A/N: Thanks to all of the people who've reviewed, basically, unless someone else reviewed while I was typing this, my two best friends at school. And, Stay on the Sunny Side, Yoko's Luvverly Assistant! (Don't kill me) And 'confuzzled' means confused. It just sounds cooler.

"Ah, the memories that brings flooding back," Jack told the air. "That's the kind of stuff that makes you feel alive!"

Unfortunately for any shred of privacy that Jack might have wished, the air had solidified into the form of Colonel Samantha Carter. "Remembering breaking almost everything breakable in Kinsley's skull?" Boy did she know him.

"It's not like he was using it for anything and the broken jaw let the rest of us get some peace and quiet!" Jack protested, thinking Carter was going to try to court-martial him again. The first time had been horrible enough. Thankfully, she wasn't.

"Indeed," was all she said.

"Ah, Carter, those were the days."

"What were the days?" Sam seemed a tad bit confuzzled.

"The old days. Teal'c 'indeeding' all over the place-"

"You make it sound like he was barfing!"

"-Daniel being, well, Daniel-"

"Can't argue with that one…"

"-Me wanting to annihilate everyone who moved-"

"You still do."

"-And you spouting technobabble about something all over the galaxy. You know, I never expected to hear that stuff from someone so…"

"So WHAT!"

Jack had backed himself into a corner. "So…um…what's the word…innocent…that's it…innocent. I never expected you to be some Goa'uld butt-kicking genius."

"You did read my résumé, sir."

"Sure, but it's different in person. And call me Jack. Ever since that incident with Kinsley and then the incident with the Prometheus, we've been the same rank."

"Well, Jack, visiting was pleasant, but I really came about something else, or rather someone else. Your cadets aren't very disciplined. One nearly ran me down on her way to the bus. And her hair kept changing colors."

"I thought they liked me better than wanting to leave like that. But don't worry. That was Cadet First Sergeant Major Brigadier General Captain Lieutenant Colonel Admiral Commander Ensign Airman Gunnery Sergeant Senior grade Abigail Serena Marie Geoghegan."

"Could you make her name any more complicated?"

"Yes, but I didn't want to."

Abby realized belatedly that the blond woman sporting the Carter cut that she had nearly given her footprints to was, indeed, Carter. Great first impression. Oh well, we're nearly to Cheyenne Mountain. Only a few hours left.

The buss stopped. The door opened with a series of clacks.

"Cheyenne Mountain! Everybody up! Get off!" the driver called.

They were a bit closer than Abby guessed. As she vacated her seat, the passenger in front of her, a rookie-looking airman, waved at her and said, "Nice punk look." Abby looked in the bus mirror and saw she had a neon purple Mohawk.

Jack felt a pang of nervousness. Somehow he just knew that Cadet First Sergeant Major Brigadier General Captain Lieutenant Colonel Admiral Commander Ensign Airman Gunnery Sergeant Senior grade Abigail Serena Marie Geoghegan was going to try to get into Cheyenne Mountain Air Force Base.

"I'm First Sergeant Major Brigadier General Captain Lieutenant Colonel Admiral Commander Ensign Airman Gunnery Sergeant Senior grade Abigail Serena Marie Geoghegan," Abby, her hair now in an elaborate brown knot, yelled at the guard, conveniently leaving off the fact that she was a cadet, "and I need to get into Cheyenne Mountain Air Force Base! I know what goes on here! This is the SGC! I need to see General Teal'c! It's an urgent matter concerning," here she lowered her voice to a conspirational whisper, "Apophis."

"Fine, fine, go on in, but you'll have to still go through the rest of security," the airman gave in. "Just stop shouting at me!" Obviously this guy was new. A seasoned pro would have held up for another few seconds or so.

"Thank you." Head high, Abby flounced through the arch.

"Teal'c, are you sure Apophis was quite dead?"

"Yes, Daniel Jackson, I killed him with my own hands. Several times. Why?"

"Well, there's a girl here from Jack's training camp who says 'I need to speak to General Teal'c! It concerns Apophis.'"

Teal'c looked slightly puzzled. "Jack?"

"O'Neill!"

"Indeed."

"Shall I show her in?"

"Indeed."