"This can't be!" Dolores Umbridge leapt from her seat outraged at being chosen but a few seconds later she had completely vanished (though Harry could swear and Ron did, that he saw her being dragged away by rough looking pixies dressed in black suits.)
"Well one down Ladies and Gentlemen." The announcer continued seemingly unmoved by Umbridge's out burst. "But the evening doesn't end there. Before dinner is served we have another two candidates to be removed from the gene pool and of course there is always the option of appeal at the end of the ceremony, but time always runs a little short then, so lets continue! Can I please have the next envelope."
A boy with flame red hair rose from one of the tables and walked forward towards the stage carrying an envelope, he was no more than five steps from the stage when he tripped and fell onto the red carpet.
"Bloody Hell!"
"You did that on purpose!" The boy with the lightning bolt shaped scar leapt to his feet and pointed his wand at a platinum haired boy close to where Ron had tripped.
"Did what Potter?" Draco Malfoy sneered at Harry, who not being one to listen to Hermionie's pleas of sitting down and not making a scene, launched himself across the hall at Draco.
He swung with his left hand and it impacted the side of Draco's cheek, causing the young Slytherin to cry out in pain and try to wriggle away from Harry, before Crabbe and Goyle decided to join in. Harry received two sharp kicks to the side and rolled off Draco, as Ron threw himself into Crabbe and attacked the bigger boy life a terrier.
"That will do!" Professor McGonagall's intervention came not a moment too soon as all five boys had drawn there wands and rogue curses had already begun to fly hitting more than one unsuspecting guest…Angelina Johnson's nose had been transformed into a trunk and Hannah Abbott had broken out in green spots.
The boys were pulled apart and the announcer received the envelope from a rather nervous looking young man clutching a toad.
"And after that brief scuffle we can continue. The next character to be excluded from the wizarding and literary gene pool is Draco Malfoy! Draco Malfoy –
If there is any doubt as to why Draco Malfoy deserves to be removed from the gene pool I hereby list the crimes which I would have him tried and convicted of before unceremoniously kicking him out of the gene pool…
He's too young to be dying his hair
He has no redeeming qualities
He is a coward
He made Ron curse himself
He keeps creating mean songs about Ron
He keeps teaching his mean songs about Ron to Slytherin members
He's a spoilt little Daddy's boy
He isn't a real ferret
He isn't in Gryffindor, Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff
He doesn't like Dumbledore"