Disclaimer: None of the characters are mine. They belong to Marvel.

This couldn't be the worst day ever!

First Bishop.

Then Parker.

And now Captain America.

The world is out to get me. Why me? Sure I pulled a few pranks in the past, but really I have been good as of late.

Yeah, I know. All the signs were showing that today wasn't my day, but did I listen?

Nooooooo. I just had to finish my work early so Jameson could let me take off early and avoid Parker for the time being.

And then I foolishly decided to finish my shopping from this morning, instead of saving it for another day.

And now here I am.

Being held hostage by a crazed lunatic who is being chased by Cap.

Oh, did I forget to mention that this crazed lunatic happens to be a mutant that flies?

Yes he can fly AND is holding me up several feet in the air. So lets say if he decided to drop me, then it might mean my death. THAT's how high up I am.

I could fight this Manic off if I wasn't being dangled in the air like some type of rag doll. I know all the training I've been through should have prevented this from happening, but hey I was so proud of myself for finishing rather early at work today, that I paid no attention whatsoever when the Manic decided to use me as a hostage.

Now being who I am, I make things more interesting.

How?

By acting like I'm scared out of my wits and adding more boost to the Manic ego.

Meanwhile, Cap already saw who I am and is really trying hard not to laugh. You know acting all serious and telling me to calm down and for the Manic to release his hostage.

Yeah that's really going to work Cap.

The Manic threatens to drop me if they don't let him go.

And I act even more scared.

I really have to take this situation more seriously. But I can't.

Whoa. Wait just a minute.

Are those news crews getting their equipment ready?

Now really, I can't let them broadcast this event. Now can I?

I mean I look terrible.

Oh and the fact certain people I know love watching the news.

So I send a few of my paffs down to fry their equipment. Of course I make sure no one notices. I'm not that reckless.

And when I looked back at Cap, he made a gesture to me to blind the Manic.

Oh, was he out of his mind or was I reading him wrong?

Nope I read the gesture correctly. That would mean the Manic would drop me. Cap is defiantly out of his mind.

Oh well, what do I have to loose (besides my life, of course).

I blind the Manic.

Next thing I know it I'm falling.

But not for very long. Someone just grabbed me.

I know who it is already, but just to make sure I look up to see who my knight in shining armor is.

Damn.

Here I thought I was rid of him for the day. But nope my hero just happens to be Spiderman.

He then swings over to what looks like an abandon building and tells me to wait here.

Yeah, like I'm going wait around for him.

So I look around to make my escape.

No such luck.

There is no access to the roof of this building, well there used to be but not no more. And the fire escapes were also no more. And the building was too high up to jump off and far away from other buildings for me to jump to.

Oh he is smart. Knew that I would try to escape, so he decided to pick out a building he knew there was no way off without his help. What an ass.

Oh well. Might as sit here and wait.

Hmm… wonder if he'll bring Cap with him.

As I sit here waiting, rather patiently I might add, I just remembered what I was doing before the Manic took me hostage and looked around.

"Where are my bags?"