"Hello everyone,i'm your new host,Johhny Dudley,and i'm here with tragic news:Diana soyer has been shot in the head by an unknown assailant." a gun falls out of Johnny's pocket and he begins ot panic."ummm ummm and now back to the tapes...i knew i should have got rid of that damn gun...The same way i got rid of those hemriods..."
"Beastboy?...Cyborg said.beast boy had the camara at his side the lens kept getting covered in brush."Yeah?"BB replied.We're close to camp man."Cyborg said gloomingly.Beast boy turned around lifting the camara up to his face,he zoomed in on cyborg."Oh yeah then where is camp?" said an irritated Beast boy Cyborg Walked Ahead of him clearing the brush and revieling the camp site."I've been trying to tell you for the past 20 mins."Cyborg said.Beast boy simply shrugged walkng back into the camp area with Cyborg close behind with an arm full of firewood.BB boy stepped to the side and filmed as Cyborg put the firewood in the middle of the site,and found a few stones putting them around the firewood."Yo Robin got any matches?" Cyborg shouted.A pair of matches go flying through the air as Cyborg catches them.He lights the the wood as the flames slowly grow.They came back with the firewood just in time...The sun was setting and darkness was just around the bend...like a troubled child on crack...They all gathered around the fire talking of their first night in the woods.Beast boy was still filming,the view of the camara was shifting from person to person."Lets play truth or the dare!"Star said estaticly.
Beastboy shifted the camara back to Star Fire zooming in on her. "Good idea Star,but who should start?"Robin said who was sitting in-between Starfire and Raven."I shall start!" Said an ecstatic Star Fire.Star then turned towards Robin.Beastboy had the camara focused on him."Truth or the dare Robin?"asked Starfire.Robin quickly replied with:'Truth..." "Who is prettier me or Raven?"Star Fire asked.Raven also turned towards Robin "This should be good..."said and expression less Raven.Robin was speechless,BB and Cyborg were snikering at the awkward situation. Robin simply said:"I can't choose..."Raven and Star Fire looked at each other and rolled thier eyes."Raven sighed,and looked over at Cyborg."Truth or Dare?"asked Raven.Trying to sound as cool as posssible he said:"Truth."Raven thought for a few seconds and smirked."If you had to Kiss one of the other boys who would it be..."said a widly grining Raven. Beast Boy turned his head and the camara very very slowly with his eye twitching ever so slightly."Yes Cyborg...Do tell..."BB said shooting Cyborg a very dirty look...dirty like a high class korean whore...Beastboy zoomed in on Cyborg's eyes loking at the fear enbedded deep with in them.
"ummmmmm Robin i guess" Cyborg said quickly looking over at Beast Boy whos eye was still twitching and he nodded very slowly agreeing to his decision.BB turned and looked at the to giggling girls and what appeared to be a little shaken.BB then zoomed in and out on each one of them grining slightly."Anyone up for a gohst story?"Beast Boy asked Everone nodded and got quiet and moved in a little bit closer to the fire. Beast boy noticed the low battery signal."You guys start with out me i'm gonna charge my camara."BB said running into the tent and getting his charger and turning off the camara...
And we'll be right back after this commercial break with part whatever of this tale of titans and homosexuality. (no commercials this time folks the station ummmmmm is now temporarly commercial free)