Summery: In their search for Cloud and Jenova, Kadaj, Yazoo and Loz wind up in Costa del Sol for what Loz considers to be a well-earned vacation.
Genre: Humor
Pairings: none…yet.
Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy 7, nor Advent Children, even though I really want to because Kadaj and Yazoo are so cool!
Note: Italics represent thoughts and dreams, while bolds represent very loud shouting.
To the Beach!
Yazoo slowly awoke from his materia-induced slumber. Loking around, he noticed that he had no idea where he was. He was in a small room with pale blue walls and three beds, each with a small nightstand next to them. There was a warddrobe on the left wall and a TV at the opposite end of the room.
"Where am I?" he asked him. He noticed the room connected to another. He could hear sounds coming from it. Slowly sliding off the bed, stretching his limbs as he stood upright, he walked into the next room. There was a small fridge, next to a small oven and a wodden table with four chairs. Kadaj and Loz were sitting at the table. Kadaj was drinking a coffee while Loz was munching on a waffle. They noticed Yazoo's presence immediately.
"Moring Yazoo," Kadaj said, almost cheerfully, "You sleep well?" Yazoo could only nod as he sat down.
"Where are we?" he asked.
"We're at the hotel," Loz simply replied before taking a large bite out of his waffle.
"How'd I get here?" Sleep materia sometimes caused temporary memory lose. Kadaj and Loz froze.
"Well, uh, you were so tired from the voyage you fell asleep and Loz carried you here. Right Loz?" Kadaj answered, unable to hide the nervousness in his voice. Loz hurridly nodded. Yazoo couldn't help but quirk and eyebrow. Why were they so nervous? Then it came back to him. His face twisted into an expression of anger.
"Where's my Velvet Nightmare?" he snarled as he shot to his feet. Kadaj and Loz, knowing what was happening, quickly grabbde hold of their brother and forced him to sit down.
"Calm down Yazoo!" Kadaj said, "We need to keep our presence here a secret!" While Kadaj didn't like humans, the last thing he needed was Yazoo causing havoc and giving them away. Yazoo took a few deep breathes, trying to calm himself down.
"Why don't we do something to take your mind off of it Yazoo?" Loz asked.
"We will be doing something," Kadaj replied before Yazoo could answer, "We're going to search for Cloud like we planned."
Surprise surprise.
"Now, where to search first?" Loz came prepared for this.
"How about the beach?" he asked, "This is a coastal town after all. So, Cloud might be there." Loz shrugged his shoulders.
"Besides, It might be fun."
"Loz," Kadaj replied, "I told you, we're here to find Cloud, not to have fun. But, you have a point. Ok, we'll check out the beach. Grab your stuff, we're leaving in a few moments."
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The beach more crowded then the three brothers had expected. Kadaj had never seen so much skin before. While Kadaj and Yazoo stared on, Loz walked off towards some nearby changing stalls. Yazoo noticed.
"Where're you going?" Yazoo's question brought Kadaj back into reality and he too looked over at Loz, wanting an answer.
"We need to get changed," Loz answered, "We need to blend in."
"Uh, Loz?" Kadaj asked, looking over at the people, "What exactly are we changing into?"
Kadaj graoned at his new outfit. He was just wearing a pair of black shorts and sandels. Yazoo and Loz were wearing similar outfits except Yazoo's was white and Loz's was red. Loz slipped on a pair of shades and pulled a small cream-coloured bottel out of his bag.
"Put this on," he said, handing it to Yazoo.
"What is it?" Yazoo asked. Loz rolled his eyes.
"It's sunscreen. It'll keep us from getting sunburnt." After the three applied the sunscreen, Kadaj suggested the three split up and search for Cloud. Yazoo and Loz agreed and the three went off to search the beach.
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The sooner we find Cloud, the sooner we can enjoy this place.
Loz scanned his suroundings as he walked along the beach. Just up ahead, he noticed a small group of people gathering.
What's going on there?
Curious to know, Loz quietly approached the group. They seemed to be looking out to the water. Loz looked out to sea to see a couple of guys surfing. Loz had never heard of the sport before and naturally was confused.
"What's going on?" he asked a guy standing next to him.
"Can't you see those guys riding the waves?" he asked, "Those guys are shredding the surf!" Loz had no idea what the heck 'shredding the surf' meant, but he was impressed when he saw the surfers doing some stunts on the larger waves. No, impressed wasn't the right word, amazed.
"Cool," he said absently as he watched the two guys surf. After a few minutes, the two guys headed towards the shore. As they approached, the group swarmed all over them.
"That was awesome dude!"
"Totally!"
"I haven't seen you do that before!" Loz pushed his way through the crowd (which was pretty easy for him) until he reached the two surfers.
"Hey!" he called over the rest of the crowd. The two men looked in Loz's direction.
"Yeah?" they asked. Loz tried to hide his excitement as hard as he could.
"What was that?" he asked. The crowd, and the two surfers gave him an odd look.
"What was what?"
"That! What you were doing on the water!"
"You mean surfing?"
"Surfing? So that's what it's called." Everyone was now giving him a strange look. Loz noticed and tried his hardest to hide his embarrassment, and he failed miserably. One of the girls in the group laughed.
"You're not from around here are you?" she asked. Loz shook his head.
"I've spent my whole life in Midgar," he admitted, still embarrassed "This is the first time I've even seen the ocean, let alone 'surfing'." The group gave an understanding laugh.
"We understand dude," one of the surfers said, placing an assuring hand on Loz's shoulder.
"Could you teach me?" he asked. The surfer stared at him before giving a short chuckle.
"Sure dude," he turned to the other surfer, "Could you leand this guy your board?" The other guy nodded and passed Loz his surf board. Loz looked at the board for a moment before looking back at the surfer. The surfer turned and headed towards the water.
"By the way," he said as Loz followed him, "What's your name?" Loz was so fillde with excitement that he forgot about his fake name.
"Loz," he answered with a smile.
Hope you liked that guys. We'll see what happens to Yazoo and Kadaj next chapter. In the meantime, the review responses!
-Daenis TooShy: On second thought, I don't want to know. Also, don't get your hopes up, I'm not mmuch of a yaoi guy.
-Rotharell Jenova: lmao. Thanks.
-navi the rabid pixie: uh thanks. But fur future referance, just give me one review instead of three in a row.
-Devil Seifer: There will be pairings. Also, I plan for the girl jokes to continue (Yazoo: NOOOOOOOOOO!)
-Greiver Weapon: I haven't seen it. Noone has. It hasn't even come out yet! I've just learnt all this from websites.
-Raven Cactuar: Thanks dude.
-KeeperofthePineNeedles: That means a lot to me dude. Thanks.
-BrokenCrossedPaths: Thanks.
-Firedanser27: uh, actually, I was planning on putting a Yuffie pairing in her. Who she'll be paired with, I'll reveal next chapter.