Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or anything associated with Inuyasha. Yet…… I do own Luna Zumo. So keep your paws off of her.
Save Inuyasha By: Yume SenshiInuyasha, Miroku, and Sesshomaru were standing in a clearing in the middle of a forest, talking. Inuyasha and Sesshomaru were finally getting along for once. A girl with short silver hair(cut in a boy's haircut), yellow eyes, dog ears, and a boy's silver kimono on comes running out of the forest. She runs up to Inuyasha, grabs his shoulders, and starts shaking him back and forth.
Girl: Inuyasha! It's terrible! Terrible!
Inuyasha yanks himself out of the girls grip.
Inuyasha: Who the hell are you? And what is so terrible?
Girl: My name is Luna Zumo. I'm 15 years old. I'm a big fan of your show. I think you're cute. I also think Miroku and Sesshomaru are cute. When I was thirteen I—
Inuyasha: I just asked you who you are, I don't need your whole life story. What is so terrible?
Luna grabs Inuyasha and starts shaking him again. He tries to yank himself out of her grip but can't this time because she has a stronger hold on him.
Luna: It's terrible! Terrible! Your show! It's terrible!
Inuyasha once again tries to break free of Luna's grip and this time he succeeds.
Inuyasha: What do you mean my show is terrible! You have some nerve running up to me and telling me my show is terrible. I should kill you for that.
Luna collapses on her knees and starts to sob. Miroku, who had just been watching everything, reacts. He walks over to Luna, kneels down beside her, and starts rubbing her thigh.
Miroku: Poor girl. It's ok. Did big, mean Inuyasha scare you. I won't let him hurt you.
Inuyasha: I didn't do anything. I just said I should. I didn't actually try. What do you mean big, mean Inuyasha? Besides I should be the one crying. She said my show was terrible.
Luna looks down at Miroku's hand as she realizes what he is doing. She takes her hand, holds it up, and watches as her nails get a little longer, harder, and sharper. She slashes her claws across Miroku's hand. Three lines of blood appear as he yanks his hand back. Luna stops sobbing and smiles when she sees the blood.
Miroku: What was that for!
Luna: Just because I said you are cute doesn't give you any right to touch me like that. And Inuyasha your show is not terrible. What is happening to it is terrible.
Inuyasha: What is happening to my show!
Luna: I have been trying to tell you but it is so terrible. They are going to stop showing new episodes and are going to start showing reruns.
Inuyasha: What! They can't do that! I will kill them if they try! Why didn't you tell me sooner!
Luna: I tried but when I realized how terrible it was I couldn't. Then you threatened to kill me. Then Miroku started felling up on me. Then—
Inuyasha: Ok! Ok! I get the point.
Sesshomaru walks to stand beside Luna. He looks down at her.
Sesshomaru: I was just going to watch. But now I am involved. Luna, tell me, is there a way to save the show?
Luna brightens up a little bit.
Luna: I almost forgot! Think you for reminding me Sesshomaru! If you go inuyashaworld the dotcom website you can help save Inuyasha! Click on the cute little picture of Shippo. From there you can sign the petition to save Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Now why didn't you tell me that sooner?
Luna: Because I forgot.
Miroku: Will you bare my children?
Sesshomaru: Quit harassing her!
Luna: I barely know you. Thank you for defending me, Sesshomaru
Sesshomaru: You're welcome.
Luna: Now go and spread the word. All three of you.
Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, and Miroku run off in different directions, to spread the word. Luna walks off thinking about whether or not to tell Kagome, Shippo, and Sango.
