REVIEW RESPONSE

PurpleCobra247: I'm glad you're giving this a try. I agree that Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries isn't to everyone's tastes. I do hope you enjoy this though, I'll do my best to make it enjoyable.

Nightw2: Glad you like it so far. I'll try and keep up my usual standard.

Rock Raider: To answer your question about Penelope, this takes place a while before FoxFang. In my little storyline, Sylvester and Penelope started dating after Tweety and Aaooga's engagement and in this story, the two canaries have only been dating for a month. She may appear as a quick Cameo, I don't know yet.

acosta pérez josé ramiro: Glad you liked that Scooby Cameo. I just couldn't resist putting that in. Glad you like the humor. There's plenty more coming.

The DIY store

The DIY store that Patrick had referred to was named BIY. It stood for 'Build It Yourself'. The store was more of a superstore. It was a huge building seemingly in the middle of nowhere. However, it was the only DIY store around the area and there were other towns nearby, so lots of people came to the store. The business logo was a red circle with the BIY letters. The letters however were designed like wood pannels. Outside the front door was a stand with garden ornaments. The ornaments included statues of buddahs, nuns, Coolcat and trees. The front doors were automatic doors with a red outline. There was a bunch of assorted trolleys near the door. The building was mostly painted white and had a very large car park. It was quiite a busy that day, with only limited car parking spaced. Luckily Granny was able to find one, but it was at the end furthest away from the main entrance.

"Well guys, here we are." Granny said. She picked up Tweety and Aaooga's birdcaage and began walking to the door. Sylvester and Hector jumped out abd began following them. Sylvester reached them first and screeched to a halt right behind the birdcage. He began to reach for the door but before he could do anything, Hector ran straight into him and the two of them were caught rolling towards the door. They kept on rolling, somehow avoiding all the parked cars, and eventually collided into the wall right next to the door. Granny just kep on walking to catch up. It was a 5 minute walk to the store but they eventually made it. Sylvester and Hector were leaning against the wall tangled together. They were completely motionless from what had just happened. When Granny walked y, they just looked up and tried to move but couldn't.

"Looks like Puddy's a bit tied up at the moment." Tweety remarked. Aaooga giggled lightly and then smiled at Tweety. Granny turned and saw Sylvester and Hector tangled together against the wall..

"Come on you two, this is no time to mess around." Granny snapped. The two of them groaned and tried to move. They were able to move slowly but were still tangled. When they reached Granny, she grabbed Sylvester by the tail and pulled sharply. The force untagled them but they were still very dizzy from their trip. They couldn't walk in a straight line. Granny sghed to herself before eturning to enter the store. Before she did, she noticed that Dogs were not allowed inside. She turned to Hector.

"Sorry Hector, you'll have to wait in the car." With a sulk, Hector made the long walk back to the car. Sylvester was able to smirk at Hector's misfortune but it filled Aaooga's mind with fear. In a way, it mean that half of her protection from Sylvester was gone. She still had Tweety but was still worried. Tweety noticed that she was worried and out an arm around heer to comfort her. This immediately brought a smile to her face.

After watching Hector walk back to the car, Granny walked in to the store with Sylvester, Tweety and Aaooga .The store was truly massive. They could see at least 50 isles, each isle stocked a different selection of tools and other DIY items. Immediately to the right of the main entrance were the checkouts. There were 5 check outs, each with a bit of a queue. To the far right was another set of doors which led to a garden area. The garden section sold many plants, ornaments, fences and gardening tools. To the far left was a customer service desk. This was where Grnnny went first. Sylvester followed them intently, constantly eyeing the birdcage. Granny was aware of this so when she reached the service desk, she placed to birdcage on top of it so Sylvester couldn't reach. This made Sylvester moan in annoyance. It wasn't long until Granny was noticed by an employee coming from the back room. The enployee was a middle aged man with brown hair and a serious spot problem. His face was covered in spots, a sight which made Aaooga feel a little queasy. He was wearing the BIY work uniform, a red shirt with the BIY logo. He was wearing a name tag with the name 'Robert Edwards'.

"May I help you?" Robert asked.

"I'm here investigating a mystery." Granny replied.

"What mystery?"

"A bag of counterfit money appeared in a nearby town."

"Oh yes, I heard of that. What brings you here?"

"Well, the paint on the notes was still slightly wet and this is the only place where you can buy paint."

"Oh, I see."

"Anyway, do you have any ideas about this?

"Well…uh…now that you mention it, a certain style of green paint has become popular all oof a sudden."

"Which style?"

"It was…uh…grass green."

"And can you tell me anything about who's been buying it?"

"Well, it…uh…hasn't been a consistant person."

"I see."

"Look, I…uh…have stuff to do around the store. Can you…uh…talk to someone else?" Robert began walking off.

"Hey, I haven't finished asking questions yet!" Granny walked after Robert, leaving the birdcage on the desk.

During the conversation, Sylvester had been constantly watching the birdcage from the ground, waiting for any kind of opportunity. When Granny had gone, Sylvester took on a stealthy stance and began creeping around to the other side of the desk, loooking for a way to climb up. While he was creeping around the back, Tweety and Aaooga were engaged in a little conversation.

"I have bad feeling about that guy." Aaooga said.

"Why?" Tweety asked.

"Firstly because of his hesitation, and secindly because I saw green paint on his finger."

"Hmm, maybe there's something around that we should see."

"Well, Granny not going to get anywhere with her tactic."

"Come on, let's have a look around." Tweety pushed the door of the cage open and the two flew off towards the back room, just as Sylvester had finally climbed onto the desk. He saw the two canaries fly off and showed a look of disgust..

"Great, that is just typical." Sylvester moaned. He jumped down from the desk and followed them. The back room was very cluttered. There were boxes everywhere, with only a small gap in between them to walk through. There were a few shelves in the room. They were stacked with items that were either damaged or empty packages from which items had been stolen. The shelves also stacked a few electrical items like fans. There was a desk at the far end. The desk had a single chair and it was cluttered with bits of paper work. There was a filing cabinet with four draws next to it. The boxes contained a variety of goods that hadn't been stacked. One of the boxes at the far end was stocked with paint tins. The first place Tweety and Aaooga went was one of the shelves. Sylvester was creeping up on them as quietly as he could. The shelf they were on was covered in empty screw packets. There was a small hole in the wall and another hole below it and to the right.

"Hmm, it's a bit dark in there. Let's not go in." Tweety said. He was unaware that Sylvester was piling up tins and boxes to make a pillar for him to climb up. When he started to climb up, his claws scrapped against the tine, which alerted Tweety and Aaooga that he was coming.

"Uh oh." Aaooga muttered.

"In here." Tweety pulled Aaooga into the hole and they both waited. Sylvester peered into the hole but the canaries were out of arms reach.

"Groan, now what?" Sylvester moaned. He had a quick look around and saw an old straw on top of the shelf above him. He grabbed it and peered into the hole.

"Ok you two, I'm giving you to the count of three to come out or I'll suck you out!" Sylvester's order was met with no response. He counted to three but there was still response.

"Ok, you had this coming to you." Sylvester pushed the straw into the hole andfelt a prod in his tail. He had a look and saw a straw poking out of the other hole pressing against his tail. When he pulled on his straw, the other straw moved. He pulled his straw out and the other straw disappeared. After looking at his straw for a moment, he jumped down from his little pillar and dipped it into an open tin of blue paint. He then climbed back up the pillar and out the panted end of the straw into the hole. As before, another straw came out of the other hole and poked it's tail, only that it was painted green.

"HA!" Sylvester sucked as he could, only to be sucked up through the other stra and out the end he was sucking. This caused the pillar he had made to collapse under the force of his body landing back on it. After he had hit the floor, the straw he was sucking through fell out and onto his lap. He picked up and looked at the painted end, it was green. He threw the straw away in anger. He didn't notice Tweety and Aaooga climb out of their hiding spot. Tweety and Aaooga flew over to one of the boxes. Sylvester saw them fly away and followed them. The box Tweety and Aaooga were in was full of paint tins. They were all the same colour: grass green.

"Wow, this shop needs a lot of grass green." Tweety remarked.

"The're all marked 'dispatch', why?" Aaooga asked.

"Obviously, this will be sent somewhere else."

"But where to?"

"Are you suggestig that this paint is used in the counterfit operation?"

"It's possible. It'ns an awful lotof paint to be going to one place." Sylvester had reached the box and reached his paw inside, trying to feel either Tweety or Aaooga. It was Aaooga who noticed the paw first. She immediately grabbed hold of Tweety in a state of semi-panic.

"Not again." Tweety muttered.

"What do we do now?" Aaooga asked. Tweety began looking around and saw a small mouse statue hidden behind one of the tins. It was golden coloured with red and green stripes. While he saw this, he felt a paw feeling over his head. He looked up and saw Sylvester's paw lunging back like a viper and ready to strike. Quickly thinking, he pushed Aaooga away, ran to the statue and threw it to where Sylvester's paw was about to strike. Sylvester unknowingly grabbed the statue. Tweety quickly ran over to Aaooga to check if she was ok. While he was doing this, Sylvester was holding the statue in his paw. He wasn't looking at it as he assumed he was holding the canaries. He quickly opened his mouth and threw the statue inside, without realising what he had swallowed. Content with himself, he walked away, leaving Tweety and Aaooga huddled together.

"Whew, that was close." Tweety remarked. Aaooga quickly turned to face him and gave him a kiss on the cheek.

"Tweety, thank you again." Aaooga said.

"Don't worry about it. I'd never let anything happen to you."

"But what did Sylvester swallow?"

"Some kind of statue." Aaooga smirked.

"Boy is he going to have a belly ache."

"He sure will, anyway, we'd better get back to Granny."

"Yeah, she'll be getting a little worried." Tweety quickly gave Aaooga a kiss on her cheek. Aaooga gigggled at this. They both flew away from the box and headed back to the birdcage. When they got there, they saw Sylvester looking smug with himself. He was sitting on the floor below the birdcage. Tweety and Aaooga quietly went back to the cage and crept inside. Sylvester was completely oblivious to their presence. A few minutes went by and Granny came back. She went over to the birdcage and smiled. Sylvester lurched his back in preperation for the beating he thought he was going to receive.

"I'm so glad you two are safe." Granny said to Tweety and Aaooga. Sylvester looked up with a look of puzzlement. Granny picked up the cage and began walking out of the store. Sylvester stood up and followed them. They eventually returned to the car, where Hector was fast asleep. Granny put the birdcage on the front passenger seat while Sylvester climbed into the back.

"Hmm, I didn't gt much from there. Perhaps they may be something back in the village." Granny said to herself as she climbed into the drivers seat. As they drove back to the village, Sylvester began to feel sick. He was sitting full back in the chair and clutching his stomach. His face was also a little off colour. Granny was completely oblivious to Sylvester's condition.

A/N: Well, here's chapter 2. Hope you liked it. Please leave a review.