"WHAT! Wait until my father hears about this…" Draco vanished before he could finish speaking.
"Your father is in Azkaban anyway, I'd like to see what he could do." Harry said dryly.
"And to the final person to be evicted before we sit down to dinner, so let's make this as brief as possible shall we? The envelope please."
Angelina, still sporting her fetching trunk ascended the small flight of stairs to the stage and handed the small, but rather fat envelope to the announcer, who smiled gratefully and tried not to laugh at the ridiculous sight of the young Quidditcher sporting a trunk.
"And the winner…I mean loser is…Harry Potter!" The whole rooms drew in a gasp (le gasp) and turned fearfully to stare at Harry who sat rigid and disbelieving in his seat.
"Harry Potter –
If there is any doubt as to why Harry Potter deserves to be removed from the gene pool I hereby list the crimes which I would have him tried and convicted of before unceremoniously kicking him out of the gene pool…
He caused Cedric's death
He complains too much
He mistreats his friends, especially Ron
He doesn't realise how lucky he is
He belongs in Slytherin
He caused Sirius' death
He caused Cedric's death
More people will die to protect him
He didn't completely finish the Dark Lord when he had the chance
He allowed the Dark Lord's most faithful servant to return to him
His blood resurrected the Dark Lord
He hasn't shared his gold with the Weasleys
He isn't realising his full potential
He hasn't killed Cho
He hasn't killed Umbridge
He hasn't killed Fudge
He had moments of doubt in Dumbledore
He believes the whole world revolves around him
He nearly had Ron eaten by Spiders
He isn't very supportive of Hagrid, especially during Buckbeak's trial."