What will the future bring?
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, if I did Kagome would be mine.
Chapter 3: Just some funny stuff I wanted to do
"Kagome." Inuyasha said.
"Yes Inuyasha?"
"Kagome, I-I…"
"You what?"
"Kagome I love you."
"Huh, Inuyasha."
Just then Inuyasha and Kagome shared a passionate kiss. Kagome then broke away from Inuyasha to catch her breath. But as Inuyasha caught his breath a thought went through Kagome's head.
"Inuyasha?''
"Yes, Kagome."
"But what about Kikyou."
"What about her."
Just then Kagome started to cry. "You still love her, I know it."
"No Kagome I love yo…"
"Liar!" And with that Kagome picked up her bow and pinned Inuyasha to another tree.
Just then Inuyasha sat up from his dream. He wondered how his dream turned so easily into a nightmare. Inuyasha just sat there catching his breath, not bothering to come down from the tree he was sleeping in.
"K-Kagome, would you really pin me to a tree just like Kikyou?" Inuyasha asked himself.
With that Inuyasha laid back down and went back to sleep.
:Inuyasha's second nightmare:
The gang were just walking along a road with Inuyasha and Kagome walking side by side worrying about their own thoughts.
"Inuyasha." Kagome called out in a sweet voice.
"Yes Kagome?"
"SIT!"
"AAGGGHHHH!" Inuyasha went face first into the dirt as he always did. "What did you do that for wench." Inuyasha said as he tried to crawl out of the hole, but before he could he heard that dreaded word again.
"SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!"
Just then Inuyasha's crater became a hole that lead down to hell that he fell through from the last sit.
Again Inuyasha shot up from his sleep. "Damn what's going on tonight? Oh well, it appears I'm not gonna' get any sleep tonight."
So Inuyasha hopped down from the tree and went and sat by the fire. Inuyasha waited patiently for everyone to awaken, while staring into the fire. Morning came and Kagome awoke and was greeted with Inuyasha's face right in front of her when she sat up.
"Good morning Inuyasha, did you sleep well?" Kagome asked.
"I slept fine." Inuyasha retorted.
Kagome then got up and started making breakfast. Kagome started up the fire that Inuyasha put out last night after he was done staring into it.
"What do you want for breakfast Inuyasha?"
"RAMEN!" Inuyasha said not even a second after Kagome asked him.
"You love ramen too much you know that." Kagome said matter-of-factly.
"Well its too delicious." Inuyasha responded.
"You know what? I'm going to make something else than ramen today."
"WHAT?" Inuyasha yelled.
"Relax, you can have all the ramen you want tomorrow." Kagome said waving her hand with her eyes closed. (You know like she does on the show).
"Keh, fine. But only if I get to eat ramen at every meal tomorrow."
"Deal." Kagome said while she cooked a ham, egg, and cheese omelet.
"This better be good wench."
After the omelet started cooking and the smell resonated through the camp Miroku, Sango, and Shippo woke up from the delicious smell.
"Good morning Kagome." Said Shippo.
"Good morning to you too guys." Kagome said with a big smile on her face.
"What are you cooking Kagome?" Asked a curious Sango.
"Hmmm… I know what I want for breakfast." Miroku said sneaking up on Sango.
"PERVERT!" Smack an annoyed Sango looked at Miroku and his newly red cheek.
"What, I didn't do anything?"
"You snuck up on me and made a perverted remark!" Sango yelled.
"I didn't mean to sneak up on you or make that sound perverted in any way." Miroku explained.
"Really, what did you mean Miroku?" Kagome asked.
"I was going to say I wanted that delicious egg omelet you made last week."
"Oh, well you're in luck I started making it as soon as you got up."
"Miroku did you really just want an omelet or was I right in thinking you were being perverted?"
"No Sango you were wrong indeed. I'm sorry for making you think that."
"OH! I guess then I-I'm s-s-sorry."
"Sango!" Miroku said shocked.
"Wow, I think that was the first time Sango ever apologized for slapping Miroku." Kagome said teasingly.
Just then Sango started blushing a little from Kagome's remark.
'I wonder if they'll ever get together? Their both so stubborn they won't admit their feelings for each other even though they both know they have them.' That was all Kagome could think until she realized her omelet was burning slightly.
"AAAGGGGHHHHH! Oh no what do I do? What do I do?" Kagome said worriedly.
"Just flip it over wench."
"Oh right." Kagome then flipped over the omelet and finished cooking. Kagome may have burnt the food a little but it was surprisingly tasty to Inuyasha and naturally tasty to Miroku and Sango because they were the ones that wanted an omelet even if Sango didn't say it.
After they all finished eating they packed up camp and started on their walk to demon slayer village.
Meanwhile Kouga, Hakkaku, and Ginta are walking along completely bored out of their minds.
"Man, I'm completely bored out of my mind."
"Ummm Kouga… the narrator just said that." Hakkaku and Ginta said in unison.
"Oh, well this is our story he's just narrating it so lets just do what we always do."
"You mean search for Kagome?" Hakkaku asked.
"No, go pick some apples. OF COURSE I MEAN SEARCH FOR KAGOME!"
And with that Kouga dusted off in his cyclone leaving Hakkaku and Ginta to try to keep up as usual.
After about an hour of running Kouga finally got a whiff of Kagome's scent and ran to her. When he arrived he grabbed her hand and asked "Kagome, will you be my mate?"
"Ummm… sure." Kagome said making Inuyasha very angry.
"Finally, you've come to me Kagome." After saying that Kouga picked Kagome up bridal style and took her to vacation in Hawaii.
"Wait we didn't know about Hawaii back in this time Kouga."
"Who cares its our story we can do what we want."
With that Kagome started mating. Kagome got pregnant and later on had little half wolf half human babies. Just then Wayne and Garth from Wayne's World come sliding in.
"Cha, like we'd let the narrator end the story here on only the third chapter and with this ending."
"Hey Wayne let's do the Happy ending."
"Okay Garth." Just then wayne and Garth did their signature hand movement along with the this noise, "Dooladoo dooladoo dooladoo." Just then the background got fuzzy and went back to Inuyasha and Kagome.
"Grrr, that's it, I can't take it any more! Kagome will you be my mate."
"Oh, Inuyasha YES!" Inuyasha then picked up Kagome bridal style and took her off to be his mate and to have pups.
"Well since their together why don't we just go for it Sango?"
"Alright." Sango said as her and Miroku went off to be mates and have their own kids while they took care of Shippo and Kirara.
Just then Wayne and Garth slid in again. "Nah, this ending just won't do Garth."
"I agree Wayne. Hey lets do the thing were the story just continues like it should."
"Okay."
"Party on Wayne."
"Party on Garth."
Just then the scene changed again to the Inuyasha gang again. They were walking along to demon slayer village in hopes to find Kohaku or at least Koga on the way.
(Well that's it for this chapter, I just felt like doing a few funny things and since I saw Wayne's World yesterday I thought it would be funny to be in the fic. Well here's my review responses to those who gave me reviews on chapter 2.)
InuYasha's Only Daughter: I'm glad you like the fic, and you're right ramen is taking over the world, I just got some more yesterday. Yeah Miroku has matured a little but I will still have him grope Sango a little more and maybe Kagome a little too.
Jlanimeluvr: Don't worry I will keep writing this fic, its just too fun any ways, besides don't worry if you are going to fast with your fic just write it how you want it, it's your fic after all and even if some stop reading for certain reasons there's bound to be someone who will read it no matter what.
SessObsessed: Yay, here is chapter 3 so now you won't have to smite-ith me-ith, lol. No worries the fic shall-ith continue-ith. Later!-ith
Well I hope you all liked the chapter, I've been having computer problems lately so I havn't had the chance to post new chapters let alone write them, but dont be discouraged chapter 4 shall be posted soon.
Later guys and gals!