Bey: Hi, some people didn't get the joke, so, in the jail house, their was supposed to be this one sister (nun) that would come visit the people in jail. She would be left alone with the men and she would make love. But she never took of her robes, or the part that covers her face. After they were done making love, the guys in jail would ask her name, and she would reply in a manly voice, "Sister Bruce." I guess that the joke isn't as well know as I thought. Sorry. .
Now, on to the reviewers
CyborgRockStar- I take it you like confetti..U Should Kai be eating it? o.O
IrishPotatoes-Yep, heres the sequal.
VGMaster04-Thanks. .
Darkphoenix07- Thanks read this (Points to paragraph above)
Chapter 2- Here We Go Again
"I want that! And That! And That!" Kai said, as he pointed to different candies. He was wearing a smaller version of his G Revolution suit.
"Kai, I'm not made of money." Chris said
"Who said you were paying for it?" Kai asked
"I keep forgeting you're really a teenager." Chris said, smiling sheepishly.
"I keep forgetting you're really stupid." Kai said
"That was uncalled for!" Chris said, "Lets see your little butt walk home!" He turns to leave.
"You wouldn't leave your little brother, would you?" Kai asked, with big Chibi eyes.
"Don't fall for it. Don't fall for it!" Chris said, "Fine, hurry."
"Yay!" Kai shouted and ran collecting more candies.
"Dude, when he's little he has you wrapped fo far around his finger." Max said
"I know, but kids do that to me." Chris said, "I can't help it."
"Don't worry, I'm sure it won't be that bad having a kid around." Max said
"Then you can take care of him." Chris said
"What? Me? Nooo." Max said, waving his hand, "Besides, Kiddy Kai looks up to you."
"He has no choice, he's half my size!" Chris said
"Thats not what I ment." Max said
"Kai, lets go." Chris said, "You have enough candy to feed an army of Maxes"
"You're not funny." Max said
"Kai thinks I am." Chris said, and points to Kai, who is on the floor rolling with laughter.
"Army...of...Maxes." Kai said, between laughs. "Thats scary."
"Hmph!" Max grunted
"Oh, come on, Max, lets get back to the dojo." Chris said
"But, you were picking on me." Max said, and did Big Chibi eyes. "Can I get some candy?"
"Huh, no." Chris said, and walked out the door.
"Why does it work for you?" Max
asked
"Because I'm a kid, you're not." Kai said
"Whatever." Max said, and followed them out of the candy store.
"Hey, Max," Tyson said, "I
thought yo would be the one to come out with all the candy, not
Kai."
"Kai, come here." Chris shouted, from the store next
to the candy store. Kai went over to him, Chris said something, and
Kai grinned, and they went into the store. They came out a minute
later with nothing in their hands. Max and Tyson wondered what they
were doing. When they got back to the car Chris climbed into the
drivers seat, and Kai in the back with Tyson. Max was in the front
passenger seat.
"What did you get?" Max asked
"They didn't have anything
interesting." Chris said, and drove off to the dojo.
"My tummy
hurts." Kai said, and held his little tummy. Poot!
"Kai!" Tyson said, "Not back here!" Poot!
"Sorry." Kai said, Poot!, "I can't help it! If I keep it in, I'll explode." Poot!
"I told you you got to much candy." Chris said, Poot!, "Now, Kai the car isn't very big, if you keep that up I'm going to have to roll down the windows. Poot! IF you looked real hard you could see a smirk on Chris' and Kai's faces.
"Tyson, help! I can't stop!" Kai said, Poot!
"Where here." Chris said, and Max and Tyson ran out of the car, and into the dojo. Chris and Kai gave eachother high fives.
"What did you two do?" Ray asked, as he and Mariah came in.
"And why is Ray a kid again?" Mariah asked
"Nothing, and Boris switched with Tyson and turned Kai into a kid." Chris said
"AAAAAAAHH!" came a scream from inside the dojo. The four of them ran iside to see Hilary holding half a lamp in her hand, and Tyson knocked out of the floor. The other half of the lamp Hilary was holding was on the floor near his head.
Tyson: .
"Hilary!" Max, Kai, Chris, Ray, and Mariah said
"Boris is in the Dojo!" Hilary said
"No, thats Tyson!" Max said, "Boris is somewhere."
"WHAT!" Hilary and Tyson, who suddenly woke up, shouted, "You lost Boris!"
"Lost is such a heavy word." Chris said, "I perfer misplaced."
"Thats the same thing!" Hilary said, "You better go and find him right now! Or so help me..." Hilary didn't have time to finish her sentence, before Chris, Kai, Ray, Mariah, and Max took off.
"Man, she's scary." Chris said, once they were saftly down the block.
"No kidding." Max said, "I think I'm going to have nightmares."
"Chris, I need new pants." Kai said, gesturing to the front of his pants, which were wet "I had an accident."
"Lets go get you some new pants," Chris said, "Without Hilary seeing us."
"Yay!" Kai shouted, "Operaion New Pants!"
"You guys wait here, if we're not out on ten minutes we're dead." Chris said, as he and Kai went back into the death trap, er, I mean Dojo.
"May their souls rest in piece." Ray said
"Go help them." Mariah said
"What? No." Ray
said
"NOW!" Mariah shouted, and Ray was gone.
Chris, Ray and Kai
"You know you didn't have to come." Chris said
"Yeah, I did." Ray said
"Look!" Kai said, "Hilary is in the kitchen."
"Lets be quiet and sneack past." Chris said, ans they slowly made their way over to the kitchen wall, and snuck past Hilary, who was cooking something. The guys made a mad dash for it once they reached the hallway that led to the rooms, and into Kai's.
"Hurry and change,
Kai." Ray said, "So we can hurry up and leave." Kai grabbed a
fresh pair of pants, from the bag they got ealier(They went
shopping.) and walked into the closet to change. He came out in clean
pants, and they opened the door.
"What are you doing?" Hilary
asked, standing on the outside or the door, "You're supposed to be
looking for Boris!" Kai, Ray, And Chris stood there, not moving,
blinking or breathing. "Fine, don't go find Boris! Leave your best
friend in a body about to keel over and die!" Hilary stomped away.
"My heart." Chris gasped.
"I need to change again." Kai said, "In the bathroom."
"You mean Hilary litterelly scared the crap out of you!" Chris said
"Y-yes." Kai said, tears in his eyes, "Sh-she couldn't d-do that when I was a t-teenager."
"Its okay, Kai." Ray said, "We are teenagers, and she still scares us."
"Yeah, it must be your currently excaped inner child that she scares." Chris added, "Now go change so we can go find Boris."
"Okay!" Kai said, and grabbed a pair of boxers, and pants, and ran into the bathroom.
Bey: End Chapter. I'm sorry for the sister Bruce joke. I thought more people heard it. And I want to know, should I change any of the others? If so how. Its the reviwers choice. R and R.
