A/N: I've worked on this A LOT recently, so I'm not waiting, just putting everything up. You have to admit that DANIEL lecturing someone about what the Air Force stands for is funny. This is a short chappy, but the next section is too impotent (I seriously do mean important) to not start a new chappy. Floopygirl, author of much SJ, furnished Sam's favorite dessert. I don't know whether blue Jell-O is Sam's favorite dessert on the show, or just something Floopygirl made up. Anyway, I'm using it, and just wanted to give credit. AND, there's a bit (OK, you called me a lot) of parody in Sam's character this chappy. I try to keep them in character, but the urge to have Sam mouth off was just too much. Thanks to the few, the proud, the reviewers. And I really mean the few. But you know I love you (in a purely platonic way, of course. :) ).

P.S. OH GOD! THE A/N IS LONGER THAN THE ACTUAL CHAPPY!

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"Young lady, you are a mockery. A mockery for everything the Air Force stands for!" That was Daniel. He was marching her down the hall, lecturing as he went. Suddenly, the alarm went off.

"There has been an unauthorized activation from offworld," Teal'c's voice blared throughout the facility, "all of the forces of security are mandated top the chamber of the Stargate."

"Can't he just say, 'Unauthorized offworld activation, security to the Gate room'?" Abby asked Daniel rhetorically, then her mood changed, and she continued. "This should be fun." Then, she wrenched her arm away from Daniel. She barreled down the corridor, straight into some of the infamous 'forces of security.' Abby steamrolled over them without a second thought, pausing only to confiscate the weapon of one, and the hat of another. She jammed the hat onto her head, thinking, If this is who I think it is, the cap won't help, but maybe, she won't notice.

Daniel watched her sprinting down the hall, and had a minor panic attack. Oh, God, he thought, Teal'c is not going to like this… He flipped open his phone.

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Jack was in the middle of dessert—blue Jell-O—with Sam when his phone rang. He pulled it out, checking the caller ID. "It's…Daniel," he said.

"Answer it!" Sam urged.

"Hello camper!"

"Jack, get Sam and go somewhere private. We're getting the Prometheus ready to beam you guys here. We've got a major problem here." Then he hung up.

"Sam, come to my quarters. Apparently, Abby's caused some trouble down there."

"Why?"

"Move!"

"Ok. Sheesh."

They both marched out, Sam with her eyes crossed.