Drabble 4: What Is It With Men?
Feedback: Any and all constructive criticism would be lovely, whether e-mailed or left in a review.
Disclaimer: Disney owns nearly everything I've ever obsessed over. This is no exception.
Challenge: Write a Newsies crossover.
Fandom Crossed Over: RENT. And since I mention no character names and refer to a pretty specific incident, you'll probably have to actually have real knowledge of the script of RENT to get this. But, oh well, I enjoyed writing it.
Pairing: Jack/David

What Is It With Men?

By Angel of Harmony/Harmony/Jen

"We're lost."

"We are not lost."

"We are definitely lost."

"Shut up, Dave."

"Jack, we're obviously lost. Why can't we just ask her for freaking directions?"

"First of all, we're not lost. And second of all, that 'she' is a 'he'."

"So?"

"So, I'm not asking for directions from a drag queen! That's just... weird."

"Jack, what are you talking about? You sleep with boys. How is a drag queen weird?"

"Well, I've never even seen one before."

"You're ridiculous."

"I am not! And you are not gonna-"

"Excuse me, but could you possibly help us find the Circle Line?"