Disclaimer: We don't own any of the characters from POTC (or I'd have better things to do with Jack than sit here and write fics) but random people who weren't in the film belong to t-d or me, mainly me, in fact they're all mine! No they're not ally's mine! Whatever!
A/n: Roxy stop sleeping on my shoulder, the computer has finally loaded upMew? Oh right. Okay… your shoulder is bony!
I said Roxy not KittyPiff off puffball
See what I have to live with, she has 6 personalitiesAnd none of them like you!
Kitty: but t-d my fri-end confused!
Huh oh well please get into Kit mode it's the only good one for fic writingWhatever
Okay bashes Kitty's head in a vague attempt to make her become KitOw threatens wit dagger
No spiting, crying, ignoring, threatening with random guns or smiling. ITS KIT! Thank you at lastCan we get on with this please?
YupGood and the Nazi Flag is orange!
Not again! Please God! And you do know this A/N has taken up a page.Yes. Not any more though changed format .
Wait that's smiley. NNNNNOOOOO!THE FIC (readers faint with shock (all two of them)
Three months later and we're back at Tortuga…. Because ….you guessed it… they've run out of…. Food (readers: isn't it rum? Roxy: Noy Readers: But you said we guessed it Roxy: fine I'll change it) Rum and because Stacey decided she doesn't like constant sea sickness.
Oh and Jack is in a bar hitting on a Blonde who looks vaguely familiar…
Jack: Haven't I seen you before?
Blonde: Yes Mr. Sparrow.
Kit: Jack stop hitting on her for Gods sake!
Jack: Why Should I?
Kit: Have you even bothered to ask her name?
Jack: I was getting around to it!
Blonde: Dear me Mr. Sparrow! You've forgotten me already!
Kit: you haven't slapped him recently so of course he's forgotten you! He only remembers me enough not to try hitting on me 'cause I thumped him for it last time!
Blonde: Oh! O.K. Mr. Sparrow it's me Jenny Turner! Will's sister!
Jack: S--t! Please don't tell Will! Please!
Jenny (Blonde): I won't tell him Mr. Sparrow. (To Kit) Tell him what exactly.
Kit: Nothing, just ignore the rambling drunkard.
Jenny: Oh O.K.
10 minutes later in a different tavern…
Ally: Hey Kit! Who's the Bimbo? Not another one of jacks err… ladies of ill repute, is she?
Kit: This is Jenny Turner.
Ally: TURNER! As in Will Turner as in Jack and Will? (Kit Nods) Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-ugar. Sorry about that luv how bout some rum?
Jenny: Kit, what is rum?
Ally: What the f--k she dunno what rum is!
Kit: Well now's the opportune moment to show 'er then ain't it!
10 minutes later…
(Jenny: throwing up)
Ally: Possibly not the best bar to show 'er what rum is 'ay Kit?
Kit: (spits out rum) Never in my life thought I'd do that!
Jack: (Wanders next to them) Can't be that bad! Orders rum
Kit: Don't say we didn't warn you!
Jack: (Spits out rum) Tastes like p--s! That's it I'm off rum for good! Every one but Kit faints
Kit: Took you long enough and I'll believe you've given up rum when I see it!
Jenny: (Wakes up) Hey!
Kit: What?
Jenny: Ally called me a bimbo!
Kit: That was 10 minutes ago!
Jenny: Oh
Kit: Gawd and I thought that Jack was slow on the uptake!
Jack: Any one have any rum?
Ally: (Wakes up) How long was that Kit?
Kit: 2 and a ½ minutes.
Jack: YOU TIMED ME!
Kit: That's worse than last time he withstood 4 minutes then!
Jack: Lets head back to the ship!
Kit: Should we take Blondie?
Jack: No
Kit: She's Blonde and slightly drunk and we are in Tortuga...
Jack: Bring her then!
Later out at sea…
Ally: Captain I've found a stowaway!
A/N: for some odd reason there is an extra page that contains NO fic what so ever.Oh well it appears to have gone now.