Sora walked up into a room. Then he saw a light! And uhhhhhhhh...Bowser came out!...And Mario came to save the day anddddddddd...
Fan:How desprate can you
get for a storyline?
Author:takes out chainsaw and chops fans
head off
Fan:May the force be with
you!
Author:Shut up. Now back to the story.
Sora looked as Mario started beating the crap out of Bowser.
Mario:Eat this
Fatso!
Bowser:Fatso?...sobs like crap
Mario:Im sorry I didnt
mean it.
Bowser:Really?
Mario:YOU BET I DID!
Bowser:Runs through the wall while crying
Sora:Who are
you?
Mario:Its'a me Mario!
Sora:Well...Why are you here video
game charecter which sucks more than me?
Mario:Axel Summoned
me!
Sora:So I have to fight you right?
Mario:Well...Umm...He
wanted me to bring him a sheet of computer language so he could talk
like it. So here I am!
Sora:Good enough for me!
Mario:What are
you here for?
Sora:Im gonna kill that robot on top of the castle.
Mario:Cool can I
help?
Sora:Wait...Are you a oompa loompa?
Mario:...HOWD YOU
KNOW?
Sora:I have my reasons.
Mario:Ah well. Scince you
found out my name im gonna run now...runs out of castle
Sora:Whats
up with these oompa loompas?
Oompa Loompa:Dont ask me im just a
oompa-
Sora:Chops Oompa Loompas Head off
So Sora went up the next set of stairs and found...another staircase on the other end of the room!
Sora:Ok...Well I guess ill go up the stairs.
Fan:Dont the authors up there working with the rob
Sora:Hes gonna stop typing what you say if you say that.
Fan:
Sora:See?
Fan:
Sora:Oh
wait...Forget it.
So Sora ventured up the final set of stairs to the roof where he found the author and the robot.
Author:So you have found
my hiding place!
Sora:Actually the glowing gave it away.
Author:...It did? Man I suck.
Sora:Right on!
Author:Dont
make me stop typing what you say!
Sora:...Ill be good.
Author:Now then you shall battle my robot while I take over the world!
Sora:Yay!
So Sora had to battle the robot. There was thunder cool sound effects and censored stuff like swearing I the author cannot type.
Sora:I whooped the robots
butt!
Author:Yeah I pity anyone who missed it!
Sora:Did you
take over the world yet?
Author:Can I have 10 more
minutes?
Sora:Sure.
So Ten Minutes Later...
Author: IT IS COMPLETE!
Sora:What is?
Author:You're downfall!
Sora:Why?
Author:because
of the power I have?
Sora:How come?
Author:My experiment made
it happen!
Sora:How?
Author:Well it...umm...STOP STALLING! I
SHALL NOW TAKE OVER NOT THE
WEBSITE THIS STORYS BEING POSTED ON!
Author:Bow to the oompa
loompa!
Sora:I killed 2 of them.
Author:Well...sigh There went my army.
Sora:Dont feel bad. NOW IM GONNA WHOOP YO
Author:I told you id stop typing.
Sora:Wanna
fight?
Author:No! I shall take over the world now. HEY LOOK! A
MONKEY!
Sora:OHHHHH! A MONKEY!
Pets the monkey Now what?
Author:HAHAHA! I took over the world
while you were petting that monkey!
Sora:OH NOES!
Author:Now
ummm to get to me you'll have to go through the land of mario sonic
and megaman.
Sora:Cool.
Author:Im gonna take a taxi.
Sora:Can I come
too?
Author:Sure-I mean-NO! drives off
Sora:Well crap.
TO BE CONTINUED!
