A/N: I'm sorry it took so long to get this chapter up, but fanfic cancelled one of my "Mudblood" stories, so they froze my account for awhile. But I had this chapter finished for you all...like...five days ago, sorry I wasn't able to get it to you!
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Chap. 4 Madam Malkin's Robes For All Occasions
'So, Draco, when are you taking Hermione to Knockturn Alley to shop?' Narcissa asked during breakfast, in the tearoom, the next day.
Draco coughed loudly, choking on his tea.
'Some thing wrong dear?' Narcissa asked.
'We're going to Diagon Alley.' Draco said.
'Oh, well what ever you please.'
'Do they even sell dresses in Knockturn Alley?' Hermione asked.
'If you know where to go.' Narcissa replied, taking a small bite of biscotti.
Hermione nodded, obviously nervous about Narcissa suggesting to shop in the alley that is devoted to the dark arts.
'Hermione are you ready?' Draco asked.
'For what?' She asked.
'Umm, to go shopping?' Draco replied.
'Oh.' Hermione looked down at her plate full of food.
'Draco let your fiancée finish her meal.' Narcissa snapped.
'Oh, I'm finished.' Hermione said to her.
'Well,' Draco said standing up and walking over to his mother, 'we're off.'
Draco kissed his mother's cheek.
'Have a good day, mother, see you later tonight. We'll be back, probably after dinner. Don't let the house go mad without me.' He told her.
'Pish posh, Draco.' Narcissa said shooing him off with a wave, 'The manor will be fine.'
Draco walked to the exit of the room, looking back and waited for Hermione. Hermione lifted her plate and glass and began to walk toward Draco.
'Hermione,' Narcissa began, 'the house elves can take care of those.'
'Yes, with all do respect though Narcissa, I am perfectly capable of taking them myself… once again.' Hermione said leaving the room, with a house elf chasing after her to take her items.
Narcissa sighed and turned to Draco.
'There's something wrong with her.' She spoke.
'More like many things.' He said with a grin, turning on his heel to leave.
Draco and Hermione walked along Diagon Alley. Hermione smelt the nostalgic, deep earth-like scents of the dusty road and heard the hustle and bustle of the busy witches and wizards.
Draco looked over at Hermione. She looked indescribably happy.
'What are you thinking?' He asked.
'I just remember shopping here for Hogwarts supplies. Happy memories.'
Then the couple walked by Flourish and Blotts. Hermione suddenly frowned.
'Now what?' He asked.
'There,' She said pointing to the store, 'not so great memories.'
'Why?'
Hermione looked at him incredulously.
'Are you kidding me?' Hermione asked, 'Remember our second year when you and your father encountered me, Harry, and the Weasley's?'
'Ahh…we're going back to the hate years.' Draco said, not wishing to reminisce.
'No, I'm sorry. Never mind.' Hermione said shaking her head, throwing a smile on her face.
Draco raised an eyebrow at her, as if questioning if she was okay.
'I'm fine.' She told him, 'Look, there's Madam Malkin's lets go.'
Hermione walked slightly ahead of Draco, but he knew her awkwardness would wear off as soon as they started looking at the dress robes.
Hermione stepped inside the store and finally smiled. The store was very crowded, but Hermione knew that this meant new shipments of robes had just came in.
A tall, thin, pale woman approached Hermione.
'Hello and good afternoon. Would you be interested in a spangled, self-ironing, beautifying, slimming, fattening, lengthening, temperature-adjusting, or plain?' She said in a breath robotic-like.
'Yes, I'd like a dress robe for a gala that is self-ironing, beautifying, sl—'
However, Draco cut Hermione off.
'No, thank you. She doesn't need any special robe. We'll be fine looking on our own.' He told the hasty woman.
Hermione looked at Draco wearily.
After the lady sneered and walked away, Hermione looked at Draco and sighed.
'Hermione, you don't need any of that extra stuff. You will look fine without it.'
'Draco, I have to make a good impression on your family. I can't look just "fine".'
Draco smiled and put his hands on her shoulders firmly.
'Hermione, my love, my adoration, my rock, my—'
'Draco, enough with the adjectives.'
'Hermione you look beautiful all the time. You don't have to worry about my family not liking you because of the way you look.'
'But I do have to worry about them not liking me?'
'Umm…yes, probably, but there's not a lot we can do about that.' He said with a smirk.
She giggled and received a kiss on her forehead from Draco. They then heard an "ahem".
Draco and Hermione turned to the sound of the voice.
Draco smiled.
'Blaise!'
'Fucker!'
They made a one-handed man hug and continued to talk.
'Why are you here?' Draco asked him.
'Oh, Lavi was invited by my parents to a banquet and she insisted on getting new robes, and of course she fucking dragged me along.' He drawled.
'You're still with Lavender?' Hermione spoke.
Blaise looked over Draco's shoulders.
'Oh, hey Granger.' Blaise said with a smile. 'What you hiding for?'
'I wasn't hiding. My rude fiancé just decided to throw himself in front of me and then ignore me. But I've been here the entire time.'
Draco looked at Blaise asking for pity.
Blaise laughed.
'Anyway, yes I am still with Lavender. She's wandering around this store somewhere. She's tried on, I swear, like seventy robes already.'
'Oh, that's so great. I can't believe you two are still together.' Hermione said.
'I can't believe you and Draco are still together to be honest. I mean, I knew he loved you but after the sex…what the bloody hell is left of him?' Blaise asked her.
Hermione laughed, Draco frowned.
'Well, why are you two here? Shopping for your wedding gowns?' Blaise asked jokingly.
'Nah, I have a stupid, fucked up family reunion on Friday and Hermione needs a new dress robe.' Draco said.
Then a high pitched squeal came from the other side of the store.
'Blaise-y! I found it! I found it!'
Then there was a pause.
'Where are you? Why can I never find you when I need you? Blaise! Blaise Zabini?'
Blaise turned a dark pink.
'I have to go before she wakes the shrunken heads over on Knockturn.'
Draco made a whipping sound.
'Draco…Draco…Draco…you, my friend, are the LAST person who has rights to make that noise. See you two later.' Blaise said before jogging off to find Lavender.
Draco scoffed. Then he turned to Hermione quickly and narrowed his eyes at her.
'I'm not whipped.' He spoke.
'I didn't say you were.'
'Well, I'm not. If anything, you're the whipped one.'
'Whoa! Whoa!' Hermione cried, 'I am not whipped. I have my own mind, my own opinions.'
'That's true unfortunately.' Draco sighed.
Hermione playfully slapped Draco then walked over to a rack of robes.
'What color?' Hermione asked Draco.
'Green.'
'No.'
'Silver.'
'No.'
'Black.'
'Maybe.'
'Wh—' Draco paused, 'Wait did you say maybe on black?'
'Yes, but I just wanted to see what you said. I don't want black. It's not a funeral.'
Draco shrugged.
'Well, Hermione dear, what color would you like to wear?'
'Blue.'
'No.'
'Maroon.'
'No.'
'Pink.'
'Hell no.'
Draco began to wander off looking at the robes. He pulled a lavender colored robe from the rack.
'No, definitely not a good color.' He spoke.
'Oh, sweetie, that color would wash you out.' A high voice spoke.
Draco thought about this statement and then turned to see a lean man standing behind him. The man had straight blonde hair, with some pieces over one eye. Caramel highlights adorned his head. He wore a black pinstripe blazer and brown velvet pants, with sharp black Italian shoes.
Draco stared at the man, wondering if that girlish voice could have possibly came from him. Draco then saw that the man had each ear pierced and wore a ring on each finger… yup the voice came from him.
'Uhh, excuse me, what did you say?' Draco asked.
'Honey, I would try a dark blue or even black, perhaps, black is the new pink! And we all loved pink.'
'Hell no! I sure don't like pink, on me at least!' Draco cried.
'Well, what size are you? I'm sure we have many nice things in your petite size. Are you a 28-inch waist and…long length?' The man asked, quickly licking his lips.
Draco's eyes widened.
'Whoa, whoa, I don't know what you are thinking, but stop! This dress is not for me; I was looking at this for my girlfriend! Fiancée! Who is a woman! A female with breasts, nice big breasts for that matter! And a vag—'
'Draco!' Hermione shouted, 'What are you talking about! I could hear you from the other side of the store!'
Hermione then looked up at the man in the velvet pants whom was eyeing Draco.
'Who are you?' Hermione asked.
'I work here, I'm helping this fine, young man pick out a dress robe. My name is Kai.'
'Well, Kai, we don't need any help, thank you. My fiancé and I can handle it ourselves.'
A disappointed Kai walked away.
Draco grabbed Hermione and kissed her hard. He pulled away from a happy Hermione.
'Ahh…good as always.' Draco sighed, turning back to the robes.
Hermione slyly moved her hand into Draco's. He turned and looked at her and grinned.
Draco then looked past Hermione and let go of her hand. He walked over to a rack in the back of the store. He held up a white, flowing, satin dress robe. Gold lace wrapped around the waist and also formed the bottom few inches of the dress. It was empire waist and strapless.
'Hermione…what about this one?' He asked.
Hermione smiled.
'Great choice, Draco…did Kai help?' She sniggered.
'Shut up. No, I just saw it.'
'Are you sure you and your boyfriend didn't sneak off and try this on while I was gone?'
Draco glared at her.
'Just go try it on.' He said throwing it at her.
She laughed and skipped back to a dressing room with the beautiful dress.
A minute or two later, Hermione emerged in the gown.
The dress touched the floor, and began at the top of her breasts. It formed to her body nicely.
'That…that…that's the one.' Draco stuttered.
Hermione smiled at him.
'I had to adjust it magically a bit.' She told him.
'How so?' Draco asked.
Then the tall, thin, pale woman from before walked up to Hermione.
'Oh, that dress is lovely dear. It's witches like you who make young woman magically change their bodies. You do know that if you adjust the stitching in any of the robes that you automatically have to buy it. And you let out some stitch in the bust and brought in some in the waist so you must buy it.'
The woman then sauntered off.
Hermione spit her tongue out inconspicuously.
'You had to let out the bust, eh? And bring in the waist?' Draco asked with a lustful smirk on his face.
Hermione looked ashamed.
'What did she mean when she said witches like me "make young women magically change their bodies"?' She asked Draco.
'Girls would kill to have a body like yours. So, some magically change it. It's dangerous, though, the spell could go wrong and they would be deformed.'
'My body?' Hermione asked in confusion looking down at herself.
Draco stood up.
'Let me help you out of that dress and I'll show you what other girls desire that you… are most fortunate to possess.'
Suddenly Draco pushed her, and himself back into her dressing room.
'Draco!' She scolded in a whisper. 'The rooms are only one per person.'
He pressed his body against hers and reached his wand to the small of her back.
'I'm just helping you with your zipper…that was stuck, right?' He asked reaching up to her zipper.
She nodded mischievously.
Draco slowly pulled down her zipper, letting the dress fall to her feet freely.
Hermione was bare in front of him, except for nude colored bikini underwear.
Draco put a hand on her right shoulder, and slid it to her collarbone, then down her right side, stopping to rub his thumb against her fleshy breast.
'Women want these…' He whispered to her.
'Draco…' She admonished, blushing furiously. 'Stop.' She said, not meaning it.
He slid his hand further down and stopped at her waist.
'And this…it's petite…girls want this.'
He slid his hand around her back, and down to her butt.
'Firm…but enough there to grab. This is good.' He said gently squeezing it.
'Draco!' She scolded again, reaching around to grab his hand and pull it away. 'Now you really must stop violating me in a public dressing room.' She smiled up at him.
He laughed hoarsely and kissed her softly.
'Well, you just get your beautiful self dressed and then we can go for some lunch, eh? Since I rushed you out of your breakfast.'
She nodded.
'Sounds good, but you are going to have to leave, as to not get distracted, so I can dress.'
'Fine, fine. But I'd like to take the time down to say, it's been fun and I hope we can do this again some time.'
She laughed and pointed to the door. As he was about to walk out she kicked his butt. He turned his head and grinned mischievously at her.
'Hey! No spanking until later!' He joked.
'My bad, please please forgive me…' She fake pleaded.
'No, I don't think I will. I am going to have to punish you tonight.'
'Will there be spankings? Please no! I couldn't bear anymore!' She cried, a damsel-in-distress tone.
'Oh. There will be spankings-a-plenty. Good and hard ones too.'
'Oh!' She lamented throwing her head back in feigned woe.
Draco laughed at their silliness and finally stepped out the door.
He walked into Blaise and Lavender, who had curious smirks on their faces.
'Oh…hey guys…' Draco said awkwardly.
'So…trying on a robe?' Lavender asked smartly.
'No...Hermione had trouble with her zipper.'
'I'm sure she did, fucker.' Blaise grinned. 'See you later.'
Lavender and Blaise began to walk away. But just before they left the store Blaise turned and yelled back to Draco.
'Give Granger a good firm spank from me too!'
A/N:
Yup, yup, her "dress robe" is not exactly a robe but…I wanted to describe a pretty dress so deal with it! Lol. REVIEW PLEASE AND THANKS!
Oh and the man "Kai" was derived froma true character. I was at the mall and went to the store, BeBe and a man with long blonde hair (and caramel high lights), some brushed over his eyes, in a pinstripe blazer and brown velvet pants helped me find a shirt. He had the gay lisp and was hilarious. Great customer service. We talked about how unfortunate it was that many places didn't make sheer chemises for men and he had to settle for "polyester" lol. It was good fun. He was a nice, but strange, man.
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