Chapter4: Stowaway (finally, she thought of a name HEY! I had a name for the last one! You called it chapter 3 aannnnd…)
Disclaimer: Err read previous chapters
T-D's Disclaimer: Holds Magnum 40 to Kapu's headKapu: She owns everything (rolls eyeballz) do we have to do this everytime it's ssssooo boring
T-D: Only joking guys – you know the drillKapu: Now remove the gun… good doggy!
A/N: errrrrrrrr… shall we just do the fic as the last A/N: went wrong.
T-D: Yup THE FICLast chapter ended….
Ally: Captain I found a stowaway!
New Chapter…
Ally: Can-I-Kill-It-Can-I-Kill-It?
Kit: Errrrr shove 'im off the plank
Jenny: NO! HE"S CUTE!
Ally and Kit: AND!
Jenny: You can't shove him off the plank! I'll-I'll…Protect him with my life!
Kit: Ok, luv, you can protect him for what, two minutes? Savvy?
The stowaway standing on the end of the planks pipes up nervously.
Stowaway: Err…can you not push me off the plank…and another thing; I'm NOT a he…
Stowaway takes off bandana around head and messy locks of auburn hair tumble around her shoulders.
Ally: OK! Can-I-kill-her-Can-I-kill-her!
Kit: It could just be a boy with long hair!
Stowaway: Ahem, I think not…
Stowaway fiddles with something at the back of her shirt and then a corset slips down around her ankles and the bumps are quite noticeable.
Kit: Definitely not a bloke, then…
Ally: CAN I KILL HER NOW?
Jenny: It's a girl! YOU CAN'T KILL A GIRL! WE"RE ALL GIRLS ANYWAY!
Kit: I can kill a girl. Ally can too…
Ally: KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL!
Kit: Oh for the love of…I've got to go and speak to Jack about this now… crap…
Walks into the cabin to "confer" with the Captain.
Half an hour later.
Stowaway: Can I come off the plank now? Pleeeeeeeeeease?
Ally: BUT I WANTED TO KILL SOMETHING!
Kit: (appears)Tough. She's staying on the ship, so says the Cap'ain.
Ally: (jumps) Meanie…
Jenny: YAY! WE HAVE ANOTHER GIRL!
Stowaway: Is she going to attack me?
Kit: Which one?
Stowaway: The one who said she'd protect me…she's scaring me…a lot…
Jenny: WHAT? I'M NOT SCARY! I LOVE GIRLS!
Stowaway: That's what scares me.
Kit: Jenny, that sounded ambi...ambog…ambiggy…dubious!
Ally: Can I kill Jenny then?
Kit: NO! NO KILLING!
Stowaway: CAN I PLEASE COME OFF THE PLANK NOW!
Kit: Oh yeah, right…
Stowaway comes off the plank.
Kit: Who are you anyway?
Stowaway: Mark- I mean, Anamaria. But Maria for short…
Everyone does double-take.
Kit to Jack: THAT'S ANAMARIA!
Jack (paling): No no no no, that's not her, it's NOT her…
Maria: WHAT!
Kit: Long story, not going into it, Jack doesn't like this particular story anyway.
Maria: Right…so what am I going to do…?
Ally: IT'S AN ANAMARIA! CAN I KILL HER?
Kit: You, below, NOW.
Ally: You can't order me around!
Kit: Wanna see my try?
Draws herself up to full height over Ally, towering over her.
Kit: I'm First Mate, mate.
Ally: Stupid captain-screwing whore…
Kit: Excusez moi?
Ally: Nooooooooooothing…and how come you speak French?
Kit: That was French? I'll take yer word for it…
Both go below deck.
Jack: Okay, my to-do list (muttering to self) More rum…tick…even more rum…tick…extra for nightcaps…tick…clean the decks…can't be bothered…Kit…to-do tonight…
Kit (back on deck): Give me that! (grabs it and reads it) Rum…rum…rum…ME! JACK!
Jack: Oops, wrong list. (tries to take it back but Ally steals list)
Ally: Hey! Why am I on this!
Jack: It's meant to be my, err…to kill list!
Kit: That's understandable…But why am I on the list then? And rum?
(Angry look)
Jack: …err….I gotta go check the bearings, tata! (Runs)
Kit: He is SO dead…