tail. (And it's not very pretty if you pull a pet's tail… that's like pulling a boy's-)
Sonic got tired of running and tried hiding instead… but Big's fatass knew where he was.
Cream filmed the whole thing, laughing crazily.
Later, she watched as Team Chaotix messed with Sonic.
Right now…
"Hah! That's hilarious!" Kai said, screeching in laughter.
"Whatever…" Knuckles said.
"Shut up, Knuckles!" Kai said.
She stood up, ready to fight. Knuckles looked angry and wanted to fight too.
Sonic smiled. Knuckles stepped up to fight Kai and Sonic purposely tripped him. He suddenly fell on Kai (again) Then, Sonic did something that Kai and Knuckles would hate him for. Sonic 'tripped' and accidentally pushed Knuckles into Kai. It ended up into a very… awkward kiss.
Sonic started cracking up. Knuckles and Kai stood up. They looked at Sonic with a harsh glare. Sonic swallowed a hard lump in his throat. Cream closed her eyes and heard:
"OH SHIT! NOOO! DON'T HURT ME THERE! OUCH!"
Seriously had writer's block here… so it kinda sucked… but… she talked to Big… right? Mwuhahahaha! Big is stupid! Umm… Omega is next.