Silence falls across the entire hall as an envelope is brought to the podium. The announcer, takes it from the boy with a lightning bolt shaped scar on his forehead and tentatively opens it.
"And the first of the Harry Potter Characters to be removed from the gene pool is…
Professor Umbridge
If there is any doubt as to why Professor Umbridge deserves to be removed from the gene pool I hereby list the crimes which I would have her tried and convicted of before unceremoniously kicking her out of the gene pool…
She created the Educational decrees
She was generally just a mean person
She took over Headship of Hogwarts from Dumbledore
She forced the twins hand in creating havoc around Hogwarts
She granted Slytherins power in Hogwarts over other students
She kidnapped Heddwig read Harry's private mail
She tried to grab Sirius' head in the floo network
She doesn't believe that Voldemort has returned
She sides with the Slytherins
She works for Fudge"