Faust IX: This is my first fic guys so review, and please be kind.

Much Needed Vacation

Summery: In their search for Cloud and Jenova, Kadaj, Yazoo and Loz wind up in Costa de Sol for what Loz considers to be a well-earned vacation.

Genre: Humor

Pairings: none…yet.

Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy 7, nor Advent Children, even though I really want to because Kadaj and Yazoo are so cool!

Note: Italics represent thoughts, while bolds represent very loud shouting.

Chapter 1: We Need a Break

"Got any threes?"

"Go fish. Got any kings?"

"Here."

"Got any aces?"

"Go fish. Got any…"

"AAAAAARGH!"

Loz jumped back as Kadaj threw his chair into the wall, breaking on impact.

"This is stupid!" Kadaj shouted, his face red with rage, "We're supposed to be finding Cloud and mother! Not sitting around playing card games!"

"We haven't been able to find our brother for days now," Yazoo said in his normal, monotone voice, "Nobody's seen him." Kadaj's sharp green/blue eyes turned to his older brother.

"Well then," he replied through clenched teeth, "Let's go out there and see if anyone's seen him then! Anything instead sitting around here doing nothing!" And with that, Kadaj grabbed his katana from off the couch (A/N: What's Kadaj's sword called? I can't remember.) and stormed out of the room.

"Come on!" He called back to them. Loz shook his head.

"That guy needs a vacation," he said, "We all need one."

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It had been a long day for the three silver haired men. They went to every corner of Midgar, asking for the whereabouts of Cloud. Of course, they came up with nil, well, except for Yazoo.

The three men met up at the ruins of Shinra Headquarters.

"Did you find anything?" Kadaj asked. Loz shook his head.

"No one's seen him since five days ago."

"Damn!" Kadaj spun around and punched a wall, "Where are you brother!"

"I know where he is." The two men stared at Yazoo, who had been standing there silently for the whole time.

"Well," Kadaj asked, his spirits quickly rising, "Out with it! Where is he?"

"An elderly woman told me she saw Cloud and that lady friend of his packing for a trip somewhere. They were going to a place called Costa de Sol." At the mention of the town's name, a big smile spread across Loz's face, although his siblings didn't notice.

"Well then," Kadaj said as a cocky smirk appeared on his flawless features, "It's obvious that our brother's trying to run away from us by fleeing to Costa de Sol with mother. Well, we'll go to this Costa de Sol, track Cloud down and take back our mother!" Yazoo and Loz nodded, who was still unable to remove the smile from his face.

"We must make preperations," Kadaj said as he got back on his bike, let's go!" Kadaj sped off back to the hideout, leaving Yazoo and Loz standing there. It was then that Yazoo noticed the smile on Loz's face.

"What are you so happy about?" he asked.

"Do you know what Costa de Sol is?" Loz asked. Yazoo shook his head. He didn't know, and most likely didn't care either.

"It's a coastal town," Loz told him, his smile growing even larger, "And that means sun, surf, and plenty of stuff to do! We'll finally get our vacation!" Yazoo's face remained emotionless as he got onto his bike and sped off. Loz watched him drive off.

"At least show a little enthusiasm," he said as he walked over to his bike.

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When they got back to the hideout, the three began packing immediately. Yazoo called Junon and booked three tickets to Costa de Sol, while the others packed their stuff.

"Only essentials," Kadaj said, of course, he and Loz had very different ideas for 'essentials'.

Kadaj packed a couple of potions, some food, his sword and some of his choice materia.

Loz on the other hand packed some food, a camera, his Duel Hounds, some sun screen and a couple of towels. Yazoo didn't pack anything except his Velvet Nightmare.

"Our boat leaves at 10:30 tomorrow," Yazoo stated when the two were done packing, "We'll make it if we leave for Junon right now."

"Well then," Kadaj replied as he head over towards the bikes, "Let's go!" Loz and Yazoo nodded as they followed their younger brother. As the three sped off to Junon, different thoughts were going through the three men's minds.

Watch out brother, 'cause we're coming for you and mother! (Kadaj)

Sun, surf and babes. Watch out Costa de Sol, here I come! (Loz)

I wonder what this Costa de Sol place is like. (Yazoo).

Yeah, I know it's short, but stick with me. It will get better, honest!

Please review.