Hello folks. This is my first ever fic and I decided to do a one-shot to see what kind of reaction I get from all you lovely people. You can just tell I'm buttering you up, ne? It will be a chat room type conversation between Kai and Tala (who are one of my favourite pairings. Just a warning in advance. I'm a total Kai freak. So all my stories will include him. Bear with me.
Summary:
Kai chats to his boyfriend Tala on the Internet, but unknown to them both, they are being watched…
Disclaimer:
Don't own. Wish I did.
It's not full out yaoi (unlike some of my planned works for the future). Humorous teasing between lovers. And a little bit of Tyson-bashing. I don't like him…
Tell me something…Devilsadvocate has logged in
Mybitbeastgoeswoof has logged in
Devilsadvocate: Tala, what is up with your user name?
Mybitbeastgoeswoof: It's something Bryan said to me during an argument. One of many we had. Can't remember what it was about
Devilsadvocate: Oh. What can we talk about?
Mybitbeastgoeswoof: Hey! I've got an idea!
Devilsadvocate: Great…
Mybitbeastgoeswoof: Meanie. Let's play twenty questions!
Devilsadvocate: Oh god, not that again. Anything but that Tala. Please?
Mybitbeastgoeswoof: Hey cool! I got the great Kai begging! I'll start! But out of respect for you, I'll only do five questions. Ian will kill me if I block the phone line for too long
Devilsadvocate: I'm gonna murder Bryan. He's given you coffee again hasn't he?
Mybitbeastgoeswoof: Might have. Anyhow… Do you fancy Tyson?
Devilsadvocate: EXCUSE ME?
Mybitbeastgoeswoof: You going deaf?
Devilsadvocate: How could anyone fancy a guy who eats enough in a single meal to feed an entire continent?
Mybitbeastgoeswoof: Point taken. Your turn to shoot
Devilsadvocate: Don't tempt me Ivanov. Hmm. Let's see… Were you the one who spiked the punch at the party two months ago?
Mybitbeastgoeswoof: 0.0 How the hell did you figure that one out? Are you psychic?
Devilsadvocate: Could be. And that counts as a question
Mybitbeastgoeswoof: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! No fair… I need a hug
Devilsadvocate: Drama Queen. My turn again
Mybitbeastgoeswoof: I wanna stop now Kai-chan!
Devilsadvocate: Insert low growl here Don't call me Kai-chan. And besides, you started this, so I'm gonna finish it
Mybitbeastgoeswoof: Don't you always
Devilsadvocate: Don't change the subject. Were you and Bryan seeing each other before we got together?
Mybitbeastgoeswoof: You are god dammed psychic!
Devilsadvocate: I just know the right people to talk to
Mybitbeastgoeswoof: My turn. How many sites have you got on your computer?
Devilsadvocate: Depends what you mean by sites
Mybitbeastgoeswoof: Insert exasperated sigh You know exactly what type of site I mean
Devilsadvocate: Twenty-six
Mybitbeastgoeswoof: …
Devilsadvocate: Tala?
Mybitbeastgoeswoof: …
Devilsadvocate: Have you collapsed?
Mybitbeastgoeswoof: Gotcha! That's two more questions!
Devilsadvocate: I'll make you regret that…
Mybitbeastgoeswoof: How? Oh crap
Devilsadvocate: Insert very evil grin I'll give you a clue. It involves a certain club down the main street and the lack of clothing
Mybitbeastgoeswoof: That may not be so bad
Devilsadvocate: Though you might say that. Last question Ivanov
Mybitbeastgoeswoof: How do you rate my performance in bed?
Devilsadvocate: It varies from full marks to 4 out of ten. Depends on if you're drunk
Mybitbeastgoeswoof: I feel unloved
Devilsadvocate: My last question. What is your opinion of Tyson?
Mybitbeastgoeswoof: He's an annoying, pig faced, greedy git. Like me to go on?
(A/N Can you guess what's coming?)
Worldchamp: How dare you!
Devilsadvocate: 0.0
Mybitbeastgoeswoof: 0.0
Worldchamp: I thought you were my trusted friends!
Devilsadvocate: Insert very cold voice Tell me something Tala. What would be the best way to dispose of this worthless insect?
Mybitbeastgoeswoof: Insert equally cold voice Bug spray?
Worldchamp has left the conversation
Devilsadvocate: I gotta go Tala. See you tonight
Mybitbeastgoeswoof: Oh I will… Insert devious grin With a lack of clothing
Devilsadvocate: Love you idiot
Mybitbeastgoeswoof: Love you too
Mybitbeastgoeswoof has left the conversation
Devilsadvocate has left the conversation
FIN
Well, waddya think? It ain't that bad is it? Please review and I will spout more random stuff like this.