("And we're back with part 3 of this stupid stupid story.Why are we still showing this,its just violent trash, just like my 5 ex-husbands.Just roll the damn tape Johhny...Dont roll your eyes at me you cross eyed monkey.Its not my fault your mother drank you ugly while she was pregnant with you...I guess God just hates you. )
"Cy I don't want to help you get the stupid firewood!"Beast boy yelled.The image of Cyborg's back appeared as the first image he saw on his recently charged camara.They kept walking deeper and deeper into the woods."Well thats to bad,you're here now anyway might as well keep going."Cy said picking up sticks,twigs and a few dry leaves.Cyborg turned around seeing beastboy filming."You're not even helping!"Cyborg snaped."Liar!You lie! I mean that not true...i got this rock..."BB said holding it out zooming in on Cy's face."Beast boy you..."Cyborg never finished his sentence...He fell flat on his face and was being dragged deeper into the woods.Beast boy jumped for Cyborg's hand dropping his camara in the process the camara was still in view of the horror that was taking place."Beast boy dont let go!"Cyborg screamed at the top of his lungs."I can hold on much longer!"Beastboy yelled back straining to hold on...but he couldn't...he let go and as Cyborg was pulled away his last words were:Beastboy I love you!Beast boy slowly rose looking a bit scared he walked over to his camara,and suddenly Cy suddenly appeared covered in twigs and leaves.Beast boy had the camara down at his side making only Cyborg's legs visible to the camara.
"What ever that was it let me go..."Beastboy remained quiet."Oh and about that...I love you thing...I.."BB walked up the Cyborg slapping him in the face." "Just shut up and get some firewood,and we shall never speak of this again just like the time we looked up Starfire's skirt,and she had a dick that was bigger that was probly bigger then mine.(In his donkey from mind you)We wont ever talk about this momment,and if you tell the others i'll kill you in your sleep and make it look like a fucking accident you got that?"Beastboy said very clearly.Cyborg began,but never finished:But BB...i" Beast boy slapped cyborg,raising the camara up once zooming in on cyborg and mouthing the words:"You got that?"Cyborg simly nodded.They began to recollect the firewood and went back to the campsite.
"And we'll be right back with part four...and,damn they're are alot of commercials...thank god i dont even think people are watching this crap...and damn't it Johhny if you dont get me that bloatys pizza i asked for hes gonna eat my parents,and if he eats my parents i swear to God almighty i willmkae it so you have to lazy eyes!
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