Evil: whew. We're coming to the end of this, just one more chapter to go. The last chapter wasn't as amusing, so I suppose I'd better do my best to make this one funny.
Inuyasha: yeah, wench, you'd better.
Evil: hey. Shut up or I'll delete you.
Kagome: don't you, er, think that's a little harsh?
Evil: oh, so now you're sticking up for him? Is that because I gave you two a little make-out scene? Huh? Huh?
Kagome: … (sad, depressed look)
Evil: well, that can be fixed.
Sesshoumaru: haha.
Evil: hey! What are you doing here? I got rid of you! Go on, get! Shoo!
Sesshoumaru: only too glad to be going.
Evil: what's that supposed to mean?
Sesshoumaru: nothing.
Evil: grr… this is seriously going to start giving me grey hairs.
Kagome: and that's not a good thing when you're only thirteen.
Evil: no, it's not. Also because with grey hair I'd look like that muttface over there.
Inuyasha: HEY!
Evil: what? (sweet smile)
Kagome: oh, no. let's get on with the story before this gets bloody.
Kagome opened her eyes to be welcomed back into the world by a nice view of…something. She poked whatever it was and found it solid, which wasn't surprising, judging by the weight of it. It was red and warm, and part of it fluttered when she breathed.
After a moment of staring, she figured out what it was.
"Inuyasha," she grumbled, pushing his arm off her face and rubbing her squished nose.
"Mm…" he murmured, then returned to snoring loudly.
Kagome sat up and yawned widely. A stretching arm reached up into the air from across the clearing, then fell down with a thump.
"OW!" yelled Sango as Miroku's arm landed on her. "Pervert!"
SLAP
"AYA!" shouted Miroku, scooting away from her. "What was that for?"
"Your arm was on my chest!" Sango reached for her boomerang.
"Guys, guys," said Kagome, raising her hands in a gesture of peace. "Calm down. Sango, he was just stretching. Miroku, she didn't know what she was doing."
"HE WAS NOT STRETCHING!"
"I was too stretching."
"WAS NOT!"
"Was too."
"WAS NOT!"
"Be qui—" Kagome was cut off by an indignant Miroku.
"Was too."
"WAS NOT!"
"Shut—" she was interrupted again.
"Was too."
"WAS NOT!"
"SHUT UP!" Inuyasha screamed, raising his head. Everyone stared at him. He yawned and his head fell back and his snoring resumed.
Sango blinked. "Was not," she hissed to Miroku. Miroku wrinkled his nose.
"Yeah, well I didn't grab my hand during the night."
Sango turned bright pink and said nothing. Kagome hid her grin.
"You grabbed his hand?" she leaned over and whispered in Sango's ear.
Sango flushed deeper and she nodded meekly.
"Oh my God!" Kagome exclaimed excitedly. "You like him! Oh my God!"
"Sh!" Sango grabbed Kagome's shoulders. "Calm down! Be quiet!"
Kagome continued to giggle.
"Do you want to continue the game?" asked Miroku.
"Sure," said Kagome.
Sango looked from one to the other. "Do I really have a choice?"
"Nope!" Kagome smiled brightly and poked Inuyasha, who grunted. "Oh, wake up. We're playing the game again."
"Huh?" Inuyasha sat up, rubbing his eyes blearily. "What game?"
"Truth or dare?" Kagome looked at him as though it was blatantly obvious. Which for one of Inuyasha's IQ, it wasn't.
"Oh, yeah, right. Sure." He yawned, stretching.
"Oohoohooh! Can I play, can I play?" Shippou sat bolt upright and was watching them all avidly. Kirara mewed.
"Of course, Shippou," said Kagome, petting the kitsune on the head.
"Can I start?" asked Sango.
"Sure," Kagome nodded.
"Miroku," Sango began. Kagome nearly rolled her eyes. Why did she always have to pick him? "Truth or dare?"
"Truth," said Miroku. Sango frowned.
"Um," she looked at the ground, trying to think of something. she had been hoping he'd pick dare because… well, I think maybe it would be better if you used your imaginations for that… "Why do you act so perverted?"
"Because I need an heir to continue my quest to kill Naraku," said Miroku simply, then added, "oh, and also because women's backsides feel nice."
"Ew!" Sango shifted away from him.
"Why didn't you kill Naraku while you had the chance, then?" asked Inuyasha.
Miroku blinked several times. "I didn't think of it! Ugh! It never occurred to me! Argh!"
He thumped himself on the head with Sango's boomerang. She quickly snatched it back, but Miroku had a good grip on it. He yanked it forward with a sly grin, and Sango, who was clutching at it, fell into his lap.
She hastily scrambled backwards away from him, abandoning her boomerang, and brushed herself off.
Kagome looked at Inuyasha and giggled.
"What's so funny?" Inuyasha asked.
"Them," she said. "They're so cute! Don't you think?"
"No."
"Oh."
Kagome coughed daintily. Miroku looked up from trying to get his hand past Sango's formidable defenses to her rear. Sango smacked him.
"Shall we start the game up again?" Kagome asked timidly.
"Okay," said Sango, glaring daggers at Miroku, quite literally as she threw a small dagger at his hand. He moved and the dagger flew harmlessly past, narrowly missing Shippou's bushy tail.
"It's my turn," said Miroku. "Shippou, truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Okay… do you have a girl-friend?"
"Yes," said Shippou quietly, blushing.
"What's her name?" asked Kagome eagerly.
"What's she look like?" asked Sango.
"Is she hot?" asked Miroku.
SMACK
"Ow…"
"She's a little kid," Sango screeched. "SICKO!"
Miroku rubbed his cheek.
Shippou looked overwhelmed by this barrage of questions and paled. He turned around and ran away, hiding behind a nearby tree.
Inuyasha chuckled. "Such a wimp."
"Inuyasha!" Kagome turned on him, outraged at having her precious Shippou insulted. "How dare you say something like that? Sit!"
WHAM
"Urgh…"
Kagome smiled smugly.
"Well," said Sango, "Since it's technically Shippou's turn, but he's not here, can I go instead?"
"Okay," said Kagome.
"Miroku," she said evilly, "Truth or dare?"
"Dare," said Miroku.
Sango almost cackled. "I dare you to grope Inuyasha."
"WHAT! NO!" yelled Inuyasha, plunking his bottom down into the crater he'd made just a few moments ago.
Miroku looked at the hanyou with a mixture of fear and regret in his eyes. he stretched out a hand and…
"ARGH! I'VE BEEN VIOLATED!" Inuyasha sprang up and sprinted around in circles. Shippou, who was still behind the tree, snickered.
"And he calls me chicken," he muttered.
Evil: okay, there, I updated.
Kagome: yay.
Evil: heehee! I'm so happy you're happy, Kagome! (sarcastic)
Kagome: yeah… (false enthusiasm)
Inuyasha: ew…
Evil: …haha…
Inuyasha: shut up.
Review responses:
Samarai Fish: of course I'm updating! But only one more time…
Fanficluv7Inu: yeah, I'm sorta worried that maybe it was a little too random… but anyway glad you liked it.
Kisane: well, it is in my name…
Kawaiidevil: …I er… missed you… even though I talked to you just a little while ago… and lent you my manga! You'd better bring it back!
C.A.M.E.O.1 and Only: yep, I'd have to agree with that.
Mikomi the Youkai: thank you, thank you.
DevilAngel620: this wasn't very funny either. I think I've lost my knack for funniness… hey! school is awesome! There is nothing wrong with school!